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Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 12, 2005, 10:59:38 AM
We're going camping for a week.  Nacho will be back Wednesday or Thursday.  Behave children.
Title: Leaving
Post by: RottingCorpse on June 12, 2005, 12:29:23 PM
You know how much havoc can be wrought in that very short period of time?
Title: Re: Leaving
Post by: monkey! on June 12, 2005, 12:29:47 PM
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We're going camping for a week.  Nacho will be back Wednesday or Thursday.  Behave children.


How DARE[/b] you have a life outside of slave-monkeying for GS.org!

Mother - fucker....
Title: Leaving
Post by: monkey! on June 12, 2005, 12:31:33 PM
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You know how much havoc can be wrought in that very short period of time?


I'll be gone during the week, so not that much.

My tan is coming along nicely. And I'm getting paid $500 a week, after tax, national insurance etc; one weeks pay covers my rent, gas and electricity for a month.

Which is nice.
Title: Leaving
Post by: RottingCorpse on June 13, 2005, 09:17:56 AM
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My tan is coming along nicely. And I'm getting paid $500 a week, after tax, national insurance etc; one weeks pay covers my rent, gas and electricity for a month.


Looks like Monkey's got his warm in "the Man's" wet . .  .
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 13, 2005, 10:00:43 PM
Fucked up camping wireless net access posting!  I have to walk 100 feet to get a signal but what the fuck?   It's either 114 degrees with 400% humidity or we've got lightening and hail and 400% humidity.  This is fun!  Oh, today was my birthday you fuckers.  32 god damn years!  Where are my presents?  I'm taking the site down!  Oh god it's so hot!
Title: Leaving
Post by: Tyson on June 13, 2005, 10:49:31 PM
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Fucked up camping wireless net access posting!  I have to walk 100 feet to get a signal but what the fuck?   It's either 114 degrees with 400% humidity or we've got lightening and hail and 400% humidity.  This is fun!  Oh, today was my birthday you fuckers.  32 god damn years!  Where are my presents?  I'm taking the site down!  Oh god it's so hot!


Do you ever go outside to... Go outside?

And you people harass me. I have to bike 14 miles every day on the highway in upper-90 degree weather. Pussy!

Also, happy birthday. No one knew because you didn't 20 post threads about it in the past month.
Title: Leaving
Post by: RottingCorpse on June 14, 2005, 12:25:47 AM
Happy fargin' birthday, yotoc!
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 14, 2005, 01:05:04 AM
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Fucked up camping wireless net access posting!  I have to walk 100 feet to get a signal but what the fuck?   It's either 114 degrees with 400% humidity or we've got lightening and hail and 400% humidity.  This is fun!  Oh, today was my birthday you fuckers.  32 god damn years!  Where are my presents?  I'm taking the site down!  Oh god it's so hot!


Do you ever go outside to... Go outside?

And you people harass me. I have to bike 14 miles every day on the highway in upper-90 degree weather. Pussy!

Also, happy birthday. No one knew because you didn't 20 post threads about it in the past month.


You can't understand what summer in Ohio is like unless you spent one here.  Ask Cass and Nubbins.  They've been here in the summer.  RC and Nacho know what I'm talking about.  It gets just as fucking miserable in DC as it does here.  I hate the outside unless I'm surrounded by trees.  Once you get west of Columbus people think woods is that small clump of five trees about 20 miles down the road.  It's pathetic.  

I also think part of the problem is age.  I know for a fact when I was younger this shit didn't bother me as much as it does now.  

Back to my birthday that just ended.  I don't post like a whore...because I'm not a whore.  Nacho is a whore.  An attention whore.  His LiveJournal proves that.  Everybody with one of those is an attention whore.  I think I'm going to start a LiveJournal just for the hell of it.  Are they free?
Title: Leaving
Post by: Tyson on June 14, 2005, 01:31:04 AM
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You can't understand what summer in Ohio is like unless you spent one here.  Ask Cass and Nubbins.  They've been here in the summer.  RC and Nacho know what I'm talking about.  It gets just as fucking miserable in DC as it does here.  I hate the outside unless I'm surrounded by trees.  Once you get west of Columbus people think woods is that small clump of five trees about 20 miles down the road.  It's pathetic.  


Oh, I've been through them. My dad lives in Knoxville and summers there are as muggy (if not more so) than they are in the whole area. The smog certainly doesn't help.

In Northern California, a forest is defined as an area with so many trees that you can't see 20ft in *any* direction.

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Back to my birthday that just ended.  I don't post like a whore...because I'm not a whore.  Nacho is a whore.  An attention whore.  His LiveJournal proves that.  Everybody with one of those is an attention whore.  I think I'm going to start a LiveJournal just for the hell of it.  Are they free?


Yeah, they're free. What's Nacho's LJ address? I keep losing his or something. Does he update it?

Anyone else have blogs I can masturbate all over and leave shrewd comments on?
Title: Leaving
Post by: Tyson on June 14, 2005, 01:36:41 AM
THE HARDEST BUTTON TO BUTTON!
DUN NUH NUH NUH!
DEE NEE NEE NEE!
Title: Leaving
Post by: Goblin_Queen on June 14, 2005, 02:13:02 AM
Quote from: Tyson
THE HARDEST BUTTON TO BUTTON!
DUN NUH NUH NUH!
DEE NEE NEE NEE!


::hugs tyson::

I had opinions, that didn't matter!  I had a brain that felt like pancake batter!  I had a backyard with nothing in it except a STICK, a DOG, and a BOX WITH SOMTHING IN IT!!!

DUN NUH NUH NUH!

::dances::
Title: Leaving
Post by: RottingCorpse on June 14, 2005, 10:18:20 AM
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Back to my birthday that just ended.  I don't post like a whore...because I'm not a whore.  Nacho is a whore.  An attention whore.  His LiveJournal proves that.  Everybody with one of those is an attention whore.  I think I'm going to start a LiveJournal just for the hell of it.  Are they free?


*gasp* NO! Not Nacho!
Title: Leaving
Post by: Nubbins on June 14, 2005, 11:04:19 AM
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You can't understand what summer in Ohio is like unless you spent one here.  Ask Cass and Nubbins.  They've been here in the summer.  RC and Nacho know what I'm talking about.  It gets just as fucking miserable in DC as it does here.  I hate the outside unless I'm surrounded by trees.  Once you get west of Columbus people think woods is that small clump of five trees about 20 miles down the road.  It's pathetic.


Happy birthday, fucker! :D

And yes... you're absolutely right.  90 degrees out in California is completely different than an Ohio or Gerogia 90 degrees.  For one thing, out in Cali, you're aware that it's hot but you're not really sweating and then 3 hours later you realize that your cracked throat is bleeding and you've got chapped lips.  I know it's cliche, but it really is a dry heat.

Here in Georgia or the Ohio valley, Jesus H... yotoc's right... unless you've spent a summer here, you have no idea.  It's all encompassing.  Stepping outside, the heat and humidity just chokes you.  It doesn't matter what you're wearing, you're instantly drenched in sweat.  I'm convinced that Georgia and Ohio summers are the reason I love winter and cold weather so much... sure, I may complain about it when it's here, but I'll take 29 degrees and sleet over a 90 plus sunny day any day.  Bleh.
Title: Leaving
Post by: Goblin_Queen on June 14, 2005, 04:27:35 PM
Happy belated birthday Yotoc.  Sorry I didn't say it sooner, I was skimming the article and I got side-tracked by The White Stripes.  FYI, the new cd isn't as good as Elephant.
Title: Leaving
Post by: Matt on June 14, 2005, 07:29:00 PM
If you read Nacho's articles and posts here, you've essentially read his livejournal.

Happy birthday, Yotoc. Is that you in your avatar? You look seventy.
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 14, 2005, 07:48:52 PM
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If you read Nacho's articles and posts here, you've essentially read his livejournal.

Happy birthday, Yotoc. Is that you in your avatar? You look seventy.


Not hardly yet.  Soon though.  Here's the only picture I could find online that I wasn't dressed as a woman...

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2Fyotoc%2F51cf.jpg&hash=5d4f497c62967e9a475c8cd5e9a5e090afb7030d)


Well it won't show up.  I'll fix it later.
Title: Leaving
Post by: jreale on June 15, 2005, 11:10:22 AM
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I'll take 29 degrees and sleet.


Consider moving to the high country then. I saw just that last weekend going over Rabbit Ears Pass.  It was funny and kind of cool... for like the first 10 minutes.  Extremes suck.

Oh and happy birthday to Yotoc, even if he does regularly slime his shower on the sly.
Title: Leaving
Post by: nacho on June 16, 2005, 02:18:00 AM
I like how most of my email and post are from various lawyers.  Also, it's fucking 90 bazillion degrees.  I want to go back to the UK.  From cool and rainy to 90 bazillion and angry.
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 16, 2005, 09:11:46 AM
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I like how most of my email and post are from various lawyers.  Also, it's fucking 90 bazillion degrees.  I want to go back to the UK.  From cool and rainy to 90 bazillion and angry.


Well this morning in Ohio it's 33 and rainy.  This fucking sucks.  I think I'm packing up and going home.
Title: Leaving
Post by: nacho on June 16, 2005, 09:23:07 AM
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I like how most of my email and post are from various lawyers.  Also, it's fucking 90 bazillion degrees.  I want to go back to the UK.  From cool and rainy to 90 bazillion and angry.


Well this morning in Ohio it's 33 and rainy.  This fucking sucks.  I think I'm packing up and going home.


Hi everyone, we're going camping this week and I'll be online the whole time!

You should have just gone camping in the parking lot or something!

Camping sucks, too.
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 16, 2005, 09:26:27 AM
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I like how most of my email and post are from various lawyers.  Also, it's fucking 90 bazillion degrees.  I want to go back to the UK.  From cool and rainy to 90 bazillion and angry.


Well this morning in Ohio it's 33 and rainy.  This fucking sucks.  I think I'm packing up and going home.


Hi everyone, we're going camping this week and I'll be online the whole time!

You should have just gone camping in the parking lot or something!

Camping sucks, too.


I love it when it's not two degrees and raining pain.  I really think I'm giving up and coming home today.  I'm getting too old for this shit.
Title: Leaving
Post by: nacho on June 16, 2005, 09:29:33 AM
I think you should go to Ireland!
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 16, 2005, 09:34:08 AM
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I think you should go to Ireland!


Doesn't it do that every day there?
Title: Leaving
Post by: nacho on June 16, 2005, 09:36:40 AM
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I think you should go to Ireland!


Doesn't it do that every day there?


Yes, but you're drunk.
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 16, 2005, 09:38:16 AM
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I think you should go to Ireland!


Doesn't it do that every day there?


Yes, but you're drunk.


Ah yes, that always makes it better.
Title: Leaving
Post by: nacho on June 16, 2005, 09:41:05 AM
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Ah yes, that always makes it better.


Also, only 20 year olds camp.  People our age stay in B&B's where nice old ladies make huge breakfasts that last you all day.  So you don't really notice that Ireland is cold and rainy because you start the day with a big fry up, you go through the day exploring towns or sights, and you go to bed in a well heated room.

During the day, you do see 20-25 year olds stumbling around in a daze with their camping gear and, as you watch them from the window of the pub, you think:  "Camping is a child's sport.  Oh, god, I'm old."  Then some beautiful Black Irish bartender asks if you want another drink.
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 16, 2005, 10:01:34 AM
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Ah yes, that always makes it better.


Also, only 20 year olds camp.  People our age stay in B&B's where nice old ladies make huge breakfasts that last you all day.  So you don't really notice that Ireland is cold and rainy because you start the day with a big fry up, you go through the day exploring towns or sights, and you go to bed in a well heated room.

During the day, you do see 20-25 year olds stumbling around in a daze with their camping gear and, as you watch them from the window of the pub, you think:  "Camping is a child's sport.  Oh, god, I'm old."  Then some beautiful Black Irish bartender asks if you want another drink.


I have no desire to be like that.  I love camping.  The idea of it.  The reality is something different.  I've already given up on waiting 40 minutes for campfire coffee and will only camp where I can plug shit up.  I think I am getting old.  I nice hot breakfast sounds good right now.  I wish the wife would wake up so I could go find one.
Title: Leaving
Post by: RottingCorpse on June 16, 2005, 10:09:47 AM
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I love camping.  The idea of it.  The reality is something different.  I've already given up on waiting 40 minutes for campfire coffee and will only camp where I can plug shit up.  I think I am getting old.  I nice hot breakfast sounds good right now.  I wish the wife would wake up so I could go find one.


Amen, brother. The wife and I did some camping a few weeks a go and may head out this weekend to do some more. It's the whole idea of communing with nature. Hell, not even that hippie of a concept. It's getting in touch with the natural past, your own primate/pioneer heritage.
Title: Leaving
Post by: nacho on June 16, 2005, 10:13:27 AM
You people are fags.
Title: Leaving
Post by: yotoc on June 16, 2005, 10:17:52 AM
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I love camping.  The idea of it.  The reality is something different.  I've already given up on waiting 40 minutes for campfire coffee and will only camp where I can plug shit up.  I think I am getting old.  I nice hot breakfast sounds good right now.  I wish the wife would wake up so I could go find one.


Amean, brother. The wife and I did some camping a few weeks a go and may head out this weekend to do some more. It's teh whole idea of communing with nature. Hell, not even that hippie of a concept. It's getting in touch with the natural past, your own primate/pioneer heritage.



Exactly.  Usually it's great.  Nothing beats getting up just when the sun shows up and just sitting there, listening to the silence with a cup of coffee.  Those days I love.  It's the days when the kids are complaining that they're bored and the wife is pissed because you are already doing what you want to do which just happens to be staring at that tree over there then you give up and go do whatever they want then it rains just before you're ready to go to bed and you wake up and it's 40 degrees out.   Those days just suck.  Kids don't know how to entertain themselves with nothing anymore.  It's bad enough that all of a sudden they just invented child molesters and you can't let the kids go ANYWHERE without you tagging along.  I'm sure they had kiddie fuckers when I was a kid.  We just had enough sense to cut them if they tried anything.  We overprotect the kids and took away their weapons.  I carried a knife everywhere from the time I was seven on.  I mean everywhere...school, church.  It didn't matter.  I was always armed.  So was every kid I knew.  And we all knew how to stab the shit out of something.  It's no wonder kids never move out of their parents houses anymore.  I can't wait to buy the kid a big ass fuck off knife and teach him to stab shit in the guts.  Then I can send him to the playground without me.  I can sit here and watch that tree over there.