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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 07:55:10 AM
Check it out... A new forum.  The "No Creeps" forum.  Here we can all post without Starrwriter asking Jody to look at pictures of his cock and telling us that he knows better and we should just give up because our lives are doomed.
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Post by: Matt on May 16, 2005, 09:57:21 AM
I'm gone for a weekend and all of a sudden starr is a pariah of the forums. explain plz.
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Post by: yotoc on May 16, 2005, 10:48:25 AM
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I'm gone for a weekend and all of a sudden starr is a pariah of the forums. explain plz.


Doesn't matter.  I was kinda here and didn't realize it until I got 10,000 emails from Nach about him.  I think they've both cracked.
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Post by: Nubbins on May 16, 2005, 10:54:33 AM
Sheer hilarity!

Catch up by reading this thread (http://www.greatsociety.org/trackforum/viewtopic.php?t=114).  Basically it was a big self destruct.

Also, I don't know if you guys know this, but I can read this secret forum and there's no way I'm cool enough to be able to.
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Post by: yotoc on May 16, 2005, 10:56:19 AM
Quote from: Nubbins
Sheer hilarity!

Catch up by reading this thread (http://www.greatsociety.org/trackforum/viewtopic.php?t=114).  Basically it was a big self destruct.

Also, I don't know if you guys know this, but I can read this secret forum and there's no way I'm cool enough to be able to.


Oh yeah, that was all my fault.  I'm the one that changed it and he blamed Nacho.  It's all my fault fuckers!!  Wheee.
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Post by: Nubbins on May 16, 2005, 10:57:08 AM
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Quote from: Nubbins
Sheer hilarity!

Catch up by reading this thread (http://www.greatsociety.org/trackforum/viewtopic.php?t=114).  Basically it was a big self destruct.

Also, I don't know if you guys know this, but I can read this secret forum and there's no way I'm cool enough to be able to.


Oh yeah, that was all my fault.  I'm the one that changed it and he blamed Nacho.  It's all my fault fuckers!!  Wheee.


SILLY REPUBLICAN!!!
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 11:15:10 AM
And now, thanks to fucking Monkey replying to EVERY FUCKING THREAD FROM THE MONTH OF MAY, I'm seeing that Starrwriter has edited most of the threads he started to read "OLTF," whatever that means.  He's marked his account as "hidden," which you can all do, and has been going through here editing himself out.

Also, Monkey, stop replying to old old threads.
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 11:26:19 AM
Ah, and he's disabled all links and pictures in his old threads.

Just deleted a bunch of them, because that's childish.  And, now, he's banned!

Though I noticed, on a few of his anonymous posts, he was using a different IP... Oh well.

Given that I've spent way too long deleting the May threads, and that the "OLTF" thing goes back through his entire posting history, I'm starting to wonder... Insane?  Maybe.

edit:  People think I'm the crazy one, so I left a few topics active (including the one Nubbins linked above, which is where the "disagreement" began).  Do a search for "OLTF" and see what he did.

It's actually a classy touch of comedy, if you're asking me.  Changed my mind on the banning...wondering what he'll do next, because he's always on here!  We haven't yet moved into the "Oh no he didn't!" territory.  Countdown to dramabomb!

And someone tell me what OLTF means, besides online transfer of funds.
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Post by: Nubbins on May 16, 2005, 02:27:54 PM
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Ah, and he's disabled all links and pictures in his old threads.

Just deleted a bunch of them, because that's childish.  And, now, he's banned!

Though I noticed, on a few of his anonymous posts, he was using a different IP... Oh well.

Given that I've spent way too long deleting the May threads, and that the "OLTF" thing goes back through his entire posting history, I'm starting to wonder... Insane?  Maybe.

edit:  People think I'm the crazy one, so I left a few topics active (including the one Nubbins linked above, which is where the "disagreement" began).  Do a search for "OLTF" and see what he did.

It's actually a classy touch of comedy, if you're asking me.  Changed my mind on the banning...wondering what he'll do next, because he's always on here!  We haven't yet moved into the "Oh no he didn't!" territory.  Countdown to dramabomb!

And someone tell me what OLTF means, besides online transfer of funds.


I typed O.L.T.F. into google with the periods and have so far found a bunch of mathematical documents about frequency equations and some process in which sciencey type people can alter them.

Also, I found stuff about an Online Learning Task Force that may or may not be in place in some universities.  I dunno what the hell it means... chances are it's just some acronym he made up himself.

Definitely don't ban him!  That would be just tragic!  We've got to see how this plays out.

Also, I noticed earlier today that his post count was well over 500 and now it's at, like, 478 and counting!  Hilarity!
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 02:35:14 PM
Yeah, I cleaned out a bunch of the OLTF's.  

I also turned off his "hidden" status so you guys will be able to see him now.  Not been on since the morning, though.

Now, I'm off the air starting on the 23rd, and I don't know if Yotoc will be online yet by then...so there's a great opportunity for unmoderated shenanigans next week.
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Post by: Nubbins on May 16, 2005, 02:44:47 PM
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Now, I'm off the air starting on the 23rd, and I don't know if Yotoc will be online yet by then...so there's a great opportunity for unmoderated shenanigans next week.


muuuuaaaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!  

Excellent....
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Post by: Tyson on May 16, 2005, 03:02:41 PM
So he was banned because of the OLTFOLOTTLOF whatever stuff?

And the harassing Jody thing?

Or am I missing something?

My body is ridding itself of my cold in the nastiest way possible. With every matchbox-sized piece of green and brown snot I hock out of my lungs and sinus, I feel a bit better. TAKE THAT!

*hock hock coff*
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 03:07:45 PM
He's not banned.

I like how nobody understands what's going on even though it's explained above.  

He got mad because of the thread that Nubbins linked above.  In that thread, he got pissed at me because Yotoc was larking around... Then I laughed about it.  So then he typed in the lyrics to that song teasing me because I was complaining a few days ago about how the forums are quiet between May and September.

Then he switched his account to hidden and stayed on all weekend.

Then, this morning, he changed all the threads he started so the first post read "OLTF" and he replaced all links from here to anywhere else with dead pictures/files and removed the Freaky whatever newspaper.  (Which, by the way, we had done up with a special button on the main forum page and under Media Wing as, you know, a favor.)

But I decided not to ban him.


edit:  Oops, I didn't say I changed my mind about banning him.  Guess that was a PM convo with Nubbins.  Sorry.


edit2:  I'm glad to hear someone else mention the Jody thing.  I haven't talked to her about it, but I found his shit alarming.
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 03:20:05 PM
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My body is ridding itself of my cold in the nastiest way possible.

*hock hock coff*


Just think, Queenie was right there, man, with her little witchy friend.  You could have scored if you weren't sick.



Quote from: Tyson


Posts: 499


Quick, post again.
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Post by: Tyson on May 16, 2005, 03:33:40 PM
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My body is ridding itself of my cold in the nastiest way possible.

*hock hock coff*


Just think, Queenie was right there, man, with her little witchy friend.  You could have scored if you weren't sick.


Where was this festival?



Quote from: nacho
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Posts: 499


Quick, post again.


NEVER!

Wait...
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 03:36:26 PM
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Where was this festival?



I don't know.  She just had those pictures of the train going to Cal Poly.  Go see her picture thread.

I know it's hard to navigate because Monkey bumped every single thread in the forums with one word replies along the lines of "UHHhhhRRRR!!!"
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Post by: Tyson on May 16, 2005, 03:37:06 PM
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edit2:  I'm glad to hear someone else mention the Jody thing.  I haven't talked to her about it, but I found his shit alarming.


Yeah, we're all sick fucks and all that. Shit, cum, warm, wet, anal sex, etc etc, but I figure there's a line that we don't cross, especially in regards to women on the forms.

Funny-ha-ha the first ten times, but after a while it's creepy and offputting.
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Post by: Tyson on May 16, 2005, 03:40:25 PM
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Where was this festival?


I don't know.  She just had those pictures of the train going to Cal Poly.  Go see her picture thread.

I know it's hard to navigate because Monkey bumped every single thread in the forums with one word replies along the lines of "UHHhhhRRRR!!!"


Ah. It was somewhere in L.A., judging by the last picture in the "My Saturday" thread.

So that was probably the Amtrak train. Fun shit!
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 03:40:30 PM
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Yeah, we're all sick fucks and all that. Shit, cum, warm, wet, anal sex, etc etc, but I figure there's a line that we don't cross, especially in regards to women on the forms.

Funny-ha-ha the first ten times, but after a while it's creepy and offputting.


I was also getting sick of the daddy routine:  When I was flying space shuttles, Tyler, it was different...not like today.
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Post by: Tyson on May 16, 2005, 03:41:51 PM
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blah blah blah.......Tyler.....blah blah blah


In conclusion: I hate you all.

Time for work. Dammit!
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 03:48:26 PM
Well, all over now.  Nubbins and I are waiting for the inevitable and usually amusing dramabomb, then I'll ban him for good and lock out whatever IP's he's been using.
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Post by: Nubbins on May 16, 2005, 03:51:59 PM
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Well, all over now.  Nubbins and I are waiting for the inevitable and usually amusing dramabomb, then I'll ban him for good and lock out whatever IP's he's been using.


Countdown to hilarity!
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 03:57:23 PM
Poor Yotoc... He's been offline for the best breakdown since Sugarcube.  Now, she was alot more exciting.  If Starrwriter simply fades into the night, I'll be dissapointed.  We need the "Open letter to the forums."
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Post by: Tyson on May 16, 2005, 04:00:17 PM
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Poor Yotoc... He's been offline for the best breakdown since Sugarcube.  Now, she was alot more exciting.  If Starrwriter simply fades into the night, I'll be dissapointed.  We need the "Open letter to the forums."


What was the Sugarcube breakdown? Tell me, uncle Nacho! I must hear!
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Post by: Matt on May 16, 2005, 04:02:37 PM
So I've been playing The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age for about the past five hours, skipping school and all that bullshit, and now I'm trying to wrap my vegetated brain around all of this. It's a real trip.




So.



In summation:

starr's bitchy and/or creepy? To tell you the truth, I didn't even notice the whole Jody thing. I did notice that Tyler was sick. Queenie looked hot in those Ren Faire pics. And we hope that starr will have a nervous breakdown over the Internet.

I'm kind of giggling just thinking about it, but I don't know if that's because it's genuinely funny or if I'm just plotting how I'm going to boost my characters in the LotR game.
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Post by: Nubbins on May 16, 2005, 04:07:04 PM
Quote from: Matt
So I've been playing The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age for about the past five hours, skipping school and all that bullshit, and now I'm trying to wrap my vegetated brain around all of this. It's a real trip.




So.



In summation:

starr's bitchy and/or creepy? To tell you the truth, I didn't even notice the whole Jody thing. I did notice that Tyler was sick. Queenie looked hot in those Ren Faire pics. And we hope that starr will have a nervous breakdown over the Internet.

I'm kind of giggling just thinking about it, but I don't know if that's because it's genuinely funny or if I'm just plotting how I'm going to boost my characters in the LotR game.


NICE!!!!  LoTR NERD GOODNESSS!!!  I love it!  Is this Xbox or PS2?  Is it any good?

I personally don't really have any ill will towards Starr, but do find him a rather... odd character.  I'm trying to draw a picture of him, but I can't find a decent one.

I did find this (http://www.stormpages.com/starrbooks/) though.
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 04:09:56 PM
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What was the Sugarcube breakdown? Tell me, uncle Nacho! I must hear!


I briefly left Queenie for Sugarcube because she was this girl with a cute face who I later learned was 400 pounds down in Tenn.  She said she loved anal sex and wanted me to do her hard.  Queenie, after bad mouthing me to everyone and selling all of my records, eventually won me back.

Now, around that same time, my then webmaster had this total freakout because Greatsociety destroyed him.  So Sugarcube said, hey, she and her "boyfriend" could do it.  So they're the ones who took GS to the next level of being so totally fucked up nobody could fix the code.

In the forums, she constantly made these contrary posts to everything I posted, from pop-history to, like, the sky is blue.  And she wouldn't let go.  I'd be stupid enough to take the bait and, next you know, every thread was three pages of me saying "The sky IS blue" and she saying "It's not and you're stupid."

Meanwhile, working on the page, she claimed her boyfriend was a shut-in and afraid to talk to people, so she relayed messages between us about what needed to be done and so on.  Finally, I got pissed off, and the "boyfriend" started to write me with her email.  It was really Sugarcube. of course. Real weird split personality shit.  

So I told her to stop, paid her the $150 bucks I told her I would, and took away her admin access because, well, she was creepy.

So she blew up, saying that she deserved admin access because GS was a community and I didn't have the right to get in the way of the community.  It wasn't just my page anymore, she said.

I think it was around then she did the open letter... Which I nuked, mocking her in a private forum.  

Things heated up and I sent her a PM saying go away forever.
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: Matt


In summation:


Yeah, he can't take his own medicine.  I didn't care either till he did the OLTR thing.  That was pretty crazy.  So I figure I'd better do something before he goes over the deep end and starts to seriously fuck up threads or spam the boards or whatever.
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Post by: Matt on May 16, 2005, 04:22:13 PM
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What was the Sugarcube breakdown? Tell me, uncle Nacho! I must hear!


I briefly left Queenie for Sugarcube because she was this girl with a cute face who I later learned was 400 pounds down in Tenn.  She said she loved anal sex and wanted me to do her hard.  Queenie, after bad mouthing me to everyone and selling all of my records, eventually won me back.

Now, around that same time, my then webmaster had this total freakout because Greatsociety destroyed him.  So Sugarcube said, hey, she and her "boyfriend" could do it.  So they're the ones who took GS to the next level of being so totally fucked up nobody could fix the code.

In the forums, she constantly made these contrary posts to everything I posted, from pop-history to, like, the sky is blue.  And she wouldn't let go.  I'd be stupid enough to take the bait and, next you know, every thread was three pages of me saying "The sky IS blue" and she saying "It's not and you're stupid."

Meanwhile, working on the page, she claimed her boyfriend was a shut-in and afraid to talk to people, so she relayed messages between us about what needed to be done and so on.  Finally, I got pissed off, and the "boyfriend" started to write me with her email.  It was really Sugarcube. of course. Real weird split personality shit.  

So I told her to stop, paid her the $150 bucks I told her I would, and took away her admin access because, well, she was creepy.

So she blew up, saying that she deserved admin access because GS was a community and I didn't have the right to get in the way of the community.  It wasn't just my page anymore, she said.

I think it was around then she did the open letter... Which I nuked, mocking her in a private forum.  

Things heated up and I sent her a PM saying go away forever.


Okay, this sounds like this other chick I "knew" from the Internet. Long story short, when I was 12 I spent all the money I could on cards. Think the Yu-Gi-Oh of yesteryear for me. I was also a big little Star Trek nut. One day I came across this place called "Kedanya" which was a website devoted to the Star Trek card game. They had this one woman who went under the alias "LwaxanaTroi" and she was this crazy psychotic person who claimed the same thing. Whenever they tried to take down the place to overhauls or anything or because nobody was visiting, she would freak out and claim the place was her home. Totally fucking nuts. She had the same kind of "community" concept. Oh, and she was German, so that just made her nuttier.

As for LotR, Nubs, if you like turn-based RPGs, you should like it. I swear to God it's a bitch on medium difficulty though, and I'm wandering around now trying to level up, which is difficult, because there's only a certain number of planned engagements that you fight, and enemies don't "respawn". :-( The basic system of control is you have one chararacter who runs around solving quests, and then you run into engagements and all of the characters in your "fellowship" fight, three at a time (you can have six total characters). There's a storyline pre-planned and shit, so it's not like you can have different characters; you're still gonna end up with the same six characters.  So I think that'll kill replayability on it. But I'm addicted to beating it. If you like Lord of the Rings, you'll like it, but I wouldn't drop a lot of money on it. Maybe 10 bucks at Target or something.
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Post by: jreale on May 16, 2005, 04:33:12 PM
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Quote from: Matt


In summation:


Yeah, he can't take his own medicine.  I didn't care either till he did the OLTR thing.  That was pretty crazy.  So I figure I'd better do something before he goes over the deep end and starts to seriously fuck up threads or spam the boards or whatever.


There really is one not-so-hilarious thing about this: I think it  makes me the senior member of the regularly-posting community.

Jesus, I've got to grab an Ensure. I'll be right back to begin my public mental unravelling.
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 04:47:06 PM
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There really is one not-so-hilarious thing about this: I think it  makes me the senior member of the regularly-posting community.


Well, best to do it in groupings:

You're with the "30-somethings."

And then we have the "20-somethings."

Then Monkey.
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Post by: Tyson on May 16, 2005, 04:51:03 PM
So how old is everyone?

Me: 20
Nacho: 31
Jody: 67
Matt: 19 (?)

?
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Post by: Matt on May 16, 2005, 04:52:28 PM
Quote from: Tyson
So how old is everyone?

Me: 20
Nacho: 31
Jody: 67
Matt: 19 (?)

?


I have nearly one month 'til I'm 19. So put me down for 19, yeah.

Isn't Yotoc like, 55?
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Post by: Nubbins on May 16, 2005, 05:02:38 PM
Quote from: Tyson
So how old is everyone?

Me: 20
Nacho: 31
Jody: 67
Matt: 19 (?)

?


I'm 27... I was knee deep in the Deceptacon/Autobot civil war when you were just a glint in your father's eye!  Why, I remember those days, sipping Penis Coladas on the sandy beaches of the big island... did I say penis?  WHOOPS!  I meant Vagina.  

Anyhoo... those were the days... 5 years old and not a care in the world.  Well, that is until Magnum and T.C. decided to land their stupid helicopter on my father, essentially crushing all the innocence clean out of my childhood.  Did I get to ride in the Ferrari after that?  Did Magnum take me to a Detroit Tigers game?  I think not!  I wrote a book about the entire experience.  It's called "Daddy's Little Angel"... the cover has an airbrushed unicorn on it... it's pretty good, if I can toot my own horn for a second.  You may have seen it?  Yeah, published by deezbooks.com...  I'll send you a picture of the book posing next to my penis so that you can get an idea how large it is... the book that is, ho ho ho!
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Post by: nacho on May 16, 2005, 05:10:59 PM
I love Nubbins.
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Post by: jreale on May 16, 2005, 05:11:24 PM
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Anyhoo... those were the days... 5 years old and not a care in the world.  Well, that is until Magnum and T.C. decided to land their stupid helicopter on my father, essentially crushing all the innocence clean out of my childhood.  


Oh, so precious!
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Post by: Cassander on May 17, 2005, 12:39:32 AM
oh god! I missed everything again!  damn.

anyway, first off, i must say, I am going to sleep well tonight knowing that starriter may be gone for good.  What was with that guy?  I always meant to ask you nacho...but i thought it might be rude since i assumed it was some personal friend or something.  

but seriously, he couldn't write for shit and...he spends all day writing stupid posts when he has FUCKING HAWAII OUTSIDE.

sanctimonious fucktard.

was that the same guy who spammed an entire novel into a thread on the old site?  you know, the one about the girl whose orgasms were being studied by a crazy doctor or something?  

emotional remora.  

anyway.  not that i'm surprised.  i guess the one-two punch of "shut up about your damn jpeg brightness factor" and "freaky times: for dogfingering jew lovers" or whatever it was.  points of brilliance if you ask me.  

so.....anyone wanna go get coffee?
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Post by: Tyson on May 17, 2005, 12:50:08 AM
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anyway, first off, i must say, I am going to sleep well tonight knowing that starriter may be gone for good.  What was with that guy?  I always meant to ask you nacho...but i thought it might be rude since i assumed it was some personal friend or something.


I published the guy in EM and he ended up wandering around here for some reason or other. The story I published of his was decent, but it was a straight rip of Catcher in the Rye, voice and all. Whatever.
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Post by: Nubbins on May 17, 2005, 12:50:42 AM
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so.....anyone wanna go get coffee?


NO WAAAAAY caaa-SANDRA!!!  Because I don't associate with girly types!!!

HA... oh man, I showed you.
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Post by: Cassander on May 17, 2005, 12:52:01 AM
ASSHOLES!
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Post by: Cassander on May 17, 2005, 12:54:25 AM
The newest registered user is Nachohorsa

that gave me nightmares!
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Post by: Nubbins on May 17, 2005, 01:02:12 AM
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The newest registered user is Nachohorsa

that gave me nightmares!


That's just starrmarmot making waves...
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Post by: Cassander on May 17, 2005, 01:04:24 AM
The starmarmot is a mix between a crazy old man and a marmot...bred for its skills in magic.
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Post by: Tyson on May 17, 2005, 01:13:12 AM
So is starrmarmot and Nachohorsa just Starr being retarded?

If so, how embarassing.
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Post by: nacho on May 17, 2005, 08:31:39 AM
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but seriously, he couldn't write for shit and...he spends all day writing stupid posts when he has FUCKING HAWAII OUTSIDE.


I always thought that.  He's going on about how Waikiki and his crazy little neighborhood bar is right there on the beach.

Now, I'm a shut-in, but if I lived in that apartment, I think it would be like, gee, Nacho hasn't posted...in two years.

I actually thought Freaky Times had promise.  That's why we did all that shit for him, which are now dead links on the main page until yotoc can get back online.  

Now, look, I don't need this.  I'm an award winning journalist!  My article, which was the only one entered into the contest, won the Honolulu Geriatric Society Magazine First Prize!

I wonder how much I fueled the fires by constantly posting pictures of Jody because I, too, am obsessed with her?  Hey, Jody, what's your email?  I have some pictures to show you.  Do you like toes?  I LOVE TOES!  Here's a picture of my last girlfriend -- Jennifer Garner.


Edit:  I created this forum with the idea of having a break from Starr but, since he's blown up, who says go ahead and make this conversation public?  Now that'll really get him lathered up!
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Post by: Cassander on May 17, 2005, 11:13:32 AM
nacho, when i was a younger man, i would've said "yes, do it!" and rubbed my hands together excitedly.  But now that I'm a father...everything has changed.  I can't do anything to threaten the little life i've been chosen to guard.  

If starmarmot got angry enough, he might hunt me down and I can't risk putting my son in danger.
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Post by: jreale on May 17, 2005, 11:30:03 AM
I have been hesitant to talk about it, since I don't want to jinx it, but there is a chance I'm moving to Hawaii someday relatively soon.  It's bad enough that a crazy person has somewhat marred my idealistic vision of my life there, much less fearing finding myself on the sharp side of an AARP card and the words "Here's a picture of my dad's cousin's stepbrother: James Garner" slithering into my ear.  Call me a gal with lofty goals, but I'd like to at least get through my first year on the islands without having to kill anyone. Aloha!
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Post by: nacho on May 17, 2005, 12:11:35 PM
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I have been hesitant to talk about it, since I don't want to jinx it, but there is a chance I'm moving to Hawaii someday relatively soon.  It's bad enough that a crazy person has somewhat marred my idealistic vision of my life there, much less fearing finding myself on the sharp side of an AARP card and the words "Here's a picture of my dad's cousin's stepbrother: James Garner" slithering into my ear.  Call me a gal with lofty goals, but I'd like to at least get through my first year on the islands without having to kill anyone. Aloha!


Oh, god.  If you move to Hawaii..a nice place in Hawaii...I'm going to visit the fuck out of you.

Cass in NOLA, Jody in HI.  I'll be wearing welcome thin in every corner of the country.  "Hi, Jody, sorry to surprise you.  I need to crash on your couch, and then I'm going to go hiking for three days and then I'll need a ride to the airport.  And some aspirin."
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Post by: jreale on May 17, 2005, 12:17:50 PM
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Oh, god.  If you move to Hawaii..a nice place in Hawaii...I'm going to visit the fuck out of you.

Cass in NOLA, Jody in HI.  I'll be wearing welcome thin in every corner of the country.  "Hi, Jody, sorry to surprise you.  I need to crash on your couch, and then I'm going to go hiking for three days and then I'll need a ride to the airport.  And some aspirin."


"And, while I am also happy to see you, that really is a stalk of sugar cane in my pocket."
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Post by: Nubbins on May 17, 2005, 12:19:53 PM
Quote from: nacho

Edit:  I created this forum with the idea of having a break from Starr but, since he's blown up, who says go ahead and make this conversation public?  Now that'll really get him lathered up!


Is he still on the forums regularly or has he evaporated into the inter-ether?
Title: Pop!
Post by: nacho on May 17, 2005, 12:21:00 PM
hi jody...do you...like...sugar cane...?
Title: Pop!
Post by: nacho on May 17, 2005, 12:21:27 PM
Quote from: Nubbins
Quote from: nacho

Edit:  I created this forum with the idea of having a break from Starr but, since he's blown up, who says go ahead and make this conversation public?  Now that'll really get him lathered up!


Is he still on the forums regularly or has he evaporated into the inter-ether?


Nothing since Monday morning.
Title: Pop!
Post by: jreale on May 17, 2005, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: nacho
hi jody...do you...like...sugar cane...?


(Cue the scary music, and the sudden close-up on my eyes, which also suddenly are made-up with eye shadow, liner and mascara.)

"Don't come any closer (digging in pocket). I have an AARP card, which is not only very sharp, but gets me killer discounts on car rentals."
Title: Pop!
Post by: nacho on May 17, 2005, 12:28:09 PM
Quote from: jreale


(Cue the scary music, and the sudden close-up on my eyes, which also suddenly are made-up with eye shadow, liner and mascara.)

"Don't come any closer (digging in pocket). I have an AARP card, which is not only very sharp, but gets me killer discounts on car rentals."


Pull back and I'm wearing a sugar cane leaf hat and the group of friends I brought with me, uninvited, to also crash on your porch are all drunk and giggling and one of them has a screaming dwarf on his shoulders.

Oh, wait, that's the Hemingway biography...