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Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 06:42:41 PM
Here we go, back to basics.  Screwdrivers, homemade breakfast wraps, a handful of sinus medication, a percocet and....

Bad Santa
last sunday's Family Guy
Attack the Gas Station
tonight's Doctor Who


It's a rock out Saturday night.  I'll check in right before my masturbation break.
Title: Re: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 07, 2005, 07:25:18 PM
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Here we go, back to basics.  Screwdrivers, homemade breakfast wraps, a handful of sinus medication, a percocet and....

Bad Santa
last sunday's Family Guy
Attack the Gas Station
tonight's Doctor Who


It's a rock out Saturday night.  I'll check in right before my masturbation break.


I'm playing football management games.

Still haven't installed mount and blade.
Title: Re: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 07:39:34 PM
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I'm playing football management games.

Still haven't installed mount and blade.


Championship Manager!

Careful, my friend almost lost his family because of that shit.
Title: Re: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 07, 2005, 07:41:34 PM
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Championship Manager!

Careful, my friend almost lost his family because of that shit.


I ain't got a family, unless that girl really wasn't lying.... Where's that coat-hanger?
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 07:45:19 PM
The fucking gilmore girl in Bad Santa is way hot... I'm totally obsessed now.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 07, 2005, 07:48:03 PM
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The fucking gilmore girl in Bad Santa is way hot... I'm totally obsessed now.


WANKING TIME!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 07:54:01 PM
edit:  Clever IMDB!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 07, 2005, 07:57:15 PM
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Oh yeah:


http://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/gilmore1.gif


Huh?

1x1 pixels?

Huh?

I see nothing!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 08:07:06 PM
Here, will some clever computer person figure out how to save this image for me?

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0307987/Ss/0307987/DF-1976.jpg

Because now I feel like I'm being challenged by two-bit security measures.  Or I'm drunk.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 07, 2005, 09:20:52 PM
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imdb.com%2FPhotos%2FSs%2F0307987%2FDF-1976.jpg&hash=b31c6a897066cc51036b0a161f1f80d0497a12c5)
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0307987/DF-1976.jpg

They made the image a background of a table cell and then put a transperant gif over it.

Yeah, it's a two-bit security measure.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 09:26:56 PM
Now I can have my masturbation break.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 07, 2005, 09:34:22 PM
Ooops. They hate referrals.

Copy the link, open a new browser tab (or window, if you're living in 1994) and wank away...
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Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 09:36:23 PM
Probably too dark for Starrwriter's screen.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 10:02:06 PM
Oh my god... That Family Guy comeback episode was amazing.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 07, 2005, 10:14:11 PM
Torrent. Now.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 10:26:57 PM
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Probably too dark for Starrwriter's screen.


I really wish you wouldn't think about me while you're masturbating. God.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 10:46:58 PM
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Torrent. Now.


It's up.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: yotoc on May 07, 2005, 10:52:36 PM
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Torrent. Now.


It's up.


I'm seeding too, should be getting decent speed now.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 07, 2005, 10:55:31 PM
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Torrent. Now.


It's up.


I'm seeding too, should be getting decent speed now.


Roughly 30k/sec down. I guess I'm just spoiled. I'm used to 500k/sec downloads.

I need to finish this fucking essay though. I've only got 500 words out of the 1,000 required, and its going to take me another year to finish it. ARGH!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 12:15:11 AM
I got off Dr. Who, so that'll bring the speed up.

Also, fuck you.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 08, 2005, 12:26:25 AM
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I got off Dr. Who, so that'll bring the speed up.

Also, fuck you.


You shallow cunt.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 08, 2005, 12:51:58 AM
That was the best epsode ever. Oh god!

Yes!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 12:52:21 AM
Want Attack the Gas Station?  It's loads of fun.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 08, 2005, 12:55:41 AM
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Want Attack the Gas Station?  It's loads of fun.


What's that?


"Anyone against going to war with Iraq is gay."

"I'm for war!" "Let's go to war."
"I was the FIRST one to want to go to war!"
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 01:01:53 AM
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Want Attack the Gas Station?  It's loads of fun.


What's that?


"Anyone against going to war with Iraq is gay."

"I'm for war!" "Let's go to war."
"I was the FIRST one to want to go to war!"



http://imdb.com/title/tt0262246/

You're a dog!  You have no soul!


I'm going to watch Dr. Who now.  Episode 7 is up here at GS for downloading, if anyone's been following the new Who.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 08, 2005, 01:06:25 AM
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http://imdb.com/title/tt0262246/

You're a dog!  You have no soul!


Hmmm... Looks good. Upload!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 01:48:22 AM
It's up, along with the srt file.  So put them both into the same directory.

And...I'm going to bed!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: starrwriter on May 08, 2005, 05:18:38 AM
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It's up, along with the srt file.  So put them both into the same directory.

And...I'm going to bed!


About time. It's nearly 1 a.m. in D.C. and you have to get up in the morning and go to church. The sermon will be: "The Sins of Strong Drink and Self-Abuse." I love it when preachers talk dirty.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 08, 2005, 05:22:07 AM
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It's up, along with the srt file.  So put them both into the same directory.

And...I'm going to bed!


About time. It's nearly 1 a.m. in D.C. and you have to get up in the morning and go to church. The sermon will be: "The Sins of Strong Drink and Self-Abuse." I love it when preachers talk dirty.


I finally got my parents to stop forcing me to go to church around Middle School. Recently, I've begun wondering what their sermons are like these days. I mean, how do they preach all the "teachings of Jeebus Christ" and then denounce "godless fags" and "liberal communists" in the same hour? I'm curious.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 08, 2005, 12:34:43 PM
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Probably too dark for Starrwriter's screen.


I really wish you wouldn't think about me while you're masturbating. God.


I do all the time. Whilst screaming "bat outta hell, I'll be gone before the morning comes!"
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 12:37:57 PM
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I do all the time. Whilst screaming "bat outta hell, I'll be gone before the morning comes!"


Why can I picture this?

Hey, looking at the Irishland schedule:

Ferry to Stranra on 30th or 31st and some Belfast shit, then back around on the 12th.  So two chances to watch you masturbate.

Also -- my Spanish friends are flying up from Seville for a Dublin rendezvous, if you want to train down and join us.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 08, 2005, 12:43:24 PM
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I do all the time. Whilst screaming "bat outta hell, I'll be gone before the morning comes!"


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Why can I picture this?


Because it's your fantasy. You ram your finger between your glans every night dreaming of monkey.


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Hey, looking at the Irishland schedule:

Ferry to Stranra on 30th or 31st and some Belfast shit, then back around on the 12th.  So two chances to watch you masturbate.

Also -- my Spanish friends are flying up from Seville for a Dublin rendezvous, if you want to train down and join us.


Spanish Friends = female and/or hot and young[ish]?

You're getting a ferry from Belfast to Stranraer on the 30th/31st of June or May? I hope you're not coming back on the 12th July.

I might convince Matt to fly over to Belfast and train down with me.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 12:48:55 PM
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Spanish Friends = female and/or hot and young[ish]?

You're getting a ferry from Belfast to Stranraer on the 30th/31st of June or May? I hope you're not coming back on the 12th July.

I might convince Matt to fly over to Belfast and train down with me.


Everyone's in their 30's.  But they're crazed drinkers and pro debaters, just for you.  Oh, and one female, but she's not hot.  Funny and smart and very Spanish.  The other is my old friend from work...he's a great guy.  Serious conservative and loves to debate politics until your teeth fall out.

Yes... Ferry 30th/31st of May and back on the 12th June.  It's all our current schedule can allow.  My Brit friend is in trouble with his job, and my plane goes back on  15th June.  Why?  What's wrong?  Ferry warning...should we look at something else?
Title: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 08, 2005, 01:00:45 PM
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Spanish Friends = female and/or hot and young[ish]?

You're getting a ferry from Belfast to Stranraer on the 30th/31st of June or May? I hope you're not coming back on the 12th July.

I might convince Matt to fly over to Belfast and train down with me.


Everyone's in their 30's.  But they're crazed drinkers and pro debaters, just for you.  Oh, and one female, but she's not hot.  Funny and smart and very Spanish.  The other is my old friend from work...he's a great guy.  Serious conservative and loves to debate politics until your teeth fall out.

Yes... Ferry 30th/31st of May and back on the 12th June.  It's all our current schedule can allow.  My Brit friend is in trouble with his job, and my plane goes back on  15th June.  Why?  What's wrong?  Ferry warning...should we look at something else?


No, no. That's fine.

*Ahem*
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Matt on May 08, 2005, 01:06:40 PM
I'm catching up on some of the key (or "good") Enterprise episodes. Mirror Universe two-parter was fucking sweet.

And I concur, the new Family Guy was quality. The hooker, Stewie and Brian, deaf guy at the end, Stewie and Brian, Caddyshack novelizations, Passion of the Christ 2, Blues Brothers-esque car chase, reading the comic book while driving. Fantastic.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 01:11:22 PM
Four, three, two, one...
Earth below us,
Drifting,
Falling.
Floating weightless,
Calling, calling -- Home.


I'm having a flashback sunday, man.  Fantastic day, too.  Book contract lawyer meeting turned into a roof party in DC with about 15 people, which was half-planned.  

The subject of the contract is reading this, so he can feel comfy in the knowledge that everthing is being pounded out in a drunken haze on a perfect day in DC, the Cathedral dominating the perfect blue sky.  It's a powerful occasion, man.  Coming, coming home...home...home...

Or, since we're in DC...

I see the clouds that move across the sky.
I see the wind that moves the clouds away.
It moves the clouds over by the building.
The building I want to live in.

..............

I see the States across this big nation.
I see the laws made in Washington, DC.
I think of the ones I consider my favorites.
I think of the people that are working for me...
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 01:13:27 PM
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family guy


Oh, too much!  I can't get enough of that episode.

"Na-na-na-na-na," he said, sinking another putt.
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Post by: monkey! on May 08, 2005, 01:14:32 PM
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family guy


Oh, too much!  I can't get enough of that episode.

"Na-na-na-na-na," he said, sinking another putt.


Lies.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Matt on May 08, 2005, 01:25:11 PM
So how's that British porn, monkey?

"You know, Margaret, we could have sexual intercourse right now?"

"Yes, yes we could!"

"But let's not."

...


"Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are."

"Well done."
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Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 01:26:12 PM
Crucify THIS!
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Post by: monkey! on May 08, 2005, 01:31:25 PM
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Crucify THIS!


Jesus?
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Post by: Matt on May 08, 2005, 01:32:01 PM
Did I mention that anything Chris says is funny? Seth Green is back and he is fucking great.
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Post by: Matt on May 08, 2005, 01:32:30 PM
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Crucify THIS!


Jesus?


Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 08, 2005, 01:34:13 PM
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Crucify THIS!


Jesus?


Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!


Xenu?
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Matt on May 08, 2005, 01:38:10 PM
Alright, let's get back on topic.

I'll take "Things Monkey Loathes Because He's Gay" for $200.

Quote from: Alex Trebek
The moist, warm orifice that babies come out of.


What is "the vagina"?





"Man, Jesus, you crazy!"

"That's what my last ex-wife said."

"By the Son of God, you sure are - whoaaaaa!!"[/quote]
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 08, 2005, 01:38:20 PM
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"Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are."

"Well done."


Ha ha! I love that episode. God!

"Hey. Hey Jefferson, check it out. Chick gettin' nailed on my head."

"Holy- Hey Teddy, pass the word on down to Frankenstein."

"Oh ha ha."

--

"A [local student] was arrested for the possesion of drugs. The student has been sentenced to 200 hours of community service and is a VERY BAD BOY. We now go to Ollie Williams for the punishment forecast. Ollie?" "HE GONNA GET IT!" "Thanks Ollie."

--

What does that dancing kid say at the end? And who is he supposed to be? I'm missing something...
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Matt on May 08, 2005, 01:43:45 PM
In the episode "The Thin White Line", the Griffin family is at a corporate picnic where there's an event called "Catch the Greased-up Deaf Guy," who runs around saying "you're never gonna catch me, you're wasting your time! Forget about it! Go do something else! See ya all next year!"
Title: Vodka!
Post by: nacho on May 08, 2005, 01:47:14 PM
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What does that dancing kid say at the end?


He does the cocaine disclaimer:

"Don't let it get the best of you. I used to be a lawyer. See you next week. Good to be back, America!"
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Tyson on May 08, 2005, 04:25:27 PM
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What does that dancing kid say at the end?


He does the cocaine disclaimer:

"Don't let it get the best of you. I used to be a lawyer. See you next week. Good to be back, America!"


Ah. Some friends of mine explained where he was from. Classic.

I'm tempted to do that sometime, at a picnic. It would be great!
Title: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 16, 2005, 10:09:10 AM
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What is "the vagina"?


It's that furry thing that your mother slurps on your face every night, baby-cakes.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Matt on May 16, 2005, 10:14:56 AM
Hey, Monkey, you're a bastard son of a Norman.
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Post by: monkey! on May 16, 2005, 10:17:10 AM
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Hey, Monkey, you're a bastard son of a Norman.


So, you're what 1/2 Japanese, 4/11 Irish, 17/18 German, 4/4 Spanish, 3/12 Scottish like most yanks?

Also, the Normans were cool. They shot King Fuck-head in his face.

"They've got 'im, mi'Lord!"

"Where, good Stanley?"

"Roight in 'is fuckin' eye!"

"Whoo!"
Title: Vodka!
Post by: Matt on May 16, 2005, 04:05:11 PM
Little bit of Croatian, little bit of Czech, little bit of German, little bit of Irish, little bit of English, teeny teeny bit of Cherokee (like almost everyone else in the U.S. The spirit of the great bear lives on!). I'm a mutt from Eastern Europe and England. But I ain't no goddamn Frenchie.
Title: Vodka!
Post by: monkey! on May 17, 2005, 11:23:05 AM
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Little bit of Croatian, little bit of Czech, little bit of German, little bit of Irish, little bit of English, teeny teeny bit of Cherokee (like almost everyone else in the U.S. The spirit of the great bear lives on!). I'm a mutt from Eastern Europe and England. But I ain't no goddamn Frenchie.


Nor I, good Frier.

Then again, Charlemagne did kinda set up the first Kingdom (note, not Empire).