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Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 03:15:27 PM
Nacho, will you PULEEZE change the subhead description of Freaky Times on the Forums page. "Some guy in Hawaii and his online newspaper" is not happening. Makes it sound like a link to a waterhead's blog.

How about: "Offbeat newspaper from an award-winning journalist" or "Read this newspaper or we'll shoot your dog"?
Title: Re: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: monkey! on May 07, 2005, 03:38:36 PM
Or the "gay-infected semen of a dog-fingering Jew"?

Or the "local webzine/apartment-blog of that guy, you know... him"
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 03:52:15 PM
Nacho is an asshole. I hope Monkey buys him bad poteen in Ireland and his balls wither into raisins.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: monkey! on May 07, 2005, 04:15:18 PM
Quote from: starrwriter
...balls wither into raisins.


Poor starrwriter, wishing his ailments upon others....
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: starrwriter on May 08, 2005, 04:37:11 PM
Assholes!

See if I lay out any more Freaky Times editions.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: Cassander on May 08, 2005, 08:00:25 PM
please don't.  i've seen better rags in the Girls' bathrooms of a high school.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: starrwriter on May 08, 2005, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: Cassander
please don't.  i've seen better rags in the Girls' bathrooms of a high school.


We know you can bark, Cassandra, but can you bite my ass?
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: Matt on May 08, 2005, 09:29:26 PM
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ctn.etsmtl.ca%2Fscgc%2Fboston%2Fboston%25202003%2Fbender.gif&hash=a70a1759e47f0bda42b4c71aa0b698546399b189)



Let's see if the old guy gets it.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: starrwriter on May 09, 2005, 01:35:03 AM
Quote from: Matt
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ctn.etsmtl.ca%2Fscgc%2Fboston%2Fboston%25202003%2Fbender.gif&hash=a70a1759e47f0bda42b4c71aa0b698546399b189)

Let's see if the old guy gets it.


Bender, my favorite character on TV. "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" As locals say in Hawaii, "Da buggah get attitude."
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: starrwriter on May 14, 2005, 01:46:54 PM
Okay, Nacho, enough is enough. Remove that Monkey-shit description from the Freaky Times link. If you don't, I'll report you to the Jewish Anti-Defamation League and they'll track you down like a Nazi war criminal.

Use: "Read this newspaper or we'll shoot your dog!" It's plaigarized from the old National Lampoon Magazine, but I only steal from the best and fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: nacho on May 14, 2005, 02:11:35 PM
Oh my god... I hadn't looked at it.  I navigate using "New Posts."  

That's not me, that's yotoc being sneaky.  Oh shit, that's hilarious.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: starrwriter on May 14, 2005, 02:18:33 PM
Quote from: nacho
Oh my god... I hadn't looked at it.  I navigate using "New Posts."  

That's not me, that's yotoc being sneaky.  Oh shit, that's hilarious.


You lying sack of shit. I'm deleting Freaky Times right now.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: nacho on May 14, 2005, 02:23:35 PM
Hey, I'm just a figurehead around here.  I keep saying that.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: Nubbins on May 14, 2005, 02:46:22 PM
Quote from: nacho
Hey, I'm just a figurehead around here.  I keep saying that.


Hey figurehead... please change the description of In One Ear and Out Your Nubbins to "Nice marmot."

Thanks.

-Mgmt.
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: starrwriter on May 14, 2005, 02:48:12 PM
Quote from: nacho
Hey, I'm just a figurehead around here.  I keep saying that.


See you in September
See you when the summer's through
Here we are
Saying goodbye at the station
Summer vacation
Is taking us away

*logs off for 3 and a half months*
Title: New Description, Por Favor
Post by: nacho on May 14, 2005, 02:48:15 PM
Quote from: Nubbins


Hey figurehead... please change the description of In One Ear and Out Your Nubbins to "Nice marmot."

Thanks.

-Mgmt.


Okay, no problem!