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Title: Undecideds
Post by: Tatertots on November 03, 2008, 03:26:12 PM
Who the fuck is still undecided? Do they live in a fucking cave?
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: nacho on November 03, 2008, 03:31:41 PM
Man, Mrs. RC's play was all about undecideds last night.

There have always been undecideds.  I'm one!  I've gone from Obama to Barr to McKinney and, still, I don't really know who I'm going to vote for when I get in there.  I might decide to go with The Mandate and hit Obama.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: Nubbins on November 03, 2008, 03:32:11 PM
Undecided, Registered Democrat, voted for Bush in 2004, eyes really far apart... I'm going to go with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: Nubbins on November 03, 2008, 03:32:45 PM
You weren't seriously on the McKinney bandwagon were you?
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: nacho on November 03, 2008, 03:34:20 PM
I think she's funny because she punches people.  That's my only reason for considering her.  Maybe she'll win and she'll dress up in African dress and punch Putin in the nuts.

In fact, if that were her campaign promise, I'd bet you'd consider her as well.

But, yes, as a politician she's horrific and the Green Party is retarded for nominating her.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: RottingCorpse on November 03, 2008, 03:36:31 PM
I'm seriously condiering just avoiding the internet for the next week.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: Nubbins on November 03, 2008, 03:36:58 PM
hahahaha... yeah, well... I'm a Georgian, so I'd hardly consider her anything but a complete looney, which she is.  She's said (and done) some seriously retarded shit.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: RottingCorpse on November 03, 2008, 03:37:19 PM
Be totally punk: Vote for Nader.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: nacho on November 03, 2008, 03:39:28 PM
hahahaha... yeah, well... I'm a Georgian, so I'd hardly consider her anything but a complete looney, which she is.  She's said (and done) some seriously retarded shit.

Man, America needs a looney.  I pine for the days the President picks up a dog by the ears or campaigns with a baseball bat or gets publicly drunk or bitterly grazes sheep on the White House lawn...

Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: Tatertots on November 03, 2008, 03:39:42 PM
I'm talking about undecideds between the two major party candidates. If you want to be one of the 1,000 strong for the Green Party or whatever, go ahead. Who the fuck looks at McCain and Obama and says to themselves, "well, hmmm..."
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: nacho on November 03, 2008, 03:40:07 PM
I'm talking about undecideds between the two major party candidates. If you want to be one of the 1,000 strong for the Green Party or whatever, go ahead. Who the fuck looks at McCain and Obama and says to themselves, "well, hmmm..."

My grandfather.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: Tatertots on November 03, 2008, 03:43:02 PM
I'd like you to slap him for me.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: nacho on November 03, 2008, 03:43:45 PM
That's not wise.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: Reginald McGraw on November 03, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
I'm talking about undecideds between the two major party candidates. If you want to be one of the 1,000 strong for the Green Party or whatever, go ahead. Who the fuck looks at McCain and Obama and says to themselves, "well, hmmm..."

Conservatives who are coming to grips with reality.  "Ya know...this Palin chick is just dumb as a rock!"
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: Nubbins on November 03, 2008, 04:08:28 PM
Here's what depresses me.  My parents seem undecided. 

My parents... who wrote letters of conscientious objection to keep my father out of the draft in '69.  My parents who jammed out to Jimi Hendrix, smoked weed and went to see Janis Joplin in concert.  My parents who were alive during Vietnam, had friends shipped back in pine boxes and were members of the generation that brought us Woodstock and Easy Rider.  They survived Chicago '68, they witnessed Kent State on television and saw so much devisiveness in the generation gap that they were afraid to go into certain restaurants with their long hair.  They saw all that shit.  They were from the craziest, most liberal generation in our nation's history and look at them now... undecided.

I mean, perspective's a motherfucker I guess, but still.  I guess even hippies grow old and out of touch.  It depresses me because I'm sure, eventually, I'll be the same way.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: RottingCorpse on November 03, 2008, 05:47:45 PM
I'm totally baiting people on Facebook by telling them I can't decide between Nader or McKinney.
Title: Re: Undecideds
Post by: nacho on November 03, 2008, 05:52:48 PM
I'm totally baiting people on Facebook by telling them I can't decide between Nader or McKinney.

Tell them you're a registered Florida voter, too.