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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2005, 12:16:38 PM »
I had both the original X-Box & a PS2. If the 360 is anything like it’s predecessor, I would have to agree with Nubs. Where the X-Box merely glanced off the wall at top speed and bounced to a landed while STILL RUNNING, the PS2 simply exploded on impact. What a piece of shit.

Try shanking my balls now, Tiger Woods Golf! Lousy motherfuckers…
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2005, 12:45:46 PM »
Try shanking my balls now, Tiger Woods Golf! Lousy motherfuckers…


Oh man, is this ever true.  Any PS2 renditon of Tiger Woods golf was fucking shitty as all get out.  Before I had my Xbox, I played '03 on a buddy's and liked it so much I bought it for my PS2.... one of the most infurating purchases I've ever made.
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2005, 04:53:44 PM »
You're both faggots.
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2005, 02:13:12 AM »
You're both faggots.

Your response has completely taken me by surprise.  I have no idea what to say god am I embarassed Jesus I bet everyone thinks I like putting penises in my butt now I can never show my face here again.
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2005, 11:04:08 AM »
IT WORKED!
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2005, 04:40:21 PM »
Jesus, and I thought film geeks were touchy. We got nothing on gamers.

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Microsoft sued over alleged Xbox 360 glitch

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Chicago man who bought Microsoft Corp.'s new     Xbox 360 has sued the world's largest software maker, saying the new video game console has a design flaw that causes it to overheat and freeze up.

The proposed class action claims that in Microsoft's bid to gain share in the $25 billion global video game market, the company was so intent on releasing the Xbox 360 before competing next-generation machines from Sony Corp. and Nintendo Co Ltd. that it sold a "defectively designed" product.

Robert Byers, who brought the suit, said the power supply and central processing unit in the Xbox 360 overheat, affecting heat-sensitive chips and causing the console to lock up.

Microsoft spokeswoman Molly O'Donnell on Monday said the company does not comment on pending litigation.

Complaints about the problem surfaced quickly on gaming enthusiast Web sites after the Xbox 360 debuted on November 22.

Console owners reported that some systems had crashed during regular use as well as during online game play using the Xbox Live service. Problems included screens going black and the appearance of a variety of error messages.

At the time O'Donnell told Reuters: "We have received a few isolated reports of consoles not working as expected."

She declined to say how many reports Microsoft had received and said that calls reporting the issue to the company represented a "very, very small fraction" of units sold.

The lawsuit, filed on Friday in federal court in Illinois, seeks unspecified damages and litigation-related expenses, as well as the replacement or recall of Xbox 360 game consoles.

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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2005, 05:18:27 PM »
Yaboo-sucks to M$!
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2005, 10:54:07 PM »
Yaboo-sucks to M$!

Meanwhile, Sony and Nintendo feverishly suck down popsicles and chew bubble gum to gather the much needed supplies required to finish their next-gen console efforts.
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2005, 01:00:39 AM »
Indeed.
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2005, 02:25:13 AM »
i've got my own lawsuit planned.

the other day my sister and i were shopping in the mall and we stopped by EB...the display Xbox 360 escaped its case, suckerpunched me with its disc tray then dragged my sister into a dark corner and raped her viciously.  it kept the police at bay by throwing copies of its shitty launch titles at them. 
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2005, 05:48:45 AM »
Is your sister hot? What are her titties like?
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2005, 10:19:02 AM »
deformed, thanks to that cold bastard Xbox
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2005, 12:42:07 PM »
I want full frontal photos
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2005, 05:44:09 PM »
monkey...the thread-killer.
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Re: Requiem for a Nubbins
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2005, 05:02:56 PM »
Awesome . . . simply awesome.

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