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Max's Multi-Cultural Screenplays!
« on: November 14, 2005, 04:37:09 PM »
I get all kinds of weird movie biz spam these days. It's a business where everybody is trying to get their foot in the door in any and every way possible. Anyway, the "long synopsis" is a one-pager you send producers and/or agents when they're sort of maybe interested in your work, but haven't asked for the whole god damned script. The idea is to pique them enough to get them to want to read the whole script.

Anyway, I don't think I'd want to make the films here, but part of me would love to read the scripts on these:

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MAX'S MULTI-CULTURAL SCREENPLAYS FOR FILMMAKERS & PRODUCERS

Hi folks, please peruse synopses of my "Multi-Cultural" Screenplays.

                               
1-LUSTING WITHOUT CULTURAL PRIDE
http://hometown.aol.com/laex2886/myhomepage/chatprofile.html

2-SILENT MAIDS' REBELLION
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3-DIVESTING SATAN OF RACIAL MADNESS
http://hometown.aol.com/laex2886/myhomepage/index.html

4-CURSE OF AMERICA'S LAST RAPED SLAVE
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All Screenplays are completed.  I'm seeking Filmmakers or Producers
to contractually shoot movies based upon the above screenplays.

Max Alexander Malloy

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Re: Max's Multi-Cultural Screenplays!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2005, 06:17:39 PM »
SCREENPLAY: RENEGADES SHED THEIR BLACKNESS

 Max is back with a new one!

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LOGLINE

Deadly descendants of Slaves, modern-day Abolitionists, denounce Republican President, Calvin Wallace and set out to assassinate Black Renegades who joined the Republican Party.

SYNOPSIS

In the year – 2018, Republican President, Calvin Wallace, is proud of his two, prominent, Black State Department Officials, Chet Reed and Barbara Wingate, National Security Advisor and Secretary of State, respectively. During this tense year of racial gripes against the President and the Republican Party, President Wallace is also elated to have loyal support from a prominent Black group, revengefully hated and dubbed by the Black community as: “The Maverick Seven”.

“The Maverick Seven” are hated and dubbed political “Renegades” because of their exodus from the Democratic and Independent Parties and their subsequent affiliation with the Republican Party, a party whose daily vindictiveness is purposely contrived to alienate Blacks and deny them their inalienable rights to the American dream. Secretary Chet Reed and National Security Advisor Wingate of the State Department are deemed by angry Blacks as bourgeois, political Renegades. They’re deemed so far removed from domestic affairs, that it’s impossible for them to beneficially serve and strengthen the decimated lives of their floundering people.   

As the next presidential election nears, two fiery, malicious Black men, John Nat Turner and Paul Gabriel Prosser organize an Anti-Republican hit squad. John Nat Turner and his clan of bearded Black giants call themselves: “The Seven Abolitionists”. The Seven Abolitionists set out to hinder President Wallace’s bid for reelection and to assassinate his platoon of loyal Blacks: “The Maverick Seven”, Secretary of State, Barbara Wingate and National Security Advisor, Chet Reed.

Several days before the election and as President Wallace relax and await a shoo-in victory, tragedy strike. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the calm nation learns of the seriousness of a new internal terrorist group, “The Seven Abolitionists”, who are strategically organized to assassinate Black political Renegades and catapult a new political party into the big house on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Seeking Producers & Filmmakers to sponsor and control production.

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Re: Max's Multi-Cultural Screenplays!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2005, 06:22:17 PM »
I am, of course, stealing all of Max's ideas.

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Re: Max's Multi-Cultural Screenplays!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2005, 06:25:06 PM »
This one actually is vaguely restrained and plausible . . . well, comparitively.

I do have to say that I love the guy's titles. There's no mistaking what kind of movie he's making.

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Re: Max's Multi-Cultural Screenplays!
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2006, 04:55:00 PM »
Max just keeps 'em coming.

Oh, and http://www.nakednews.com

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SCREENPLAY: LADIES GIVE THEM THE NAKED NEWS

                          DRAMA

LOGLINE: America reels emotionally shocked and unprepared as it
skeptically awaits the nation first lusty TV news program: LADIES
GIVE THEM THE "NAKED" NEWS.

SYNOPSIS: Former pristine businessman, ART CORBIN, has just been
released from prison. Now that ART'S character is tarnished he
wonders which shady industry he should exploit. ART soon consorts
with two ex-cellmates, BRUISER and CRAZY JOE. After expressing an
eager desire to produce the nation's first lusty TV news program,
featuring scanty clad female correspondents, BRUISER and CRAZY JOE
contract corrupt U.S. Senator, EARL PAYNE to secure federal TV
broadcast license for ART.

Soon a spellbound America is introduced to a TV news premier of:
LADIES GIVE THEM THE "NAKED" NEWS, where a cluster of lovely,
seductive female correspondents, scantily clad in bikinis, prance
sexually across the unobstructed stage and render the daily news. The
hot, provocative TV news program causes jealous women across America
to spew daily anger, while a national TV assembly of lustful men
triggers the sexual news program's ratings to skyrocket and set an
all time record.

Subsequently, a gleeful ART threatens to produce an all nude TV news
program. But unfortunately, ART sudden rise to power begins to
shudder. His associates, BRUISER and CRAZY JOE engage FBI agents in a
shootout; BRUISER dies, CRAZY JOE'S captured and implicates ART and
Senator PAYNE in ART'S fraudulent broadcast license acquisition. The
alarmed nation keeps tabs as the FBI broadens their investigation. 

This is a challenging script, written to be produce on a low budget.

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Re: Max's Multi-Cultural Screenplays!
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2006, 05:00:44 PM »
can I play Bruiser or Crazy Joe?
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Re: Max's Multi-Cultural Screenplays!
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2006, 05:04:08 PM »
It's actually a cool concept for a comedy, but he's playing it as a drama, whcih just seems misguided.

Then again, I'm a guy who doing a movie about killer feminists, so what do I know?

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Re: Max's Multi-Cultural Screenplays!
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2006, 05:56:14 PM »
i'd love to see Sharon "MSNBC" Tay in this.

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