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Some light reading
« on: November 13, 2005, 09:16:49 PM »
In searching for details on how donkeys were trained to rape slave women in Roman Coliseum's as sort of pre-game shows (true or not?) I ran across the following text, now public domain:


http://kurtsaxon.com/those_a_t_d/index.htm

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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2005, 11:27:12 AM »
It's all true.

In Ancient Egypt, they trained bulls to rape women to death.
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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2005, 02:29:56 PM »
It is fun to kick women around, isn't it?  We're avenging ten thousand years of pre-alphabet Blood Goddess worship!

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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2005, 03:14:15 PM »
Women are good for 3 things:

Fucking.

Killing.

Making our food.

It's all that testosterone will allow.
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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2005, 04:44:50 PM »
what about shopping? women sure do love to shop!
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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2005, 05:02:37 PM »
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what about shopping?

You are either stupid or a faggot.
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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2005, 05:17:28 PM »
Women are good for 3 things:

Fucking.

Killing.

Making our food.

It's all that testosterone will allow.

You forgot cleaning.  it goes hand in hand with cooking and fucking because then we have to wear little maid's uniforms with aprons.
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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2005, 05:26:24 PM »
then we have to wear little maid's uniforms with aprons.

Oh yes, my Queenie's back!

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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2005, 05:41:13 PM »
then we have to wear little maid's uniforms with aprons.

Oh yes, my Queenie's back!

Hi Nacho!  Let's hold hands and dance in circles!
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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2005, 05:53:20 PM »
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Women are good for 3 things

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what about shopping?

You are either stupid or a faggot.

ok, let's do this.  fifty paces at dawn.  you can pick the weapons, but i have a suggestion: hardbound copies of Ulysses.
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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2005, 08:04:18 PM »
We have the makings of a party on an English country estate.  Cool, clear day.  Cass and Monkey shouting Joyce at each other while Queenie and I, in a drunken/drugged out frenzy, dance in circles.  Horses in the distance, servants bringing us food and drink.  Later this afternoon -- fox hunting.  Except the fox will be a human being.  An unwary sailor who was washed up on the shore.  That's right, the most dangerous game is --

Wait.  No, I've confused myself with two different settings.  I do this all the time.

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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2005, 08:50:11 PM »
I just want to put Monkey in a headlock and give him noogies until he breaks a smile and returns to his normal, cheery self. 
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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2005, 09:35:56 PM »
We have the makings of a party on an English country estate.  Cool, clear day.  Cass and Monkey shouting Joyce at each other while Queenie and I, in a drunken/drugged out frenzy, dance in circles.  Horses in the distance, servants bringing us food and drink.  Later this afternoon -- fox hunting.  Except the fox will be a human being. 

Can't make it. Snowed in. Must hide bodies.

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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2005, 10:17:42 PM »
Just throw the bodies into the snow.  They'll be hidden till May.

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Re: Some light reading
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2005, 08:42:28 AM »
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I just want to put Monkey in a headlock and give him noogies until he breaks a smile and returns to his normal, cheery self

Put my penis into your mouth and hold it there for 30 seconds, or until I cum down your throat.
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