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« on: April 26, 2005, 12:39:56 PM »
Right! Here we go again, a thread just for crazy links, started by RC on the old page.

First up -- a Yahoo fetish group devoted to the many ways you can die in the old Choose Your own Adventure books.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chooseyourowndeath/

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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2005, 12:40:17 PM »
Birth Stories...with pictures!
http://www.birthdiaries.com/


Okay, okay, you can skip right to the "Very graphic" pictures:
http://www.birthdiaries.com/diary/VGVbirths.htm

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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2005, 12:41:27 PM »
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Okay, okay, you can skip right to the "Very graphic" pictures:
http://www.birthdiaries.com/diary/VGVbirths.htm


Truly disgusting. Teenagers should have their eyelids taped open and be forced to view a slideshow of placental slime and goop in birth control classes.

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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2005, 12:42:12 PM »
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Truly disgusting. Teenagers should have their eyelids taped open and be forced to view a slideshow of placental slime and goop in birth control classes.


In my high school health class (which was right after lunch, I might add), we did a STD week where they tried to scare us in to abstinence with movies and images of nasty-looking STDs.

And every day that week, I went to my girlfriends house and we screwed on her parents' bed. Good times, good times.

I worked at a pet clinic at the time, so that kind of nasty-looking stuff didn't faze me. I saw dogs hit by trucks and mauled cats everyday.

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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2005, 12:42:39 PM »
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Truly disgusting. Teenagers should have their eyelids taped open and be forced to view a slideshow of placental slime and goop in birth control classes.


In my high school health class (which was right after lunch, I might add), we did a STD week where they tried to scare us in to abstinence with movies and images of nasty-looking STDs.

And every day that week, I went to my girlfriends house and we screwed on her parents' bed. Good times, good times.

I worked at a pet clinic at the time, so that kind of nasty-looking stuff didn't faze me. I saw dogs hit by trucks and mauled cats everyday.

EDIT: I!!!!!1 hav gud --- grammer, skils.


We had some STD/sex ed person come around to the dorms in college and talk to us. Took the front row with my girlfriend, listened to the routine, then I asked -- "What about anal sex? Safe or not?"

There was a frozen moment, then the teacher responds, "Well, it can be safe if done right..."

So I turned to my girlfriend and said, "See? It's fine!"

That's still an angry sticking point that she rants about, ten years later, whenever she sends me a birthday card.

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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2005, 12:43:01 PM »
Those pictures are rank.

Also, our sex-ed/std-scare week was really shit. The girls were taken into a seperate hall (on top of the other stuff we did) and taught how to apply condoms to cucumbers - something to give them distorted expectations for sure.

It was generally pretty crap and tame actually. Nothing I didn't really already know: like don't blow your beans up her muff if she knows your real name.

"Hi, what's your name? Wanna fuck me?"

"I'm... er - Philip. Philip Davidson."

They didn't actually tell us that, but I knew what they meant. The safest sex is anonymous. The easiest sex is "greased" with chloroform.
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2005, 12:43:18 PM »
Read this - some crazy shit right here.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002234953_brains08m.html

Poor cunt.
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2005, 12:43:40 PM »
Destined to be Nacho's new favorite site to buy movies from . . .

http://www.5minutestolive.com/

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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2005, 12:44:00 PM »
This is just fucked up.

http://americawestandasone.com/video.html

NOT work safe. Dear god.

It's not gay either. It's just... Stupid. Like, there's no words to describe this crap.

What's even worse is that it's not a joke...

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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2005, 12:44:20 PM »
Alcohol and the good work it does to straight girls:

http://only_girls.blig.ig.com.br/

(Probably not "work safe", but certainly not porn.)

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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2005, 12:44:41 PM »
Fucking hilarious:

http://www.deathcar.org/

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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2005, 12:45:13 PM »
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Alcohol and the good work it does to straight girls:

http://only_girls.blig.ig.com.br/

(Probably not "work safe", but certainly not porn.)


Alcohol my ass. Those are HOT Brazilian lesbos! Get the fucking whips!

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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2005, 12:45:54 PM »
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Fucking hilarious:

http://www.deathcar.org/


Deathcar sucks dick. And that means you suck dick, Tyson.
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2005, 12:47:05 PM »
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Do the Schiavo!

http://www.amandaegge.com/schiavo.htm


yyyyyyeah... that was me.

Also, Amanda Egge is smokin' hot. I'm moving to L.A.
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