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« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2005, 02:29:49 AM »
Do you guys understand Facebook? I think me or Tyson explained it ago, but there's this fucking awesome feature called "poking". Basically, every user, when you view their profile, or even search for them, has an option that says "poke [him/her]". It's awesome. When they log in next, it just says "you've been poked by [whomever]". Nothing more. The beauty of poking is that it can mean nothing, but it can also mean anything. I meet this girl last Friday, we hit it off, she leaves my friend's dorm room, I find her on facebook, poke her Monday, she friends me and sends me this message, I wait until Tuesday night, ask her out, she replies today and says she's busy Friday night but she wants to know what I'm doing this weekend. I'm going to ask her for her phone number, say that I'm busy but I'll call her if I'm free and can work her into my schedule. Then call her some time Saturday night.

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« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2005, 02:31:02 AM »
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i thought, i would make it longer, but apparently not.  i'm going to go jackoff to this nearby okcupid girl and then read some Delillo, watch some strongbad, then go to bed.


MASTURBATOR!

Read my machete and watch my pitchfork, Cassander!
ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma

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« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2005, 02:35:02 AM »
oh! jason is here! time to book!

but seriously...why does Ok cupid keep giving me Butch hair cute psychos?  

"I'm friendly...but I hate THE MALE ORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

nice to meetcha.

"HI! i like cooking, family guy, and kittens, but if you come near me with an erection I'm GOING TO CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND THROW IT AT YOUR TORSO UNTIL IT FALLS DOWN OF ITS OWN ACCORD!!!!!!"
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« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2005, 02:36:06 AM »
Yeah. Word with her friend is that she's actually bi. So who knows.

Don't forget: there's the 20 girls on the team with me. The girl I share a swim lane with at practices is pretty hot too, but she;s a tough nut to crack.

The way I see it, is that when my major change goes through, I'ma new man. I'm starting college life over and I'm going to start doing it right.

Booya!

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« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2005, 02:37:01 AM »
omg Tyson's become an emo band

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« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2005, 02:38:58 AM »
It is kind of gothy, eh?

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« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2005, 02:45:36 AM »
the mountain called monkey had spoken.  there was only fire.
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« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2005, 02:47:06 AM »
Gorillaz! Nice.

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« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2005, 02:52:42 AM »
Gothy? Emo? Wtf!

I was obviously channeling Misprinted Type, albeit with a grunge aftertaste. You all suck!

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« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2005, 02:54:26 AM »
Exactly, Tyson!

Gothy emo . . . with a grunge finish.

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« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2005, 03:01:13 AM »
every planet we reach is dead!


especially when all okcupid girls are 250 POUNDS!

COME ON! I AM NOT THAT DESPARATES!! LET US TO TOUCH THE BEVARS!!!
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« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2005, 03:02:04 AM »
Fading . . . Gentlemen, stay shifty.

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« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2005, 03:05:21 AM »
me too.  out of elizabeth taylor and booze.  helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo PCP!
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« Reply #58 on: October 20, 2005, 03:13:26 AM »
white light white light alcohol.

white light white light alchol.

GOODNIGHT.
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« Reply #59 on: October 20, 2005, 08:37:08 AM »
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ps. nacho, tell me all forum posts will be edited after i am world-famous and living in a caviar/brie cheese apartment.


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