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« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2005, 12:30:39 AM »
we all know that no one writes past 10pm.  there's too much to do.  

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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2005, 12:31:05 AM »
I'm only having one beer to help the writing. That's right just one. Only one. Just one. I can have just one.

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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2005, 12:32:33 AM »
ok, so because i'm tipsy and starmarmot and Nacho both have profiles, i signed up for okcupid.com, filled out some stupid surveys etc. then i clicked on the button and it comes up with matches for you.  the highest match they have is this 30 year old hippie looking girl whose little info thing says, no lie,

HI! not looking for anyone! already in a committed relationship! just here for the fun quizzes!

touche, okcupid.com. Touche.
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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2005, 12:38:43 AM »
asheville should be at the top of your list, man!  where do you live now? richmond? some other bumfuck town? virginia is shit.  always has been.  

seriously, asheville is overrated by every hipster who has never been there, but it is one of the coolest towns in the south.  you get all the culture of san francisco  without all the rapists and murderers.  there's great local breweries, an independent movie theater, 500 million great local restaurants, freaks and geeks out on the streets at night, and a million good shows to go to.  well, good shows for me.  i know we both like tool, but i'm guessing that's where our similarities in musical taste end.  Carolina, overall, is the place to be if you are into roots rock/southern rock/bluegrass/ jam bands.  which i am.  but in asheville you can find almost anything you want.  there's just going to be only about 20 other people doing it to, which is good, if you like carolina, because the small towns dont' have it, but bad if you're coming from some place like Baltimore or Miami, where thousands of people are doing it.  dig?
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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2005, 12:46:51 AM »
let's set up a fort and start buying the place with beads
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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2005, 12:47:31 AM »
Ashville? Start a commune?

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« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2005, 12:51:07 AM »
they asked me for collateral and i pulled down my pants.
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« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2005, 12:55:19 AM »
there are no kings inside the gates of eden.
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« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2005, 01:02:07 AM »
Oh yeah? Bite the fruit and you'll become one.

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« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2005, 01:03:20 AM »
he not busy being born is busy dying.
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2005, 01:07:53 AM »
Sounds like evangelical rhetoric.

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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2005, 01:08:07 AM »
ok, so i found a girl on okcupid.  why have i been doing this for an hour?  should i message her?  she looks a little weighter than my type, but she has the movie/music taste and she's only 20....does this drunk driving/sailor cursing/jew murdering carolina boy deserve true love?
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2005, 01:14:34 AM »
Only twenty is in the con column, but a text message couldn't cause too much damage..

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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2005, 01:16:20 AM »
that's exactly what i'm thinking, RC!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

trying not to sound creepy...

wait, tyson's 20...give me some advice, tate!
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« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2005, 01:18:33 AM »
I'm like Dustin Hoffman in that Luc Besson/Joan of Arc film.

Or Tyler Durden.

CASS, I'M YOUR TYLER DURDEN!