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« on: October 19, 2005, 11:25:20 PM »
weeeeell, it's been awhile, but it's a goddamn wednesday night and I've got my day off tomorrow instead of the weekend, so tonight I'm going to finish off the bottle of Tanqueray and belch all of my thoughts into this forum, as well as attempt to figure out how to put my cell phone pictures online.  

First....find the tonic water!
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2005, 11:26:38 PM »
Write, man, write!

I'll check in with you every once in a while. I'm around "supposedly" working on the script for teh next film project . . .

I'm caffeinated to the gills, so I might as well get something done.

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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2005, 11:33:40 PM »
so, i'm currently at 30%, downloading every single Bjork album ever.  Should I feel happy about this?  I mean, I've always kind of liked Bjork, but every album? including the sugarcubes shit?  how am I supposed to process all this stuff once i get it?  chronologically?  or do I go straight for Vespertine and listen to the few songs i don't know on it?  Why can't i find every single Counting Crows album (including the online releases) in one torrent?  you know, something a little more productive?  and where is bjork these days?  

(on the couch.  with the urine.)
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2005, 11:44:05 PM »
you have gills?  like that guy on seaquest?

anyway, so it turns out i can't send photos to the internet.  i could've swore i saw that option in my manual, but i guess not.  

so now i'm thinking about my goals. and women.

it is my goal to date/marry one of these women (in no particular order):

Aimee Mann
Zadie Smith
Catherine Keener
Evangeline Lilly
Uma
That girl from Bones (never seen the show)
is it wrong to say Lois Griffin? I'm going to say Lois Griffin.  I don't care what anyone says.
That girl who works at Village Deli
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2005, 11:48:05 PM »
why won't firefox let me cut and paste?  something seriously wrong here.  

seriously.
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2005, 11:53:45 PM »
OH GOD.

THANK YOU LIVEJOURNAL RANDOM BUTTON

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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2005, 11:59:38 PM »
so nubbins left me a testimonial today on friendster.com.  under extreme duress.  i told him i'd take away his ex-box for a day and he folded like a five year old begging for Go-gurt.

he said something about my tits and milk.  i can't remember.  no wait, not milk.  the mason dixon line.  speaking of, Mason "the line" Dixon is the name of the next baddie in...wait for it...ROCKY 6.  has anyone else heard about this?  I think that's why i'm so depressed right now.  Stallone got the green light to fucking make a fucking Rocky 6.  shoot me in the gonads.
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2005, 12:00:29 AM »
So, does loneliness make you insane, or does insanity keep you lonely?

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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2005, 12:06:12 AM »
good question.  i'd like to answer that in two parts.

Part 1: Loneliness is a state of mind, not a state of being.  In fact, there are probably about 10 people within 20 feet of me right now, albeit through the drywall.  Beyond that, there are probably 600 people in this apartment complex, which has a fitness center and easy-to-use laundry facilities.  So I'm not technically lonely.  As far as insane goes, well, i have a little saying.  The only true threat to our sanity is that we might fully gain it.  

Part 2: Fuck you, RC! just cause you have a wife and 5 poodles and a yacht club membership doesn't mean you can shit all over me and my one bedroom, post-katrina nightmare lifestyle!  i'm like Emilio estevez...I'll always come back.

Part 3: what was the question?
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2005, 12:08:00 AM »
Oh, I wasn't judging. I have a wife and three cats (not five poodles) and I still get lonely. Explain that shit?

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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2005, 12:18:33 AM »
i wasn't judging either, but someday i will.  oh yes, someday i will.  three cats indeed.

where's andrew? he usually helps me through these times of need.

God, there are a lot of ugly people on Okcupid.

Aimee Mann: overrated or true genius?

Monkey: Frustrated or just "going through a phase"?

Serenity: The next Star Wars or another Joss Whedon self-love fest?

Tanqueray: empty, or still some left?

I only have answers to one of these questions, and the answer is: cut me another slice of lime, i'm going back for thirds!
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2005, 12:23:48 AM »
Andrew has been quite AWOL lately, eh? I guess that's good.

Not that into Aimee.

Firefly: Joss Whedon self-love-fest, but still good.

Monkey: Just needs a hug.

Tanqueray: Fill her up, pardner!

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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2005, 12:26:18 AM »
did you just call me pardner?  it's about time to move out of VA, lonnie!  

may i suggest NC?
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2005, 12:28:35 AM »
Ashville's on the short list.

You know, there's something about drinking Bud Light out of a can. Most of the time it's ass, but right now, there's a pleasant nostalgia to it.

I really should be writing . . . not in this thread.

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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2005, 12:29:01 AM »
Shit! We haven't had a drunk thread in a while. I love these.

Hmmm... I can't get drunk because I have "important" work to do (i.e. a portfolio), but I can have Mountain Dew. Close enough, right? Right.