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RottingCorpse:
It looks like me, doesn't it? But it's not. No, no, no. It's some weird ambulance driver dressed up like me in order to . . . I don't know. The plot didn't really make sense in this one, but this guy's even better than me. He killed like 23 people in just one movie!
RottingCorpse:
Now I'm in New York where, according to this billboard, they still use hockey masks made in the 50s! That's trademark infringement!
RottingCorpse:
"Jason, you caught me masturbating!"
RottingCorpse:
"Jason, you caught ME masturbating too!"
RottingCorpse:
Were you masturbating too, 80s punk-rock-hair-do girl?"
"No, Mr Jason! I--"
LIAR!
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