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« on: September 27, 2005, 02:50:15 PM »
God, I'm such a homo, but I have a huge hard-on for this book. I just can't wait.

http://www.crystallakememories.com

That's it. The first recycled GS article is my Freddy vs. Jason review.

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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2005, 05:37:23 PM »
You're such a homo.

You have such a hard-on for Freddy and Jason naked in a rain-shower.
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2005, 11:46:54 PM »
Watch out, monkey. I'm Jason and I'm going to get you!


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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2005, 11:52:39 PM »
Ooo . . . I've got my hockey mask now!!!


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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2005, 11:56:28 PM »
Kill her, Mommy!!!


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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2005, 12:00:18 AM »
It looks like me, doesn't it? But it's not. No, no, no. It's some weird ambulance driver dressed up like me in order to . . . I don't know. The plot didn't really make sense in this one, but this guy's even better than me. He killed like 23 people in just one movie!


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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2005, 12:03:21 AM »
Now I'm in New York where, according to this billboard, they still use hockey masks made in the 50s! That's trademark infringement!


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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2005, 12:07:11 AM »
"Jason, you caught me masturbating!"


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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2005, 12:09:05 AM »
"Jason, you caught ME masturbating too!"


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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2005, 12:10:33 AM »
Were you masturbating too, 80s punk-rock-hair-do girl?"

"No, Mr Jason! I--"

LIAR!


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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2005, 12:14:26 AM »
No more masturbating, Kevin Bacon!


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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2005, 12:16:16 AM »
Where's Nacho? I know he's masturbating.


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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2005, 12:22:31 AM »
"Mr. Jason, what's all that sticky stuff on your face?"

Oh, that. Er, it's . . . um, nothing.


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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2005, 12:34:34 AM »
NO! I caught myself masturbating!


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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2005, 08:52:35 AM »
See, stuff like this.  I say front page worthy!