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« on: September 20, 2005, 06:55:34 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2005, 06:56:20 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT!
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2005, 06:57:58 PM »
DEATH TO 'GUEST'!
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2005, 07:20:36 PM »
Oh lord, here we go again.
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2005, 07:25:36 PM »
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Oh lord, here we go again.


Monkey heart doody.
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2005, 08:02:28 PM »
Monkey always plays with his doody.

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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2005, 08:03:13 PM »
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Monkey always plays with his doody.


Hands off! MY doody.
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2005, 10:17:21 PM »
Hey, what's size 8 on a woman?  Compare it to actresses or public figures.

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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2005, 10:33:15 PM »
Ugh, sizes! So deceiving. Depending on the designer, the cut and the item, I wear anything from a 4 to an 8. Then there's petite (short) and long versions of every size. But, my size 8 guesses are: Kim Catrail, Sandra Bullock, Hilary Swank, Jennifer Anniston, and my favorite, Parker Posey,
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2005, 10:47:32 PM »
Ah!  Very good, thank you Joody.

I'll reply and say, size 8 is Kim Cattrall, so you're okay by me!

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SWF, active size 8, longish dark brown hair and brown eyes, 5’7”, 36C, city dweller


Mmm?

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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2005, 10:55:17 PM »
So, back on topic. Why does the Jucuzzi thread make you a pathetic loser? I don't see it.

A total fag, maybe, but not a loser.

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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2005, 10:59:11 PM »
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Must smoke hog.
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2005, 10:59:53 PM »
I've always enjoyed getting my hog smoked.

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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2005, 11:03:31 PM »
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I've always enjoyed getting my hog smoked.


Giving it that special hickory flavor women (and dogs) love.
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2005, 11:07:35 PM »
Hey, that Canadian author is a big dog guy.  I'll send you his latest book whenever I get around to carrying through with complicated things like putting a book in an envelope.  You'll love the dog, who I get to meet in real life on Oct. 14th.