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Booyahkasha
« on: September 17, 2005, 01:05:02 AM »
For having such idiot fans, it's amazing that they can say something this profound...

Tool - Ænema

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
put it down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
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Booyahkasha
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2005, 01:07:00 AM »
Hey, I'm one of those idiot fans.  I'm an OG Tool fan!

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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2005, 01:15:51 AM »
Quote from: yotoc
Hey, I'm one of those idiot fans.  I'm an OG Tool fan!


Fuck yeah, dude!  I've never been so torn about a band.  I absolutely love them and have seen them in concert more times than any other, but for the most part... their fans are complete mongoloids.  I don't get it.

Fuckin' Opiate, man!  Opiate!!!!!!!

Choices always were a problem for you
What you need is someone strong to guide you

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
What you need is someone strong to guide you...
Like me
Like me
Like me
Like me

If you want to get your soul to heaven
Trust in me, now don't you judge or question
You are broken now, but faith can heal you
Just do everything i tell you to do

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
What you need is someone strong to guide you
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
Let me lay my holy hand a, hand upon you


My god's will
Becomes me
When he speaks
He speaks through me
He has needs
Like i do
We both want
To rape you

Jesus christ, why don't you come save my life, now
Open my eyes, blind me with your light, now
Jesus christ, why don't you come save my life, now
Open my eyes, blind me with your lies, now

If you want to get your soul to heaven
Trust in me, now don't you judge or question
You are broken now, but faith can heal you
Just do everything i tell you to do
Jesus christ, why don't you come save my life, now
Open my eyes, blind me with your light, now
Jesus christ, why don't you come save my life, now
Open my eyes, blind me with your lies, now

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
Let me lay my holy hand a, hand upon you

My god's will
Becomes me
When he speaks
He speaks through me
He has needs
Like i do
We both want
To rape you!
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2005, 01:27:04 AM »
I had a friend once
He took some acid
And now he thinks he's a fire engine

It's okay
Until he pisses on your lighter
Kinda smells
Kinda cool
Kinda funny anyway

SATAN!
SATAN!
SATAN!
SATAAAAAN!

I had a friend once
He took some extasy
Tried to marry me
And everyone in the room
He was sorta loving
Kinda caring
Kinda... tried to fuck my Lay-Z-Boy

It got a bit messy
All over the curtains
Armchair covers, throw pillows and carpeting

I'm getting bored...
I'm getting booooored...
I'm getting boooooooooooooooooored...
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2005, 08:14:34 AM »
Ugh....

Not Tool. Not Tool. No more Tool. No more Tool.
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2005, 11:30:15 AM »
Quote from: monkey!
Ugh....

Not Tool. Not Tool. No more Tool. No more Tool.


Oh, that's right... they need to be wearing kilts and have at least one bagpipe to interest you.
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2005, 03:19:23 PM »
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Quote from: monkey!
Ugh....

Not Tool. Not Tool. No more Tool. No more Tool.


Oh, that's right... they need to be wearing kilts and have at least one bagpipe to interest you.


I'm bagpipe music's biggest fan.
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2005, 01:12:03 PM »
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I'm bagpipe music's biggest fan.


Too bad the only gigs they can get are at weddings and funerals.

But add a fat hip-hop beat and you might have something...

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2005, 05:52:46 PM »
I fucking love Tool.

But I knew a douchebag in high school who worshipped at the altar of Maynard, so I can understand your hate.

edit: they already tried the bagpipe + hip-hop beat.

House Of Pain didn't last too long now, did it?

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2005, 06:27:02 PM »
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I fucking love Tool.

But I knew a douchebag in high school who worshipped at the altar of Maynard, so I can understand your hate.

edit: they already tried the bagpipe + hip-hop beat.

House Of Pain didn't last too long now, did it?


Oh, and let's not forget the lovable scamps from KoRn.  I saw them in concert (twice... not proud) and there was always a segment in the middle where Jon would don a kilt and whip out a set of bagpipes.  Now they play cover versions of Cameo's "Word Up".
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