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« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2005, 11:21:02 PM »
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Post the worst here at GS!


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Look, "in one ear and out your nubbins" is member's only.  Let's have all your rejected shit there, man!

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« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2005, 12:02:30 AM »
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Gonna have to agree here, Tyson.  You're not getting the most out of college.  I studied for tests the morning of, wore my clothes to bed, never unpacked anything except my computer and my videotapes and only ate bread along with my beer.


Tyson is intelligent and his heart is in the right place, like Nubbins says, but he's wound too damn tight to enjoy college like you and I did. But I have hope for him. We will keep working on him until he loosens up and turns on the cruise control. Like MC5 sang, you gotta kick out the jams, motherfucker.

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« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2005, 12:33:28 AM »
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Gonna have to agree here, Tyson.  You're not getting the most out of college.  I studied for tests the morning of, wore my clothes to bed, never unpacked anything except my computer and my videotapes and only ate bread along with my beer.


Tyson is intelligent and his heart is in the right place, like Nubbins says, but he's wound too damn tight to enjoy college like you and I did. But I have hope for him. We will keep working on him until he loosens up and turns on the cruise control. Like MC5 sang, you gotta kick out the jams, motherfucker.


I'm getting there. I'm changing my major next quarter. Over the summer though, you bet your ass something's going to happen.

At least I have my triathlons. Those are fun and they get me outside. I'm going to be on CalPoly's triathlon team next year, so then I'll be able to, uhm, "train" with the disturbingly hot triathlon girls.

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« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2005, 12:47:08 AM »
disturbingly hot is right!  one of those from high school turned into my lawyer, and let me tell you, it's been nothing but blue balls and hundred dollar lunches.  but, hey, whatever.  That vehicular manslaughter thing went away.


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oh, also, starrighter, I don't have a wife.  or a drinking problem.  just aspirations and a mighty big heart.  now, go fuck a coconut, you Travel Magazine copy writing reject!
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« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2005, 02:30:19 AM »
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disturbingly hot is right!  one of those from high school turned into my lawyer, and let me tell you, it's been nothing but blue balls and hundred dollar lunches.  but, hey, whatever.  That vehicular manslaughter thing went away.


weekly forum quota met...deet.

*logs off*

oh, also, starrighter, I don't have a wife.  or a drinking problem.  just aspirations and a mighty big heart.  now, go fuck a coconut, you Travel Magazine copy writing reject!


Sorry, no time to respond. Busy polishing the FIRST PLACE AWARD I won from the Society of Professional Journalists last year for my TRAVEL MAGAZINE article that solved the mystery of 5 fishermen who vanished in a storm at sea. You?

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« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2005, 03:02:06 AM »
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Look, "in one ear and out your nubbins" is member's only.  Let's have all your rejected shit there, man!


I think this applies to just about anything reject worthy, regardless... or is it irregardless?

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« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2005, 11:16:36 AM »
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« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2005, 11:25:43 AM »
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oh, also, starrighter, I don't have a wife.  or a drinking problem.  just aspirations and a mighty big heart.  now, go fuck a coconut, you Travel Magazine copy writing reject!

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Sorry, no time to respond. Busy polishing the FIRST PLACE AWARD I won from the Society of Professional Journalists last year for my TRAVEL MAGAZINE article that solved the mystery of 5 fishermen who vanished in a storm at sea. You?


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« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2005, 11:59:05 AM »
This violates every standard of ethics in Lit Mag editing. If there were any.





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« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2005, 12:07:19 PM »
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ethics in Lit Mag editing.


????



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I'll see if I can get some scans up. Do we still have a place where we can upload images on GS?


On the main page under "Media Wing."

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« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2005, 01:12:40 PM »
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This violates every standard of ethics in Lit Mag editing. If there were any.


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« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2005, 06:51:10 PM »
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Sorry, no time to respond. Busy polishing the FIRST PLACE AWARD I won from the Society of Professional Journalists last year for my TRAVEL MAGAZINE article that solved the mystery of 5 fishermen who vanished in a storm at sea. You?


Starrighter solved the case of the Five Fugitive Fishermen!  It was Mr. Jenkins!

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« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2005, 07:05:57 PM »
In regards to my silence of late I've been frantically trying to keep my film from falling apart in the eleventh hour. We premiere it in one week, and have a lot of work to do so the crunch is on.

I'll be back on May 12.

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« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2005, 07:53:23 PM »
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Sorry, no time to respond. Busy polishing the FIRST PLACE AWARD I won from the Society of Professional Journalists last year for my TRAVEL MAGAZINE article that solved the mystery of 5 fishermen who vanished in a storm at sea. You?


Starrighter solved the case of the Five Fugitive Fishermen!  It was Mr. Jenkins!

"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that pesky Starwritter!"

*high fives*


Bad case of PMS again, Cassandra?

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« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2005, 08:49:32 PM »
zing!

that might've been funny on the honeymooners, saturiter...can you hear be way back there in the fifties?
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