I'm finally getting some of the respect I deserve around here, although I suspect it's short lived and sarcastic. I still don't understand you people. You ban me for no reason and then you unban me and then you mock me and ban me again. Now I'm a fricking moderator?!
I can't believe you guys are pathetic enough that you need to mock an old man who never did anything to any of you. I tried to bring something to this page that wasn't here, but you wouldn't let me. So yeah, hop on the bandwagon! Take cheap shots at Hawaii or compare my girth to the mouth of Kilauea if you have to. There's more writing talent in my fingernails than any of you possess in your entire bodies, so live with that.
Better ban me again before I really start messing things up! Quick, Taco! Go find Toyoc before I bring your feeble world crashing down around you!
