England

[yotoc]

Parents of EITHER sex who fail to contribute to the financial support of their children should be neutered so they can't ever make babies again. Kids who see a parent shun responsibility and get away with it are likely to grow up and do the same.

I think the children of irresponsible adults who abandon them should be shot because, as we all know, they'll never amount to anything.

My kid was abondoned by his drunkard father.  What should I do with him?

[nacho]

Parents of EITHER sex who fail to contribute to the financial support of their children should be neutered so they can't ever make babies again. Kids who see a parent shun responsibility and get away with it are likely to grow up and do the same.

I think the children of irresponsible adults who abandon them should be shot because, as we all know, they'll never amount to anything.

My kid was abondoned by his drunkard father.  What should I do with him?

I have some ideas about what you should do with the drunkard father!

[starrwriter]

Parents of EITHER sex who fail to contribute to the financial support of their children should be neutered so they can't ever make babies again. Kids who see a parent shun responsibility and get away with it are likely to grow up and do the same.

I think the children of irresponsible adults who abandon them should be shot because, as we all know, they'll never amount to anything.

I did too amount to something. For one thing I've already lived to be older than my father. He croaked when he was 60 and married to his fourth wife. He never learned from his mistakes, but I quit after only one wife.

I used to ask my mother if he was really my father -- or did she fool around with the postman or someone else. She would get mad as hell and I would say: "Well, I can hope, can't I?"

[Nubbins]

I think the children of irresponsible adults who abandon them should be shot because, as we all know, they'll never amount to anything.

My kid was abondoned by his drunkard father.  What should I do with him?

Eh... I was being sarcastic, but I guess it didn't work.  My only point was that sterilizing dead beat parents doesn't really help anything, especially when you consider that there are plenty of people who aren't dead beat parents that should probably be sterilized as well.

Honestly, I think people should have to apply for some parental liscense or something.  Yeah, it's unconstitutional and unrealistic to even consider, but I think it would help matters.  I need a liscense to go fucking BASS FISHING for Christ's sake... it's not THAT unrealistic to expect that of people.  It's the enforcement that would be impossible.

[Tyson]

Honestly, I think people should have to apply for some parental liscense or something.  Yeah, it's unconstitutional and unrealistic to even consider, but I think it would help matters.  I need a liscense to go fucking BASS FISHING for Christ's sake... it's not THAT unrealistic to expect that of people.  It's the enforcement that would be impossible.

I agree. Look! I'm a parrot! And a sick evil fuck!

[Tyson]

Whenever people ask me questions regarding important topics and I don't know what they're talking about, I just say: "Fuck 'em all. Fuck 'em all in the asshole with a big rubber dick."

They tend to shut up.

But most of the time, I just agree with someone then trash them later on...

[nacho]

Whenever people ask me questions regarding important topics and I don't know what they're talking about, I just say: "Fuck 'em all. Fuck 'em all in the asshole with a big rubber dick."

They tend to shut up.

But most of the time, I just agree with someone then trash them later on...

You should fall back on the deaf thing like Blue and insist that they're mumbling.  "I can't understand you!  You mumble!"

[Tyson]

You should fall back on the deaf thing like Blue and insist that they're mumbling.  "I can't understand you!  You mumble!"

I use that trick for people I don't want to waste my time listening to.

[Nubbins]

You should fall back on the deaf thing like Blue and insist that they're mumbling.  "I can't understand you!  You mumble!"

I use that trick for people I don't want to waste my time listening to.

I think you should use that trick to explain why you're listening to Yo Yo Ma's John Williams cover band.

[Tyson]

You should fall back on the deaf thing like Blue and insist that they're mumbling.  "I can't understand you!  You mumble!"

I use that trick for people I don't want to waste my time listening to.

I think you should use that trick to explain why you're listening to Yo Yo Ma's John Williams cover band.

What? I can't hear you. Type clearly, for Christ's sake.

[nacho]

I'm not sure I follow...

England is now not guilty because the "ringleader" said that he ordered her to do it...for a training video...even though she has already said that wasn't the case when she pleaded guilty, addressing that same point BEFORE the press got hold of it.  So now they throw out her plea bargain to reduce prison time and start all over again except, this time, she's not able to enter the same plea bargain and, of course, she's still going to plead guilty.  

So now we get months of entertaining news as her trail goes on and on.

And that I don't get, either.  If it's a mistrail, how are they able to put her on trail for the same thing again?  And if Garner says she was acting under his orders, then doesn't that go a ways towards clearing her?

I don't know.  I'm very hungover.  I'm missing something, I'm sure.  I can't even focus on what I'm typing.  Tell me this all makes perfect sense.  Tell me evolution won in Kansas.  Tell me sweet, sweet things.

[Tyson]

Tell me evolution won in Kansas.

If you look at the state, it's obvious that evolution never even got to the state...

[Tyson]

Oh. Oh, it gets worse:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/05/falluja.marine/index.html

Self-defense?!?

WTF! It was on video! The guy was wounded and dying!

I guess it doesn't matter anyways. It's war. It's not supposed to be logical or make sense.