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Offline nacho

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« on: September 08, 2005, 01:43:55 PM »
Yotoc needs to blow off some steam.  Whoever posts in this thread gets to argue with Yotoc and accepts all of the consequences.  The argument won't spill into any other threads.

Ready?  Go!

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2005, 02:21:01 PM »
Oooh!

I like arguing.

Count me in.
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2005, 02:27:30 PM »
Well to start it off.  Monkey...you are really the most worthless poster I've ever seen on a forum.  You're at 1181 posts right now.  If I went through and deleted all one word posts and posts that had nothing to do with the original thread I bet I could get your post count down to about 3.  Yes, three posts.  One of which is the one in this thread.

*Baps*

Jesus Christ.

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2005, 02:32:14 PM »
There was also that other time that I cared, yotoc, honey.

Also, you're probably one of the worst site-admins I've ever encountered; I mean, sheer incompetency doesn't come close to how much of a bungle you made of the old site (it was wasn't the previous webmasters that fucked it up, you simply gave it html Aids) not to mention the fiasco of the new site.

Following this lead, I've also come to regard you as a cock-knocker, of the premier variety (and in this case, premier isn't good).

Kinda like that other time that you made that stupid political comment, and we all died a little inside.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2005, 02:34:07 PM »
Oh, god, I'm going to lunch.

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2005, 02:35:08 PM »
Quote from: nacho
Oh, god, I'm going to lunch.


Yeah, you're going to eat out yotoc's ass.

Mmmm! Chocolately nuggets!
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2005, 03:00:37 PM »
Fight with yotoc? easy . . .

Republicans are slowly eroding away at U.S. citizens personal freedoms in the name of Christianity simply because churches are untaxed and contribute millions of dollars in campaign dollars so they can create a Christian State.

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2005, 03:00:50 PM »
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EYE SIND EMALES GUD!


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From:  "Drew McLaughlin"
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To:
monkey_terrorist@hotmail.com
Subject:  FW:
Date:
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>>From: "Glenn Porter"
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>>Date: 8 Sep 2005 08:31:58
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>>To: amyblurt@hotmail.com,
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>>distillers_rule27@hotmail.com, djaysteele@hotmail.com,

>>stephen_mccune@hotmail.com, mercury083@hotmail.com,

>>stephen_weir3@hotmail.com, scarybikies@hotmail.com,

>>yeunger30@hotmail.com
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>> >Subject: FW: Moral Issue
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>> >Suddenly you see a man floundering in
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>> >You have two options-you
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>> >So here's the question, and please give an honest
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Offline nacho

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2005, 03:05:03 PM »
Hey!  A Monkey email!  I have a few of those.  Have you heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar with a giant erection and <<<<<BR>>>>R>R>>>>>>>>>><P>>>>

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2005, 03:09:56 PM »
Quote from: yotoc
Quote from: monkey!
EYE SIND EMALES GUD!


From: "Drew McLaughlin" focusyourrage@hotmail.com>
To: monkey_terrorist@hotmail.com
Subject: FW:
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 17:37:18
From: "Glenn Porter" dynamicdonut@hotmail.com
Date: 8 Sep 2005 08:31:58
To: amyblurt@hotmail.com,
alkaline_amy@hotmail.com, m2k_matt@hotmail.com,
the_voices_talk_2me@hotmail.com, emmabell5@hotmail.com,
justanotherdumbpunk@hotmail.com, connorboyd@hotmail.com,
m5_brown@hotmail.com, coley_daman@hotmail.com,
randomsrandoms@hotmail.com, dcorkill@hotmail.com,
funkyburrito@hotmail.com, ally.cowan@ntlworld.com,
nervous_sheep@hotmail.com, eleanord5@hotmail.com,
cathyflannery@hotmail.co.uk, princess_amme@hotmail.com,
nemisis_is1@hotmail.com, mayhem_26@hotmail.com,
r_j_hanratty@hotmail.com, jordanhenderson@hotmail.com,
renegadeseeker@hotmail.com, debbieajones@hotmail.com,
dave@infinity21.net, consequence_of_laughing@hotmail.com,
mattmccammon@hotmail.com, singe81@hotmail.com,
sparkymarky84@hotmail.com, focusyourrage@hotmail.com,
johnmclean0603@hotmail.com, toilet_street@hotmail.com,
stat_@hotmail.com, irelandrfc@msn.com,
dementedpanda@hotmail.co.uk, davidjrice@gmail.com,
snoopycarrot@hotmail.com, halfbaked_ant@hotmail.com,
davidjashaw@hotmail.com, jenzo3000@hotmail.com,
distillers_rule27@hotmail.com, djaysteele@hotmail.com,
stephen_mccune@hotmail.com, mercury083@hotmail.com,
stephen_weir3@hotmail.com, scarybikies@hotmail.com,
yeunger30@hotmail.com
Bcc:
Subject: FW: Moral Issue
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:31:57


This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.  

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.  Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.  Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.  You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around  you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.  You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're  caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly  hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.  Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.

It's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to pull him under.  You have two options-you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer...  
   
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?  


People who use HTML e-mail should be shot in the teeth.

And what the fuck is up with those tags? Who the fuck sent that? Drew? What the fuck?

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2005, 03:29:30 PM »
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Hey!  A Monkey email!  I have a few of those.  Have you heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar with a giant erection and <<<<<BR>>>>R>R>>>>>>>>>><P>>>>


I just send them as I get them.

Fags
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2005, 03:32:08 PM »
Apparently we can have Tyson clean them up for us.

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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2005, 03:33:07 PM »
Quote from: monkey!
I just send them as I get them.

Fags


Oh my god. You sent that?

I want to hurt you.

Use Apple's Mail and just send as text. Then I will no longer have the urge to hurt you.

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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2005, 03:35:10 PM »
Quote from: nacho
Apparently we can have Tyson clean them up for us.


Because I'm an anal retard who can't stand the thought of putting up web pages that aren't 100% valid through the W3C's super-mega-l33t validation tools. Some of my sites still aren't valid and it makes me cry at night.

I mean, oh my god, I know the benefits of HTML 4.01 strict versus XHTML 1.0 Transitional.

Someone shoot me.

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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2005, 03:49:05 PM »
Quote
Tue, Sep 6th - 2:13 pm - New Address

I just got my address for my new apartment. Here’s the drill: If you have my current cell phone number, you’re in luck. If you don’t, contact me through e-mail or AIM or whatever. If you don’t have my AIM name, phone number, or e-mail address, you probably aren’t someone who really needs my new address.

Just plug in the numbers to their corresponding letter:

My Cell Number: (ABC) DEF-GHIJ

My New Address:
Tyson Tate
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San Luis Obispo, CA 934[E][J]

Presto!

I’m not moving in for another few weeks, so don’t mail anything there until the 16th or so.