Freaky Times

[starrwriter]

OLTF

[yotoc]

The name Weird Times was already taken, so I decided on Freaky Times for our GS newspaper in honor of the Dirty Freaks motif and history of this group.

I have dedicated much of the first edition to the sad lives of a couple members. Take a look here:

http://starrbooks.netfirms.com/freaky/freaky.htm

PS: Is there some way for Yotoc to work his php voodoo to make Freaky Times display as part of the GS website?

That's totally up to The Man, but I'll do it, no problem.

[starrwriter]

The name Weird Times was already taken, so I decided on Freaky Times for our GS newspaper in honor of the Dirty Freaks motif and history of this group.

I have dedicated much of the first edition to the sad lives of a couple members. Take a look here:

http://starrbooks.netfirms.com/freaky/freaky.htm

PS: Is there some way for Yotoc to work his php voodoo to make Freaky Times display as part of the GS website?

That's totally up to The Man, but I'll do it, no problem.

This was a one-man introductory edition just to get the ball rolling and I don't think Nacho will want his future suicide archived at GS. I want all of you talented writers to contribute to the real first edition. (All three of you.) Just make up an off-the-wall news item and run with it. Pix are good to break up the layout. Any subject matter, the more obscene the better. A byline to the best story in each edition!

[nacho]

My suicide should be documented!  Otherwise I won't be remembered.

So who's handling design and layout?  You, right?  You-hoo-oo! Don't say me.  Don't say Yotoc.

We can provide the space, of course.  Then it can be uploaded and...something, something. That's Yotoc's realm.  We're talking about it now...

[starrwriter]

My suicide should be documented!  Otherwise I won't be remembered.

So who's handling design and layout?  You, right?  You-hoo-oo! Don't say me.  Don't say Yotoc.

We can provide the space, of course.  Then it can be uploaded and...something, something. That's Yotoc's realm.  We're talking about it now...

Me and my big fucking mouth. Okay, I'll handle the layout/design IF you assholes provide ALL of the text and pix and IF you don't expect anything too fancy or time-consuming. You've seen the basic page layout: logo, articles and pix in two columns, links at bottom that may or may not lead to other stories. That's it! If anyone has gone beyond Photoshop 101, I might be able to use a thingamajig-type graphic with the text logo or as logo background. I'll crop/resize pix to make them fit the layout.

You may send tributes and care packages of alcoholic beverages to my postal address, which I will divulge via private message when I'm convinced there won't be a live snake in the package.

[starrwriter]

This special edition of Freaky Times is especially for Jody:

http://starrbooks.netfirms.com/freaky/freaky2.htm

[yotoc]

Freaky Times is up on the main page, under Media Wing.

[jreale]

This special edition of Freaky Times is especially for Jody:

http://starrbooks.netfirms.com/freaky/freaky2.htm

"Mommy, what was it like the day you brought me home from the hospital?"
Oh lord.

[Nubbins]

"Mommy, what was it like the day you brought me home from the hospital?"
Oh lord.

For the Sprinkling Wee-Wee
PEE-PEE TEEPEES

Why is it that the act of diaper changing always seems to inspire an extra "contribution" from the little one? Parents of baby boys have been particularly vulnerable - until now. Just place a pee-pee teepee on his wee-wee during diaper changes, and the hazard is averted. An ideal baby shower gift, the five powder blue 100% cotton pee-pee teepees are decorated with airplanes and arrive in a miniature cotton laundry bag. Made in Canada. Machine washable.

$14.00

MATERIALS: cotton
SIZE: 2.25" diameter

[jreale]

"Mommy, what was it like the day you brought me home from the hospital?"
Oh lord.

For the Sprinkling Wee-Wee
PEE-PEE TEEPEES

Our little bundle of booze is a girl, but...one could use these handy party hats to avoid that "whoa" moment that presents itself at the end of a handjob. Personally, my goggles are starting to hurt my head.

Masseuses who deliver the happy ending: An untapped market?

[nacho]

Our little bundle of booze is a girl, but...one could use these handy party hats to avoid that "whoa" moment that presents itself at the end of a handjob. Personally, my goggles are starting to hurt my head.

Masseuses who deliver the happy ending: An untapped market?

I think people should stop shaking your hand, too.

[jreale]

I think people should stop shaking your hand, too.

But it's so soft and buttery. Hear tell.

Speaking of shaking, are we going to hear about your date, or are we looking around pretending not to care?

[jreale]

But it's so soft and buttery. Hear tell.

Jesus, stop me before I post again.  It's just that it's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here.

[nacho]

But it's so soft and buttery. Hear tell.

Jesus, stop me before I post again.  It's just that it's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here. It's still snowing here.

Soaf's going to have eight siblings after all this.