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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2006, 11:58:58 AM »
What the fuck?  A year has passed?

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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2006, 12:18:38 PM »
Oh. Burn.

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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2006, 12:20:24 PM »
A year later and the question remains... was it a hum dinger?
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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2006, 02:51:20 PM »
I could never understand it when my father said that he would rather people forget about his birthday. 

I get it now.
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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2006, 04:26:03 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOULD YOU LIKE TPO BE SHOT DHHHHOOO WOG RC IS 40 YRS LD RC IS DED.

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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2006, 05:00:28 PM »
RC 31!!!!!!!!!!!



I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical



I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse



With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse



I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General



In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General



I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous



I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore




And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore




Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General




In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"



When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee



You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General



But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

« Last Edit: August 25, 2006, 05:16:03 PM by nacho »

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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2006, 05:01:49 PM »
Turning 31?  Really?


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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2006, 05:13:35 PM »
My arthritis . . .

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Re: RC's 30th bday
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2006, 05:18:49 PM »
Weak man.

I found some pics!