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Plan RC's Movie Evening!
« on: August 26, 2005, 05:48:50 PM »
OKay, it's two days before I turn thirty and I've decided to watch movies until dawn. From Netflix, I have Juenet's Amelie with the pixieish (Or should I say "Reale"-istic) Audrey Tautou, the Will Smith/Eva Mendes romantic comedy Hitch (Sidenote: I wouldn't kick her out of bed necessarily, but I think Eva Mendes in pretty unattractive.) and the Joel Schumacher/Andrew Lloyd Webber queer fest Phantom of the Opera. (Mrs. RC got control of ye olde Netflix queue on the last two.)

Of course, I'm also thinking of going out to the cinema to see either Wes Craven's Red Eye satrring my new favorite actor, Cillian Murphy, and my new favorite fantasy girl, Rachel McAdams or Terry Gilliam's The Brother's Grimm, which though getting mediocre reviews is a fucking new Terry Gilliam film. (Plus, the old lady gets all hot and bothered over Heath Ledger and Matt Damon, so it coudl get me some nookie later.)

I also have two films borrowed from friends: Equilibrium with Christian Bale and my other favorite actor, Taye Diggs, and Tales From The Gimli Hospital an eighties cult favorite in teh Lynch tradition directed by a guy named Guy Maddin.

So, HELP!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2005, 05:51:13 PM »
Take the path to nookie. Grimm then Hitch. Pootang!
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2005, 05:59:16 PM »
Yeah, but then I gotta sit through Hitch.
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2005, 06:01:45 PM »
Back in my last relationship, I would have sat through ten romantic comedies just to get nookie. Then again, I never had to.

Man, you've got to do what you need to do. What's more important: movies or nookie?
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2005, 06:10:14 PM »
See, I'm married, so nookie isn't too difficult to get a hold of. (Okay, it can be, but I don't have near the quest ahead of me to get some as say, a single guy with no booty call numbers programmed into hiis phone.) In fact, I could even maybe get some simply by *shudder* talking to her for a while if I really want to put forth the effort. All Matt Damon and Hitch will do for me is cut out some of the foreplay. (Why do the work when I can have a shirtless Heath Ledger do it for me?)

Right now, I think it's all about the movies.
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2005, 06:16:49 PM »
Lucky bastard!
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2005, 06:47:19 PM »
from a musical theatre actor's standpoint, Phantom of the Opera is piss-poor. The original London cast recording is so many fucking times superior, and the Phantom is shit, shit, shit. The only person who's pulling their weight in that cast is Raoul. It's only worth it to watch Emmy Rossum. Mmmm. Her name even sounds fuckable, doesn't it?

Christ, I need to lay off the Ellis.

If you're planning on getting laid, go the route of The Brothers Grimm -> Hitch -> pussy.

Otherwise, if you don't give a shit about sex, then go with Amelie, Red Eye (although The Brothers Grimm looks more interesting, it sounds like you'd enjoy Red Eye more), follow it up with Equilibrium, keeping in the psycho vein, then finish it off with Tales from the Gimli Hospital.
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2005, 08:14:40 PM »
Amelie, then the cineplex. Sneak in a bottle of booze, get laid, happy birthday!
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2005, 10:05:00 PM »
Everyone's trying to get laid through you, vicariously.
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2005, 10:14:35 PM »
SHOW ME YOUR WIFE'S TITS
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2005, 10:31:36 PM »
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Totally.
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2005, 10:42:03 PM »
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Totally.


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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2005, 02:21:59 AM »
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from a musical theatre actor's standpoint, Phantom of the Opera is piss-poor. The original London cast recording is so many fucking times superior, and the Phantom is shit, shit, shit. The only person who's pulling their weight in that cast is Raoul. It's only worth it to watch Emmy Rossum.



Why does everyone think badly of this movie?  I never saw the stage play, so I really can't compare the two.   But seeing the movie was a wonderful experience for me.  I don't get it.

And since when were you a musical theatre actor?  I thought you were 18!  Wait, are you talking about school plays and stuff?
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2005, 03:33:49 AM »
Yeah, I mean school plays. Don't get me wrong, I don't have real theatre experience. I'm going to be working as a stagehand at UIowa's major auditorium though.

Really, once you see the stage show, the movie is pathetic. Even listening to the cast recording from London is better than watching the movie.
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