Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[Nubbins]

Latest "I heard" thing is that there are still 200k mail in ballots to count in GA and Trump currently has about an 87k vote lead. Not holding out much hope for us, but there is a glimmer.

Also Dems are still dumb as fuck.

[nacho]

Arizona and likely Wisconsin to Biden 

If he wins MI, then it's over, even without PA, GA, or NC.

Everything I said above still holds true, however. Dems are dumb as fuck and this will fix very little, if anything.

I'm moving to Oregon to eat a bunch of shrooms now, bye.

Man, I'm so exhausted today. I'm just watching old Red Dwarf episodes with all the blinds closed.

[Nubbins]

Man, I'm so exhausted today. I'm just watching old Red Dwarf episodes with all the blinds closed.

I feel ya. I think it's gonna be a long week/month/rest of the year.

So far, watching the dumpster fire of Trump's presidency flame out has gone pretty much as expected. Now the litigation... will America's guardrails around our electoral process hold out? Will the Gravy Seals invade Phoenix waving AR-15s and "FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" flags? Stay tuned!

[Nubbins]

My bro lives in Vegas and said NV is about to release new numbers shortly. 

I have really missed this icon 

[Nubbins]

Fucking madness!! I haven’t even watched Trump’s speech yet (Dadding), but it looks like GA and PA about to flip!

As distraught and horrible as I felt Tuesday, this slow descent into loss is kinda amazing to watch. Just hope it doesn’t, you know, rip the fabric of America apart at the seams... but fuck it. Time for a goddamn BEER AMERICA! FUCK. YES.

[Nubbins]

Trump's lead in GA is now just 1,902 votes with an estimated 14-20k left to count.

I mean, I know Joe ain't gonna win by the huge margin Dems were hoping for, but if you'd told me at any point in the last 20 years Georgia would ever be a "swing" state in a Presidential election, I'd have called you crazy.

Looks like there will be at least one, possibly two senate runoff races here in January as well.

[Nubbins]

Aaand wake to news that GA and PA have just flipped for Biden.

 

[nacho]

We win!

Now, my new prediction: Biden steps down by next summer and Harris steps up. The progressive civil war begins.

[Nubbins]

We win!

Now, my new prediction: Biden steps down by next summer and Harris steps up. The progressive civil war begins.

Yeah, I've heard a few people say this as well. It would be a bold move on the part of the Dems. I'm no political scientist, but it seems to me they'd need a Senate majority to even think about it.

[nacho]

We win!

Now, my new prediction: Biden steps down by next summer and Harris steps up. The progressive civil war begins.

Yeah, I've heard a few people say this as well. It would be a bold move on the part of the Dems. I'm no political scientist, but it seems to me they'd need a Senate majority to even think about it.

If he willingly resigns, or is diagnosed with something, there's nothing they can do.

[Nubbins]

We win!

Now, my new prediction: Biden steps down by next summer and Harris steps up. The progressive civil war begins.

Yeah, I've heard a few people say this as well. It would be a bold move on the part of the Dems. I'm no political scientist, but it seems to me they'd need a Senate majority to even think about it.

If he willingly resigns, or is diagnosed with something, there's nothing they can do.

Very true. Watch Biden stop wearing a mask in December and begin sniffing everyone's hair again trying to catch the rona.

[Nubbins]

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[nacho]

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A small part of me wished that Kate McKinnon's drunken performance on SNL was actually clever writing instead of....actually just saying all the shit Rudy says.

[Nubbins]

The layers of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping comedy onion are so dense and vast... all I have to do is just think about the name of the company and I start to giggle.

What must it be like to be in Rudy's orbit on the daily? I mean... it's gotta be like living on a different astral plane or something.

We're going to hold a press conference to talk about all the fraudulent voting that we've found but we can't actually find the right Four Seasons. Also we brought a convicted sex offender as a voting fraud witness, so... you know... hard evidence.

[nacho]

I truly hope everyone is in the know and this has all been some sort of giant prank.