Trump's America (Casino & Slots!)

[nacho]

So some yokel from North Carolina drove up here and shot up Comet Ping Pong because they believed in "Pizzagate."

Why does this feel just like Day #1?

[RottingCorpse]

Because it's not even Day #1 yet?

[monkey!]

What is this Pizzagate thing?

[nacho]

What is this Pizzagate thing?

So a "fake news" story on Facebook said a local pizza joint was home to a secret cabal of Hillary worshipers who were influencing the election, and they had all this jokey evidence to back it up. It's basically on the level of an Onion article...and everyone took it seriously. This isn't the first incident at Comet, but it is the most alarming.

The place is essentially a family restaurant full of kids with a ping-pong room in the back. It's about as saccharine and innocent as they come.

[monkey!]

And why is this a thing?

[nacho]

And why is this a thing?

The fake news or gunmen shooting up a children's restaurant?

[nacho]

Monday is when the Electoral College convenes. Rumors are that anywhere from 7-20 voters will switch their vote. The more optimistic pundits are suggesting that an all-out revolution may deny Trump his 270.

I think we will see some flips. I think he will go under 300... But that's all.

Either way, though...it'll be interesting!

[RottingCorpse]

So, is it scary or interesting times? And is the latter somehow worse than the former?

[nacho]

So, is it scary or interesting times? And is the latter somehow worse than the former?

They're the same.

[nacho]

So...the FBI and CIA confirm that Russia hacked the election. Team Clinton have started screaming.

Monday's going to be an awesome news day.

[RottingCorpse]

Electoral College Day is upon us! Watch the Skies!

[nacho]

Electoral College Day is upon us! Watch the Skies!

It'll be a news night!

[nacho]

Well, no unfaithfuls yet. Trump leads 74-27.

Man, just imagine if Hillary had been a human being and a good candidate.

[RottingCorpse]

Man, just imagine if Hillary had been a human being and a good candidate.

I always get yelled at for bringing this up, but it's a great point. People wanted something new. (Or something that at least looked new.) The status quo is so 2004.

[nacho]

The first rogue elector!

And...it's one of Clinton's from Maine. Man. She's going to end up with even fewer votes!