Trump's America (Casino & Slots!)

[nacho]

FBI raids Michael Cohen's (Trump's Stormy Daniels lawyer) office! Trump Tweet Storm! Mueller's head on the chopping block! Will Lassie save Timmy from the well before it's too late?

Tune in today for the next exciting episode of Game of Trump!

Totally blacked out all of this!

[RottingCorpse]

It all happened in the last eighteen hours. This show is really fast paced.

[nacho]

It all happened in the last eighteen hours. This show is really fast paced.

Right now, I'm just trying to clear my to-do list so I can watch Hurricane Heist.

[RottingCorpse]

On my phone and can’t post my usual title stuff but this am anonymous republication talking about Imprachmeng in a manner that is hilarious.

https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/4/11/1756173/-Unnamed-Republican-congressman-goes-off-in-profane-rant-We-might-as-well-impeach-the

[RottingCorpse]

Sean Hannity is Michael Cohen's third client? It's time to fire the writers of this show because they've really lost the thread.

[RottingCorpse]

This show is really starting to suck.

Trump sends missiles to Syria and badmouths Russia on TV then privately calls Putin and says there will be no sanctions against Russia totally going against UN. Ambassador Nikki Haley's public pronouncement that Russia will be sanctioned.

Tell me, would Jon Snow be so cravenly obvious?

Meanwhile in the B-Story, Stormy Daniels is suing Trump for defamation and Cohen is about to sing like a bird. I figure it's all leading up to the big space battle in the season finale with Sean Hannity sacrificing himself to push Stormy's mystery attacker (special gust star Tom Brady!) out the air lock.

[nacho]

If Jon Snow were in charge we'd all be fighting a last-stand hopeless battle in the desert outside Syria.

[RottingCorpse]

I feel deep down the “Melania is Dead” Internet hole last night. It’s a wild place.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44308892

[nacho]

Man, Ivanka looks great in pants.

[RottingCorpse]

The good news about my big move to the mountains is that it takes major cluster-fuckery to penetrate the news blackout. I haven't been this unstressed about the world in years.

That said, Russia Probe is still the best show on TV.

[nacho]

The good news about my big move to the mountains is that it takes major cluster-fuckery to penetrate the news blackout. I haven't been this unstressed about the world in years.

That said, Russia Probe is still the best show on TV.

I was expecting the punchline to be "but...everything is cluster fuckery."

Throne Maiden is a nightly news junkie. Plus...life in DC. It's there where I envy you. What's it like to have a conversation at a bar/the supermarket/anywhere and NOT fucking mention fucking Trump/cluster fucks?

[RottingCorpse]

It's exquisite. It only comes up in a "so you got out too, eh" kind of way.

[nacho]

It's exquisite. It only comes up in a "so you got out too, eh" kind of way.

Yeah. We're stuck. Next jumping off point is March, but apparently there's a stay bonus being offered that's a retarded amount of money.

[RottingCorpse]

Take the money. Dark times ahead. One reason we got out.

[monkey!]

Did you guys read that article on how the next crash will be worse than the Great Depression because mortgage lending is just as high as it was 10 years ago except now there’s over $9 trillion of public debt ?

Hahahahaha.... LoLz