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2016 Roundup
« on: March 24, 2015, 08:42:08 AM »
First out of the gate is Texan Republican Ted Cruz... I just watched him crash and burn rather amusingly on the Today show -- his first appearance after his announcement last night.

Paraphrasing from memory (when he was challenged for saying you needed compromise to make government work):

"You said that you won't ever compromise..."

"I never said that I won't compromise."

"I have it here. On (date) at (location) you said 'I will nevee compromise.'"

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Stewart came out of his lame duck snooze to return to form:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/03/jon-stewart-mocks-ted-cruzs-jump-gop-2016

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2015, 09:30:22 AM »
First out of the gate is Texan Republican Ted Cruz...

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2015, 01:25:50 AM »
There are days I hate the internet, then there are days like today.

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2015, 02:39:55 PM »
This is going to be a tough one for me. Why do I blindly hate Hillary so much? I don't know. I must be racist or something, but she just grates on my last nerve.

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2015, 02:40:51 PM »
I thought we were all for Elizabeth Warren!

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2015, 02:43:30 PM »
Is she running?

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2015, 02:44:56 PM »

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2015, 02:51:28 PM »
Is she running?

She said no...in 2013.

And she keeps saying "no"...which is why I find it hilarious that there are all these "What if she runs?" stories out there.

As far as Hilary hate goes, she certainly represents the old guard establishment, Democratic woman or no.

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2015, 03:33:58 PM »
Is she running?

She said no...in 2013.

And she keeps saying "no"...which is why I find it hilarious that there are all these "What if she runs?" stories out there.

As far as Hilary hate goes, she certainly represents the old guard establishment, Democratic woman or no.

It's not hilarious. It keeps coming up because the whole world knows that she's the only possible presidential person the nation can produce from either fucked up party.

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2015, 03:38:08 PM »
End of the empire, man. We have no leaders worth following? Haven't we been predicting this since the 90s?

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2015, 04:13:02 PM »
Elizabeth Warren should be running. She's great.
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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2015, 04:31:14 PM »
See? Even Monkey knows it. And he steals babies for Parisian vampires that live in the catacombs.

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2015, 04:36:20 PM »
One can't steal what the vampires already own.
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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2015, 01:02:39 PM »
Rand Paul's official.

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Re: 2016 Roundup
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2015, 03:17:04 PM »
Oh. Good, I'll vote for his crazy libertarian ideas! If he makes it out of the primary...unlikely.