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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #90 on: July 19, 2020, 08:06:10 AM »
I’ve never played Forza 7... but I do rape your anus in Horizon.
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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #91 on: November 30, 2022, 11:41:21 AM »
Listen.. I got a PS5. It's the first console I've owned since the 1980s. It's like goddamned science fiction.

What games from the past *checks watch* 35 years should I check out?

Also, when I was hooking it up, I was texting my buddies from grad school like your grandpa trying to get the VCR to record his afternoon stories. We're all gonna die someday.

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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #92 on: December 01, 2022, 07:58:09 AM »
PS5 is 4 F4Gg0TZ!

Xbox Rules! It has TWO treasure marks!
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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #93 on: December 01, 2022, 10:25:52 AM »
Xbox Rules! It has TWO treasure marks!

Like the treasure mark I dropped in your sister's Xbox?

(Yes, I'm 12.)

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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #94 on: December 02, 2022, 10:09:16 AM »
Xbox Rules! It has TWO treasure marks!

Like the treasure mark I dropped in your sister's Xbox?

(Yes, I'm 12.)

Is that why her box is broken?
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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #95 on: December 02, 2022, 02:19:54 PM »
Yeah, I mashed the triangle button too hard.

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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #96 on: December 04, 2022, 05:28:42 AM »
Yeah, I mashed the triangle button too hard.

I'm not supposed to stomp? Just chomp?
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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #97 on: December 11, 2022, 10:20:45 AM »
So why weren't you telling me to get a Playstation 20 years ago? This thing is amazing. I've literally only played Lego Harry Potter and the stupid Astro's Playroom training game, and I'm totally immersed.
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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #98 on: December 16, 2022, 01:17:42 PM »
PS5 update!

Bought Castlevania: Symphony of the Night which came out in 1873. Good solid fun.

Missus RC and I are about 1/3 of the way through Lego Harry Potter which is really well done.

Have you heard of Cuphead? It's like playing a Max Fleischer cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-9SQXoi50

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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #99 on: December 17, 2022, 11:31:27 AM »
Lego Harry Potter is pedophilia for cowards.

Just get an Xbox, RC. Stop being a faggot.
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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #100 on: January 01, 2023, 09:37:01 PM »
PS5 update!

Bought Castlevania: Symphony of the Night which came out in 1873. Good solid fun.

Missus RC and I are about 1/3 of the way through Lego Harry Potter which is really well done.

Have you heard of Cuphead? It's like playing a Max Fleischer cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-9SQXoi50

Cuphead is rad, but hard as hell.

I only have PS4, so I really don't know much about the current gen consoles. Sony has some killer titles, though.
You should definitely try the God of War series... great gameplay, fantastic graphics, ultra violence.
Gran Turismo is great too, but not sure if you like driving games or not... this one's straight simulator and it's one of the best.
The Uncharted series is great too... like playing an Indiana Jones movie.
Heavy Rain is an excellent, older title. Kind of a depressing mindfuck as well.
Horizon Zero Dawn is beautiful and pretty fun.

If you have Playstation Plus, you usually get 2 free games a month. They're older titles, generally, but I've gotten some killer stuff from there. Same with Xbox, really. They all have this monthly subscription that usually winds up to be $50-75 a year and comes with monthly free games. All you have to do is add them to your library while they're free, then you can download them at your leisure and you own them indefinitely.

I'd also recommend getting an external HD for it if you wind up downloading/purchasing a lot of games. I've had to get external drives for just about all my systems except the Switch.
 
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