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Offline monkey!

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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #90 on: July 19, 2020, 08:06:10 AM »
I’ve never played Forza 7... but I do rape your anus in Horizon.
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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #91 on: November 30, 2022, 11:41:21 AM »
Listen.. I got a PS5. It's the first console I've owned since the 1980s. It's like goddamned science fiction.

What games from the past *checks watch* 35 years should I check out?

Also, when I was hooking it up, I was texting my buddies from grad school like your grandpa trying to get the VCR to record his afternoon stories. We're all gonna die someday.

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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #92 on: Yesterday at 07:58:09 AM »
PS5 is 4 F4Gg0TZ!

Xbox Rules! It has TWO treasure marks!
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Re: Watch Me Play Video Games!
« Reply #93 on: Yesterday at 10:25:52 AM »
Xbox Rules! It has TWO treasure marks!

Like the treasure mark I dropped in your sister's Xbox?

(Yes, I'm 12.)