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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2013, 11:17:04 AM »
Did you ever make a choice or are you still afraid of commitment?

Or just broke like the rest of us?

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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2013, 11:22:28 AM »
Did you ever make a choice or are you still afraid of commitment?

Or just broke like the rest of us?

I shall be purchasing an Xbox One in the new year. Now I can share my couch-masturbation sessions with Bill Gates directly.
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2013, 09:31:15 PM »
We all live vicariously through his Twitter feed...

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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2013, 09:01:20 AM »
We all live vicariously through his Twitter feed...

I can show you on the doll where he tweeted me.
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2014, 09:01:24 AM »
Monkey's got his Xbox One... sexy times.
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2014, 07:06:31 PM »
weiner weiner. weiner weiner. weiner weiner.
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2014, 06:39:22 AM »
weiner weiner. weiner weiner. weiner weiner.
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I'll cut you bad.
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2014, 06:54:04 AM »
I was playing NBA 2k14 last night and, because I'm from Europe I don't really know much about basketball other than it is netball for men, I was losing against the computer. I racially abused an opposing player taking his free throw, and I got done for a Technical Foul - "Bad Language" by the referee.

Ha!
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2014, 11:23:07 AM »
Wait...what?

How did it detect that?

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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2014, 12:19:22 PM »
Wait...what?

How did it detect that?

NBA 2k14 uses the Kinect sensor for voice commands in the game, like "TIME OUT" etc. and picks up on bad language for Technical Fouls after a decision has gone against the player and they shout, "FUCK YOU REFEREE CUNT WHORE BITCH!"
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2014, 12:21:00 PM »
The future is now!

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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2014, 12:37:14 PM »
I can't decide if that's awesome or terrifying.

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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2014, 12:38:12 PM »
I can't decide if that's awesome or terrifying.

It's both.
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2014, 05:15:18 PM »
NBA is fucking hard. The foul system is bullshit. FOUL. FOUL. FOUL. FOUL. GAH!
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Re: New Generation of Consoles... PS4/Xbox One thread.
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2014, 10:55:11 AM »
I think my Xbox is watching me.
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