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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2012, 11:55:11 PM »
If 'scientists' said so then I, for one, believe them with all my heart.
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2012, 01:23:14 AM »
I hate that the CDC is so high profile in all this...

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2012, 11:32:53 AM »
Good morning!


http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/zombie-attacks-continue-michael-daniel-ate-family-dog-after-cops-say-he-took-synthetic-drug-k-2

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WACO, Texas -- Police in Waco arrested 22-year-old Michael Daniel Monday after they say he ate a dog.
Family members called police on June 14th, saying Daniel assaulted people at the home, chased a neighbor and started barking and growling.
Witnesses say Daniel grabbed the family dog, beat and strangled it...then started to eat it.

The dog died at the home.

Daniel is believed to have been on a bad trip from ingesting "K-2," a synthetic drug.
He was taken to the hospital and now faces a felony charge for animal cruelty.


What is going on with this sudden outbreak of synthetic drug related acts of zombie stuff? Apparently , K-2 is a form of synthetic cannabis and is legally sold in smoke shops, it's called "Spice".

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2012, 06:57:52 PM »
Next it'll be aspirin.
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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2012, 03:48:57 PM »
Split the Zombie Apocalypse stuff into it's own thread because that 2012 nonsense is sooo 2010.

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Face Eating Attack In China: 'Dong,' Drunken Bus Driver, Allegedly Bites Woman 'Du's' Nose, Lips

A woman has been hospitalized in China after a drunken bus driver allegedly attacked her and began gnawing on her face.

The woman, identified as "Du," was driving near a bus station in Wenzhou on Tuesday when a man ran into the street, blocking her car. The man, a bus driver identified as "Dong," allegedly climbed onto the hood of Du's car and began hitting the windshield, according to the Malaysia Chronicle.

Du got out of the car, and allegedly Dong tackled her to the ground, where he began chewing on her face, according to Shanghai Daily. Witnesses say they attempted to pull Dong off of her, but were unable to do so.

Dong was ultimately stopped by police, What's On Dalian reports. Officers say he had drunk around 1.75 ml of strong liquor prior to the incident.

Doctors say Dong did enough damage to the woman's face that she will need plastic surgery to repair her nose and lips.
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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2012, 03:51:05 PM »
Oh my god... Another face eater?

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2012, 03:53:57 PM »
This one is from a few weeks back, but nobody ever posted it.

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LA MAN ARRESTED IN FACE-BITING ATTACK

A Louisiana man is in jail after another reported face-biting attack. The incidents have been getting much attention after police in Miami shot and killed a man, said to be high on drugs, spotted devouring the face of a homeless person on the side of an expressway.

Police in Scott, Louisiana, near Lafayette, have Carl Jacquneaux in custody for allegedly ending an argument with his neighbor by digging in with his teeth…

(Thomas) “He bit a chunk of the victim’s face off.”

Assistant Chief Kert Thomas says it’s strange…

(Thomas) “Very unusual. It’s not something we have every day.”

Attacks like these, and the one in Miami have sparked jokes about a “zombie apocalypse”, but after it was learned the Miami face biter had been high on a legal street drug known to cause hallucinations, police have been warning the public that people on that drug can be very dangerous.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2012, 04:30:20 PM »
Right. Back to the bug out plan...

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2012, 09:39:47 AM »
Yeah, better put together a zombie apocalypse survival plan.
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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2012, 04:29:02 AM »
The Haitian Hannibal down in Miami only had THC in his system. Now that is the proverbial GOOD SHIT!
 
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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2012, 10:53:12 AM »
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Subway Riders Shocked as Fight Over Last Seat Leads to Flesh Eating
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Think your commute is rough?

A 28-year-old man from the southern Chinese city of Guangzhou had large chunks of his arm chewed off by a 67-year-old retiree after refusing to give up his seat.

The retiree accused the younger passenger of disrespecting his elders and reportedly began punching him, causing other commuters to scatter. The altercation escalated until the older man started gnawing on the younger man's body, quickly drawing blood.

The entire horrific scene was caught on camera and uploaded to various video sites (YouTube has since removed its copy, citing a violation of its policy against graphic and shocking content).

According to Sina.com, the men were brought together to the police station, where they apologized for their behavior and "agreed to pay their own medical costs."

Neither will be charged with a crime.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2012, 11:00:15 AM »
Thanks to Nacho, I spent an hour this AM convincing my wife  the zombie apocalypse is not nigh.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2012, 11:03:01 AM »
Thanks to Nacho, I spent an hour this AM convincing my wife  the zombie apocalypse is not nigh.

I'm going to send her a link to this thread!

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2012, 11:05:18 AM »
Pre-Zombie Apocalypse freaky kinky sex!
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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2012, 11:06:48 AM »
Any excuse is an excuse, I guess.