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"When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« on: May 30, 2012, 03:06:06 PM »
So first we have the face eating Florida zombie, and now this guy.  Maybe it *is* the end times.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282647/US-cage-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-rips-training-partner-Taylor-Powells-heart.html

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American cage fighter 'rips out still-beating heart of training partner after fearing he was possessed by the devil'

A U.S. cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil, it was alleged today.

Jarrod Wyatt also cut out Taylor Powell's tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film, officers said.

They claim they found the 26-year-old standing naked over his friend's body with parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room in Klamath, California.

Wyatt allegedly told police he had drunk a cup of tea spiked with hallucinogenic mushrooms and became convinced Powell was possessed.

According to an autopsy Powell, 21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out.

The coroner said Powell had been alive when the organ was ripped out after his chest had been sliced open with a knife.

Wyatt told the police he thrown the heart into a fire along with other organs that he had removed from the body, it was claimed.

He allegedly told investigators he cooked the body parts because he was fearful Powell was still alive and he ‘needed to stop the Devil’.

Police had been called to the grisly scene after a third friend had witnessed a sudden mood change in Wyatt after they had all ingested wild mushroom tea.

Justin Davis told police he returned to the flat to find Wyatt naked and covered from head to toe in blood.

He noticed an eyeball lying in the middle of the floor and saw Powell's mutilated body.

A lawyer representing Wyatt has claimed the wild mushrooms caused him to act in such a violent way and had not control over his actions.

‘My client was trying to silence the devil,’ said James Fallman.

‘I think he was having a psychotic fit based on the mushrooms he had.’ 

Wyatt has been charged with first degree murder and torture.

Prosecutors added the torture charge as Powell was still alive when his heart was removed.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 03:13:23 PM »
You know...this is textbook early-days of the zombie apocalypse stuff. Next step is Night of the Living Dead, and then Dawn... And then it's you and me standing in the ruined streets next to a helicopter watching every shadow.


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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2012, 03:45:23 PM »
All right, so I'm about to have a panic attack of epic proportions.

http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com/post/23988224221/zombie-apocalypse-coming-soon

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Zombie apocalypse coming soon

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.
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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 04:20:15 PM »
And then the cage fighter incident shows that it's no longer contained!

Also -- Jersey:

http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html




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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2012, 04:25:39 PM »
Oh, and...

http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2012/5/17/stolen_medical_equip.html

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More than $500,000 worth of medical equipment stolen from Florida Hospital last week may carry a dangerous disease.

Police issued a special warning Friday after the equipment was taken from the Center for Diagnostic Pathology at the hospital's main campus in Orlando.

Authorities warned a substance inside the equipment was so toxic, it could burn human skin.
The hospital was throwing out the equipment, but officials certainly did not want it stolen.

Now, published reports said the equipment was tossed because it was used to perform a brain biopsy on a man who died from a degenerative brain disease similar to mad cow disease.
The reports identified the disease as CJD, or Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, which officials described as fatal.
Police said the thieves used a truck to swipe the equipment. If you know anything about the theft, you should call Orlando police or 911.


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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2012, 04:30:12 PM »
Oh, and the fucking CDC released this recently:

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp

They say it's "fun new way of teaching about emergency preparedness" and have been saying that it's just being done to cash in on Walking Dead and pop culture and all that.

But, you know... Interesting timing.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2012, 04:45:51 PM »
All right, so I'm going up to Def-Con 2 on Ombie preparedness. No showering if no one else is in the house. No letting my gas tank get below half. Blunt swinging objects in all rooms.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2012, 05:41:22 PM »
That's my normal everyday status. Except for the showering. But that's because I have a weapon hidden in the bathroom.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2012, 06:47:06 PM »
I'm still waiting for this to be revealed as some elaborate hoax, but there sure are a lot of these...

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2012, 07:28:52 PM »
http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boomstick-the-zombie-apocalypse-may-actually-be-upon-us

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And here's the bad news: Whatever's happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: "Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter."

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2012, 07:36:33 PM »
And this one from Sweden. Below is the Google translation, which in it's algorithmic broken English makes this shit all the more terrifying.

http://www.dn.se/sthlm/at-upp-fruns-lappar

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The man, a prominent researcher at the Karolinska Institute, got the idea that his wife had been unfaithful. He attacked her with a knife, cut off her lips and ate them, reported Aftonbladet online.

The incident occurred in the couple's home in southern Stockholm. The researcher is being held on suspicion of very serious assault. A little mental examination shall specify whether he suffered from serious mental disorder. He has admitted the facts.

Lawyer Ingela Hessius Ekman counsel to the wife.

- She is obviously not good, either mentally or physically, says Ekman Aftonbladet online .

- She has very serious injuries, doctors can not yet comment on whether she can be restored or not. It will take time before we can assess it, if you can fix and what we then do.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2012, 07:40:08 PM »
All right, seriously. What the fuck is going on?

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/15/2800544/hazmat-teams-blow-up-mysterious.html

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Hazmat teams blow up mysterious smoking drum in Hollywood

After a mysterious smoking barrel closed a stretch of A1A in Hollywood into the night Monday, authorities blew the 55-gallon drum to bits. They still don’t know where it came from before it washed ashore over the weekend.

Hazmat teams do know this: Inside the dangerous drum percolated a cocktail of chemicals “from the sodium perchlorate family — extremely flammable,” Hollywood Fire Rescue division chief Mark Steele said Tuesday.

But before the detonation, Broward sheriff’s bomb squad and hazmat units tried to wrestle with the hissing container and analyze its contents.

The saga started when city crews lugged the drum to a beach public works complex at 112 N. Ocean Dr. in Hollywood.

But when workers arrived Monday, it was smoking.

The day-long effort to remove the drum grew complicated in the afternoon when it broke apart and spewed white smoke, Hollywood fire officials said. That’s when the county teams were summoned.

“When you have something like that, you can’t just throw it in the back of the pickup truck and get going,” Steele said. “Our main goal was to get it out of there safely.”

The surrounding road was closed more than eight hours while crews worked on the container.

After the experts determined what was inside, they destroyed it.

“We disintegrated it. There is no more remnant,” Steele said. “No more investigation.”

But the mystery hasn’t gone away.

Said Steele: “The truth is, we might never know where it came from.”

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2012, 07:49:14 PM »
I suppose at a certain point, the individual biting stories become moot, but it's all sort of crazy, eh?

Also, I should add for the sake of objectivity that I'm finding a lot of these links at the following conspiracy theory forum.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/


Anyway, more crazed biting in Florida!!

http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/local/west-volusia/2012/05/26/deputies-deltona-man-chased-mom-sister-with-knife.html

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Michael Nichols was found wearing only his underwear and holding two knives, the report said. While being escorted outside he threatened to kill his sister, deputies said.

"Just wait till I get out and I'll finish the job," Michael Nichols said, according to the report. "I wanted to kill her while biting her."

In the report, Spring said her brother attacked her for no reason, grabbing her by the throat and trying to choke her. When she tried to defend herself, Michael Nichols bit her in the forearm, where deputies said they saw the bite mark.

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2012, 08:10:20 PM »
Heh... Okay. Seriously now.... What is going on?

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Re: "When There's No More Room in Hell..."
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2012, 08:19:00 PM »
When does World War Z come out? That's the only hoax I can think of.
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