Bunker Boys

[Matt]

I'm listening to a remix of NIN's Closer and "Fitty-Cent's" In Da Club.

I like how "fitty-cent" is in quotes but the song title isn't.

That shit makes me laugh, yo.

God. You people are anal. Have it your way at Burger King:

I'm listening to a remix of NIN's "Closer" and (rc is a gay) 50 Cent's "In Da Club".

[Tyson]

I wasn't being anal, (emo fag). I was commenting on how everyone is buddy-buddy enouygh with 50 Cent to call him "fitty."

And I like that remix. I'm hip. I'm down, Tyson. Down like the syndrome, yo.

I don't even know who he is. All I know is that people pronouce his name "fitty", so that's how it's said. Or something. You forget that I don't watch TV or listen to the radio.

The remix is scary. He's saying "Yo, shorty, it's your birthday" and all I can think of is "I wanna fuck you like an animal".

Now I'm listening to Biz Markie's "Make The Music With Your Mouth". Ah. The Classics!