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« on: April 27, 2005, 08:46:18 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 10:07:21 PM »
The end days are here!

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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 10:12:29 PM »
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The end days are here!


Nacho, I just realized something. You were born the same year I dropped out of the 9 to 5 rat race in journalism. I was 30 at the time -- plenty old enough to be your father. Wait a second -- maybe I AM your father. What's your mother's first name? And did she spend any time in Hawaii around 1973? (I was a pretty wild Air Force jockey back in those days.) Post a photo of her because I'm suddenly very curious. To think you might be my illegitimate offspring is rather mind-boggling.

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2005, 10:13:45 PM »
I suddenly feel the need to watch Magnolia* again.




























*one of the top 10 films ever made
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2005, 10:58:20 PM »
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*one of the top 10 films ever made


What's with you and being abso-fuckin-lutely correct today? Props, my friend, cracker-ass-white-kid props to you.

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2005, 11:43:46 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2005, 11:59:28 PM »
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What's with you and being abso-fuckin-lutely correct today? Props, my friend, cracker-ass-white-kid props to you.

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"This happens!  THIS HAPPENS!"

I fucking love that movie.
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2005, 02:51:27 AM »
MYSTERY SOLVED: LIVER PECKERS!

BERLIN (AP) -- Why are toads puffing up and spontaneously exploding in northern Europe? It began in a posh German neighborhood and has spread across the border into Denmark. It's left onlookers baffled, but one German scientist studying the splattered amphibian remains now has a theory: Hungry crows may be pecking out their livers.

"The crows are clever," said Frank Mutschmann, a Berlin veterinarian who collected and tested specimens at the Hamburg pond. "They learn quickly from watching other crows how to get the livers."

Based on the wounds, Mutschmann said, it appears that a bird pecks into the toad with its beak between the amphibian's chest and abdominal cavity, and the toad puffs itself up as a natural defense mechanism. But, because the liver is missing and there's a hole in the toad's body, the blood vessels and lungs burst and the other organs ooze out, he said.