Poor Starr, such a thoughtful post with a most excellent title lost. Lost.
I KNEW you would start with "poor" in your response! You are SO predictable.
Is what Goblin Queen said about you true? Do you really keep dried penises hanging in your house?
Goddam! My response was so thoughtful, so informative. I called you my precious little tulip and took you behind the scenes of womanhood, where we keep the dried penises. Why dried? Because they keep longer, like dick jerky. Why hanging? So that I can say, "I've got you right here, pal, hanging. I joke.