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The Danger 5 Cocktails
« on: March 21, 2012, 08:23:25 PM »
Because Danger 5 is my new favorite show, I just spent the last 30 minutes combing through the episodes for the drink recipes -- usually imparted to Pierre whenever someone dies in his arms. So...here we go:


Episode Four:

The Perfect Fruitenhamon (?)

One part gin
One part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice


Episode three:

The Perfect Chinese Whisper

One part rice wine
One part lychee juice
Pour over crushed ice
Fill with soda

Episode two:

The Perfect Carlos Sultana

One park dark rum
One scoop of vanilla ice cream
Fill with cream soda
Finish with raisins

Episode one:

The Perfect Cherry Mendez
(recipe not given)

The Quickest Bangkok Sunrise
(recipe not given -- also served at the end of episode zero, though not then named)

The Above-Satisfactory Vodka Marconi
(recipe not given)

The Perfect Fruit Madrid

Two parts grenadine
One part Chartreuse
a pinch of salt
a fresh mint


The Perfect Heil Hitler

Two parts Qream liqueur (that's my guess -- it's not clear what she says)
Crushed ginger
Fill with orange soda

Episode Zero:

Bloody Margaret
(recipe not given)

Dry Marconi (no lemon)
(Recipe not given -- offered as an All-American Beverage)

Grape Escape
(recipe not given)

Vodka Moreno
(recipe not given)

 

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Re: The Danger 5 Cocktails
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 08:39:17 PM »
Sadly... I have the ingredients for the Perfect Fruit Madrid. Maybe I should see if my manly license has expired.

Anyway...drinking one now! It's actually okay. A little bit cloying... Maybe, like, three pinches of salt...

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Re: The Danger 5 Cocktails
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 08:11:06 PM »
The two parts grenadine is actually too much, especially if you're using grenadine syrup. I would try changing it slightly with 1 part grenadine, 1 part chartreuse, with a dash of soda water.
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Re: The Danger 5 Cocktails
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 07:58:29 AM »
So that Nazi bitch was lying!

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Re: The Danger 5 Cocktails
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 10:17:02 AM »
Well, she IS a Nazi.

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Re: The Danger 5 Cocktails
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 10:42:05 AM »
You punched a girl!

No I didn't! I punched a Natzi!!!

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Re: The Danger 5 Cocktails
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2012, 04:20:44 PM »
Episode five:

Orange Kennedy
(recipe not given)

Cherry Fiasco
(recipe not given)

Lemon San Diego
(recipe not given)

The Perfect Swiss Kiss

Two parts Creme de Cacao
One part vodka
Pour over crushed ice
Add milk
Finish with chocolate flakes

Episode Six:

Now...you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun.

The Perfect Beyond Chunderdome

Nine parts vodka
Four parts grape flavored fruit drink
Freeze overnight
Serve in plastic


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Re: The Danger 5 Cocktails
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2012, 12:09:27 AM »
From another site...

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ep1

2 parts grenadine

1 part chartreuse

pinch salt fresh mint

the perfect fruit madrid



ep2

1 part dark  rum

1 scoop vanilla ice cream

fill with creamy soda

finish with raisins?

the perfect carlos sultana



ep3

1 part rice wine

1 part lychee juice

pour over crushed ice

fill with soda

the perfect chinese whisper



ep4

1 part gin

1 part pommegranete syrup

fill w/ pineapple juice

over crushed ice

the perfect fruiten kamoon



ep5

2 parts creme de cacao

1 part vodka

over crshed ice

add milk finish w/ chocolate flakes

the perfect swiss kiss



never use canned olives in the vodka marconi!



ep6

9 parts vodka

4 parts grape fruit drank

freeze overnight

serve in plastic cups

the perfect beyond chunderdome

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Re: The Danger 5 Cocktails
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2013, 10:14:59 PM »
Ooooh... *internet smiling face*
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