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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #90 on: December 17, 2015, 11:15:29 AM »
Of course, the joke is that I will probably give up and do the install long before they force it.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2015, 05:00:06 PM »
Very happy with Windows 10 over here!

I don't care about my privacy at all though!

Until I go to jail for piracy!

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #92 on: December 18, 2015, 08:57:40 AM »
I feel weird complaining about privacy issues with Microsoft when I've basically handed every element of my life to Google.

I guess the difference is that Google asks nicely.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #93 on: December 18, 2015, 11:14:24 AM »
Microsoft has always been like this - I don't know why people are surprised or devoting column inches to it.

M$: EAT THE APPLE SAUCE!

Google: This apple sauce will make you feel better... *cough*

Apple: Tastiest Apple iSauce ever - tailored just for you. Go on, you know you want it. Whore.
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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #94 on: January 28, 2016, 09:47:34 AM »
Okay, okay, fine. I give up.

Reggie, how do I find out if everything I have will work with Windows 10? Like, will I still be able to rape and murder my children in Crusader Kings II? Because the official requirements don't include Windows 10 but the support community says it's fine.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #95 on: January 28, 2016, 10:57:06 AM »
At this point, hasn't everything released new versions to work out the bugs? That's what happens with stupid Mac's OS. All you have to do is wait six months to a year for everybody to upgrade the software to be compatible.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #96 on: January 28, 2016, 11:52:36 AM »
My only real concern is video games. If Fallout doesn't work in Win10 I'll kill everyone!

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #97 on: January 29, 2016, 01:26:41 AM »
Cunts.
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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #98 on: January 29, 2016, 05:07:33 PM »
I haven't seen any problems at all. I'm not a huge PC gamer, but Civ 5 and KOTOR work fine.

The one hesitation I've heard was about playing a pirated movie. I suspect your level of sophistication there will breeze right by that nonsense.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #99 on: January 29, 2016, 05:48:37 PM »
I haven't seen any problems at all. I'm not a huge PC gamer, but Civ 5 and KOTOR work fine.

The one hesitation I've heard was about playing a pirated movie. I suspect your level of sophistication there will breeze right by that nonsense.

Yeah, no issues on he laptop there.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #100 on: February 02, 2016, 11:46:10 AM »
Oh, God... I'm easily 150 or 180 hours into Witcher 3, maybe even more, and I'm only at Level 30 - I have equipment I can't use until Level 34 and 37. I might be around the 60% mark.
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« Reply #101 on: February 02, 2016, 12:05:50 PM »
Jesus... Going to have to get this game, eh?

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #102 on: February 02, 2016, 12:42:33 PM »
I've also banged 3 NPCs with the weird, awkward soft core animated sex scenes. Those sluts.
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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #103 on: February 02, 2016, 07:40:36 PM »
Back to the Windows 10 conversation... Forbes is saying we may not have a choice to update.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #104 on: February 03, 2016, 01:08:04 AM »
How dare you gloss over soft core game sex.
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