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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2013, 10:50:06 AM »
Zip drive... is that a thing from Rainbow?
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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2013, 10:57:36 AM »
It's a thing from the alternate 1985 timeline created when Biff stole the sports magazine from the future.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2013, 11:58:04 AM »
But, Nacho... the future is today.
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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2013, 09:43:13 PM »
What happens when you plug in?

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2013, 06:03:19 AM »
There will come a day for every man when he will relish the prospect of eating his own shit. That day has yet to come for me.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2013, 07:53:56 AM »
What happens when you plug in?


She cries.

No, wait... So it goes beep, it says it's installing drivers, it says it found said drivers, and then it refuses to see it. Then it beeps when I unplug it, screaming, ready to make her cry.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2013, 11:01:37 AM »
Have you checked eBay for zip drives?

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2013, 11:09:25 AM »
Have you checked eBay for zip drives?

I have a zip drive! I need a computer that's old enough to figure out WTF it is.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2013, 11:28:24 AM »
My AVID machine at home runs XP. I can give it a try.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2013, 11:46:29 AM »
My AVID machine at home runs XP. I can give it a try.

Perfect! According to Iomega's "LOL -- you still have a what?" website, XP is the last operating system it'll work properly for.

So let's plan it!

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2013, 06:12:24 PM »
Okay, standing down!

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2013, 06:18:49 PM »
Okay, standing down!

Thanks anyway. Now my childhood novels will all be recovered!

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2014, 03:30:06 PM »
Hooking up Nacho's Zip Drive is the hardest computer work I've done in years. I feel like I'm part of Skynet Resistance.

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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2014, 05:27:09 AM »
Hooking up Nacho's Zip Drive is the hardest computer work I've done in years. I feel like I'm part of Skynet Resistance.

AM wants to toy with your soul.
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Re: I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2014, 08:20:38 AM »
Hooking up Nacho's Zip Drive is the hardest computer work I've done in years. I feel like I'm part of Skynet Resistance.

Yay! My gig of pixelated porn GIF's is available again!

And -- best of all -- when SkyNet got the alert that the Zip drive was active again, it was RC's house! So the HK's will never catch me! HAHAHA!