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« on: August 10, 2005, 01:04:03 AM »
My wonderfully out of date monitor just took a giant shit on me!

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Now I'm stuck on this 14" from the 80's that has no vertical hold to speak of.  Look at it twitch!!!  I knew I shouldn't have given all those extras away.  I've given away about 8 monitors in the last couple years.

Anybody have anything laying around they want to bring me?

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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2005, 03:33:25 PM »
No.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2005, 03:39:36 PM »
I've got an 80-pound 15" CRT motherfucker.

But I ain't shipping it! HA HA HA.

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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2005, 03:40:20 PM »
Queer.

Only queers wouldn't send Yotoc a monitor.
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2005, 03:41:19 PM »
You didn't call me back last night, you shallow whore!

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2005, 03:43:06 PM »
You bet I didn't call you that last night - I was too busy screwing your mother!
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2005, 03:46:03 PM »
5 minutes shouldn't occupy you all night!

CALL ME THIS TIME! *sob*

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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2005, 03:46:47 PM »
Back on track: Yotoc needs a monitor because his old one got too gummed up with dried cum.

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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2005, 03:50:51 PM »
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5 minutes shouldn't occupy you all night!

CALL ME THIS TIME! *sob*


I'll never call you - t'would be no point.

Your ears are but caked with your father's semenal juice.
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2005, 04:07:44 PM »
Sorry, I don't... how much is a new monitor these days anyway?  

Monitor Deals! ... No idea if this place is credible or not... they've got some cheap monitors though.
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 04:08:41 PM »
I have 4 spare monitors.

But I'm a queer.
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2005, 04:41:35 PM »
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Sorry, I don't... how much is a new monitor these days anyway?  

Monitor Deals! ... No idea if this place is credible or not... they've got some cheap monitors though.


In general, you pay for what you get.

Dell's LCD monitors are the best bang-per-buck, I've found. But if you *really* want a top-notch monitor, Apple's widescreen or ViewSonic's top-of the line monitors are good choices. My tender loins are wet for Apple's Cinema Display's, of course. Can you imagine? 30 inches! *slobber*

If you're on a budget and want a CRT, just go with a name-brand and you'll be fine.

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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2005, 03:02:10 PM »
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Can you imagine? 30 inches! *slobber*


Already there.
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