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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2013, 12:16:00 PM »
The sad truth is that the U.S. is so rich, it can afford to lose a billion dollars over a few days over a sorority girl not getting the cotillion dress in the color she likes.

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2013, 08:49:16 AM »

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2013, 09:14:27 AM »
I love how schools close, but the drones kill buzzing around.
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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2013, 10:25:06 AM »
I love how schools close, but the drones kill buzzing around.

Schools are open. Though the the Jimmy Kimmel clip above makes me wonder if that matters...

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2013, 01:19:36 PM »
I love how schools close, but the drones kill buzzing around.

Schools are open. Though the the Jimmy Kimmel clip above makes me wonder if that matters...

I just watched that clip... and then we have the question, "does everybody deserve a vote?"
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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2013, 04:18:42 PM »
I just watched that clip... and then we have the question, "does everybody deserve a vote?"

That spirals quickly...

"Does everybody deserve a job?"
"Does everybody deserve a gun?
"Does everybody deserve health care?"
"Does everybody deserve to live?"

I imply, "that wants to" in all these questions...although I think that may be a problem with some of these.
In America, we say the answer is yes in as many cases as is practical.

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2013, 06:34:36 PM »
Are you furloughed, Reggie?

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2013, 06:50:21 PM »
Negative. I work at my company's location, but we are short on guidance from the gov't...

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #39 on: October 02, 2013, 11:16:32 PM »
Negative. I work at my company's location, but we are short on guidance from the gov't...

Yeah. You should commiserate with She Who Cannot Be Named on Saturday.

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 03, 2013, 03:39:05 PM »
Um...so...shots fired at the Capitol...

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 03, 2013, 04:01:54 PM »
News says all okay...but we just got a shelter in place order.

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2013, 05:36:10 AM »
I just watched that clip... and then we have the question, "does everybody deserve a vote?"

That spirals quickly...

"Does everybody deserve a job?"
"Does everybody deserve a gun?
"Does everybody deserve health care?"
"Does everybody deserve to live?"

I imply, "that wants to" in all these questions...although I think that may be a problem with some of these.
In America, we say the answer is yes in as many cases as is practical.


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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2013, 07:44:00 AM »
Libertarian!

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Re: Government Shutdown Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2013, 09:42:05 AM »
Racist.
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