24 Hours of Fringe Insanity

[RottingCorpse]

I've widely ignored the election since I've known who I was voting for since March of 2011.

The shame of being so sick of the media whoredom surrounding politics is that I miss out on the insane fringe hilarity that's out there. I suppose  should be scared of it all, but I can't stop laughing long enough for the fear impulse to kick in.

http://www.votingforjesus.com/

[nacho]

I'm on such a severe news blackout that I don't even know any of the fringe stuff. I'm even avoiding the light-hearted comedy stuff, like that Chris Rock video in the other thread. I'm going to go vote at 7am tomorrow, then come to work, close my door, and hide.

However...the election party does start in Bethesda at 9pm. But that's the fun part.

[nacho]

Here we go! I can contribute to this thread! (Though this isn't for 2012...but...still...)

[nacho]

Here, RC...you sound bored. Do some fringe research and find amusing videos for us! We'll use the official write-in folks. Here's the big bad list. I've removed the Big Four candidates, and the states not counting write-in votes at all. I'm bolding the ones that sound promising.

Alaska:  Virgil Goode (Write-in), Roseanne Barr (Write-in), David Crosby (Write-In), Richard Duncan (Write-in), Erin Magee (Write-In), Barbara Prokopich (Write-In), Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Steven Watts (Write-in), Andre Barnett (Write-in), David Byrne (Write-in), Will Christensen (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Dean Morstad (Write-in), Jill Reed (Write-in), Rick Rogers (Write-in), Kevin Thorne (Write-in), Gerald Warner (Write-in)

Arizona:  Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Will Christensen (Write-in), Virgil Goode (Write-in), Dennis Jerome Knill (write-in), Jill Reed (Write-in), Samm Tittle (Write-in)

California: Tom Hoefling (American Independent), Roseanne Barr (Peace and Freedom), Stewart Alexander (Write-in), Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Virgil Goode (Write-in), Ron Paul (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), James Harris Jr. (Write-in), Samm Tittle (Write-in), Jerry White (Write-in)

Colorado: , Tom Hoefling (America's Party), Virgil Goode (Constitution), Merlin Miller (American Third Position), Rocky Anderson (Justice Party), Thomas Stevens (Objectivist Party), Gloria Estela La Riva (Socialism and Liberation), Roseanne Barr (Peace and Freedom), Jerry White (Socialist Equality), Stewart Alexander (Socialist Party USA), James Harris (Socialist Workers Party), Samm Tittle (We, the People), Jill Reed (Unaffiliated), Randall Terry (Write-in)

Connecticut:  Rocky Anderson (Independent Party of Connecticut), Stephen Durham (Write-in), James Harris, Jr. (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Raymond Sizemore (Write-in), Gerald Warner (Write-in)

Delaware:  Virgil Goode (Write-in), Paul Chehade (Write-in), Will Christensen (Write-in), Richard Duncan (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Darrell Hykes (Write-in), Nelson Keyton Jr. (Write-in), Dennis Jerome Knill (Write-in), Dean Morstad (Write-in), Leon Leo Ray (Write-in), Jill Reed (Write-in), Platt Robertson (Write-in), Rick Rogers (Write-in).

District of Columbia:  Rocky Anderson (Write-in)

Florida:  Andre Barmett (Reform), Tom Stevens (Objectivist), Peta Lindsay (Socialism and Liberation), Roseanne Barr (Peace and Freedom), Stewart Alexander (Peace and Freedom), Rocky Anderson (Justice), Tom Hoefling (American Independent), Gary Johnson (Libertarian), David Byrne (Write-in), Andrew Coniglio (Write-in), Ricard Duncan (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), Terry Jones (Write-in), Erin Magee (Write-in), Jill Reed (Write-in), Charles Tolbert (Write-in)

Idaho: , Rocky Anderson (Independent), Avery Ayers (Write-in), Dennis Ball (Write-in), Andre Barnett (Write-in), Roseanne Barr (Write-in), Joann Breivogel (Write-in), Ted Brown Sr. (Write-in), Paul Chehade (Write-in ), Will Christensen (Write-in), Santa Claus (Write-in), John Dummett Jr. (Write-in), Richard Duncan (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), Ronald Hobbs (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Darrell Hykes (Write-in), Keith Judd (Write-in), Nelson Keyton Jr. (Write-in), Dennis Knill (Write-in), Kip Lee (Write-in), David Librace (Write-in), Erin Magee (Write-in), Reverend Merepeace Msmere (Write-in), Dean Morstad (Write-in), T.J. O'Hara (Write-in), Barb Prokopich (Write-in), Platt Robertson (Write-in), Rick Rogers (Write-in), Cecil Roth (Write-in), Kevin Thorne (Write-in), Samm Tittle (Write-in), Charles Tolbert (Write-in), Garald Warner (Write-in), Chance White (Write-in), John Wolfe Jr. (Write-in)


Indiana:  Stewart Alexander (Write-in), Virgil Goode (Write-in), Jill Stein (Write-in), Missionary-Tracey Blair (Write-in), Paul Chehade (Write-in), John Dummett, Jr. (Write-in), Richard Duncan (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Terry Jones (Write-in), Nelson Keyton, Jr. (Write-in), Dennis Knill (Write-in), Christina Lopez (Write-in), Jill Ann Reed (Write-in), MIchael Simoneux, Jr. (Write-in), Randall Terry (Write-in)

Iowa: , Gloria Estela La Riva (Socialism and Liberation), James Harris (Socialist Workers Party), Jerry Litzel (Nominated By Petition)

Kentucky: , Rocky Anderson(Write-in), Virgil Goode (Write-in), Richard Duncan (Write-in), Louis House (Write-in), Barb Prokopich (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Keith Judd (Write-in), Dennis Knill (Write-in), Erin Magee (Write-in), Jerry White (Write-in)

Louisiana: , Rocky Anderson (Justice), Jill Stein (Green), Samm Tittle (We, the People), Jerry White (Socialist Equality)

Maine: , Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Ron Paul (Write-in), Jill Reed (Write-in)

Maryland: , Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Virgil Goode (Write-in), Roseanne Barr (Write-in), Michael Boyles (Write-in), Tiffany Briscoe (Write-in), Santa Claus (Write-in), David Crosby (Write-in), Fred Dickson, Jr. (Write-in), Robert Dietz (Write-in), Richard Duncan (Write-in), Nelson Keyton (Write-in), Dennis Knill (Write-in), Matthew Lydick (Write-in), Merlin Miller (Write-in), Barbara Prokopich (Write-in), Cecil Roth (Write-in), Andre Barnett (Write-in), Will Christensen (Write-in), Jim Clymer (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), Dwight French (Write-in), Darrell Hykes (Write-in), Dean Morstad (Write-in), Deonia Neveu (Write-in), T.J. O'Hara (Write-in), Leon Leo Ray (Write-in), Kevin Thorne (Write-in), Samm Tittle (Write-in)

Michigan: , Rocky Anderson (Natural Law), Virgil Goode (U.S. Taxpayers), Jill Stein (Green), Gary Johnson (Write-in), Stewart Alexander (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Jerry White (Write-in)

Minnesota: , Virgil Goode (Constitution), , Rocky Anderson (Justice), Peta Lindsay (Socialism and Liberation), James Harris (Socialist Workers Party), Dean Morstad (Independent), Jim Carlson (Other)

Montana: , Stewart Alexander (Write-in), Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Avery Ayers (Write-in), Dennis Ball (Write-in), Andre Barnett (Write-in), Roseanne Barr (Write-in), Jerry Carroll (Write-in), Will Christensen (Write-in), Santa Claus (Write-in), Bonny Grace (Write-in), Richard Duncan (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), Virgil Goode (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Darrell Hykes (Write-in), Nelson Keyton Jr. (Write-in), Val Kittington (Write-in), Dennis Knill (Write-in), Leah Lax (Write-in), Kip Lee (Write-in), Alexis Logsdon (Write-in), Erin Magee (Write-in), Dean Morstad (Write-in), T.J. O'Hara (Write-in), Barb Prokopich (Write-in), Platt Robertson (Write-in), Rick Rogers (Write-in), Joe Schriner (Write-in), Michael Simoneaux Jr. (Write-in), Samm Tittle (Write-in), Gerald Warner (Write-in)

Nebraska: , Randall Terry (By Petition)

New Jersey: , Merlin Miller (American Third Position), Rocky Anderson (Justice), Jeff Boss (NSA Did 911), Peta Lindsay (Socialism and Liberation), James Harris (Socialist Workers Party)

New Mexico:  Rocky Anderson (New Mexico Independent)


Ohio: , Stewart Alexander (Socialist), Richard Duncan (Nonparty), Susan Daniels (Write-in), Nelson Keyton, Jr. (Write-in), Jill Ann Reed (Write-in), Platt Robertson (Write-in), Randall Terry (Write-in), Mike Vargo (Write-in)

Tennessee:  Merlin Miller (Independent), Rocky Anderson (Independent)

Texas: , Stewart Alexander (Write-in), Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Virgil Goode (Write-in), Avery Ayers (Write-in), Andre Barnett (Write-in), Thaddaus Hill (Write-in), Tom HOefling (Write-in)

Utah: , Virgil Goode (Constitution), Rocky Anderson (Justice), , Gloria Estela La Riva* (Independent), Roseanne Barr (Write-in), Nelson Keyton (Write-in), Dean Morstad (Write-in), Will Christensen (Write-in), Erin Magee (Write-in), Andre Barnett (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), Darrell Hykes (Write-in), Erin Magee (Write-in), Justin Myers (Write-in), Samm Tittle (Write-in)


Washington: , Rocky Anderson (Justice), Peta Lindsay (Socialism and Liberation), James Harris (Socialist Workers Party)

West Virginia: , Randall Terry (Independent), Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Virgil Goode (Write-in), Roseanne Barr (Write-in), Robert Brown (Write-in), Jerry Carroll (Write-in), Paul Chehade (Write-in), Santa Claus (Write-in), David Crosby (Write-in), John Dummett, Jr. (Write-in), Richard Duncan (Write-in), Stephen Durham (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in), Darrell Hykes (Write-in), Nelson Keyton, Jr. (Write-in), Dennis Knill (Write-in), Cam Ray Lemley (WRite-in), Erin Kent Magee (Write-in), Merlin Miller (Write-in), Dean Morstad (Write-in), Barbara Prokopich (Write-in), Platt Robertson (Write-in), Rick Rogers (Write-in), Cecil Roth (Write-in), Joseph Schriner (Write-in), Beverly Simmons-Miller (Write-in), Samm Tittle (Write-in)

Wisconsin: , Rocky Anderson (Write-in), Gloria Estela La Riva (Independent), Jerry White (Write-in), Tom Hoefling (Write-in)

[nacho]

I'll start you off with Jerry Litzel.

http://amestrib.com/sections/news/iowa/ames-man-gets-his-name-ballot.html

[RottingCorpse]

Has no one posted Whedon on Romney?

[nacho]

Missionary-Tracey Blair.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/united-states/121013/detroit-woman-finds-presidential-candidate-turne

Introducing Missionary-Tracey Elaine Blair, presidential candidate and professional squatter.

[nacho]

Jeff Boss of the "NSA did 911 Party."

http://www.jeffbossforpresident.org/

JEFF  BOSS  WITNESSED  THE  NSA           
                ARRANGE  THE  911  ATTACKS
JEFF BOSS WITNESSED THE TOP HIGHEST CLEARANCE IN THE NSA CALLING THE 911 HIJACKERS IN MARCH OF 2001. JEFF BOSS HAS OVER 500 PEOPLE ON DVD ADMITTING THE NSA GAVE THEM $20,000 TO KEEP QUIET AFTER THEY RECEIVED JEFF’S CAMPAIGN LITERATURE ABOUT THE NSA ARRANGING THE 911 ATTACKS. JEFF HAS OVER 40 AFFIDAVITS FROM PEOPLE SAYING THEY WERE GIVEN $20,000 FROM THE NSA TO KEEP QUIET AND WERE THREATENED WITH HARM IF THEY TOLD ANYONE, THAT THE NSA DID THE 911 ATTACKS. JEFF HAS A LIST OF OVER 200,000 PEOPLE WHO GOT THE $20,000 FROM THE NSA TO KEEP QUIET.
JEFF BOSS WILL BE ON THE BALLOT FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ON NOVEMBER 6, 2012 IN MANY STATES. BOSSFORSENATE.COM
JEFF BOSS WILL BE ON THE BALLOT FOR MAYOR OF GUTTENBERG, NEW JERSEY  2013
JEFF BOSS WILL BE ON THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY FOR GOVERNOR OF NJ JUNE 2013
IN THE PAST JEFF BOSS RAN FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY ON THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY AGAINST JON CORZINE AND GOT 16,071 VOTES AND TIED FOR 2ND PLACE IN JUNE 2009.
JEFF BOSS RAN FOR CONGRESS ON THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY, JUNE 8, 2010 & GOT 15% OF THE VOTE & TOOK 2ND PLACE.
JEFF BOSS RAN FOR STATE SENATE AGAINST SACCO & TOOK 2ND PLACE IN THE PRIMARY JUNE 2011
JEFF BOSS RAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES & U.S. SENATE IN NOVEMBER 2008 IN NEW JERSEY AND GOT OVER 11,000 VOTES ON THE INDEPENDENT PARTY.
I Witnessed a family member  high up in the NSA (National Security Agency) planning the 911 attack. She was talking about helping Ramsi Yousef (responsible for the 93 bombing at the World Trade Center) call his uncle Khalid Sheikh Mohammed(considered the mastermind of the 911 attack) from the NSA secret prison in Alexandria, VA and she was talking about flying planes into buildings. I never heard the dates or the names of the buildings and I never thought anything would ever happen. But on September 10, 2001 I was told to go the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. My first day in a new office, and I was yelled at by 4 supervisors not to be late. I was late. Thank G-d. The NSA wanted the oil in Iraq, which has the second largest oil reserve in the world. Certain powerful people in the NSA told me that the electronic voting machines can be hacked into and the vote changed within seconds. If we do not have our vote, then we are not a democracy. By creating a culture of Fear, the NSA has helped to pass the Patriot Act, which trashes our Constitution. Now the NSA doesn’t need a warrant to listen to every ones phone calls & emails or go into their homes. The NSA is now listening to every ones phones calls and e mails using an enormous computer. The NSA can spy on Wall Street and make unlimited money if the NSA wants to. Our Civil liberties, Constitution, and Democracy are rapidly disappearing. I will not let them hijack my country.
The NSA controls the media and prevents Jeff Boss’s message from being heard. Don’t you think a person who was on the ballot for President of the United States & U.S. Senate in New Jersey, and Governor of New Jersey on the Democratic Primary, State Senate , and also on the ballot for Congress on the Democratic Primary, and now running for President on the Independent Party November 6, 2012 election, and talked about the NSA arranging the 911 attack would be known? The Star Ledger, Record, Jersey Journal, and Asbury Park Paper refused to run my paid for political ads.
I have videos of 500 people on DVD admitting on tape that the NSA gave them $20,000 to keep quiet after they received my campaign literature and threatened to kill them if they told anyone that the NSA did the 911 attacks. I have over 40 affidavits from people saying the same thing. I even have Al Gore admitting that the NSA did the 911 attacks on DVD. Every time I post the videos, they are edited out, even on You Tube. Every time I am on TV or Radio and talk about the 911 attack or show videos they are edited out.