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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #465 on: November 05, 2018, 11:08:02 AM »
So... Rick Grimes leaves the show.

Let's recap! He gets impaled on rebar after his horse freaks out because two massive herds of the dead are approaching. He pulls himself free and gets back on the horse (which stood by instead of running away even though it was panicked). Then he spends the entire episode trying to get away from the herd of the dead and having flashbacks to the first two seasons, with a special selection of guest stars telling him important stuff.

For what must be, in-universe, about 4-6 hours, Rick is literally GUSHING blood from his wound NONSTOP. Like, he and the horse and evertything is covered in blood. He's leaving a long snail trail of pooled blood.

But...he survives to get to the magic bridge where, for some reason, they're storing a full crate of dynamite on the teetering construction platform. We see about 12 bundles of six sticks each. Rick shoots the dynamite from roughly 12 feet away and there's a tremendous explosion and....

He survives to be whisked away in the mystery helicopter we've been seeing for three seasons.

The end.

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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #466 on: November 20, 2018, 11:45:03 AM »
Stay tuned for the Rick Grimes cinematic universe...

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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #467 on: March 25, 2020, 03:15:39 PM »
I can’t believe there’s a Season 9... I know I’m probably 12 seasons behind but I watched the first 8 on Netflix and thought, ‘Ugh... at least that’s over. I can stop hating myself so much.’

I guess I’d better strap in.
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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #468 on: March 25, 2020, 04:23:25 PM »
I can’t believe there’s a Season 9... I know I’m probably 12 seasons behind but I watched the first 8 on Netflix and thought, ‘Ugh... at least that’s over. I can stop hating myself so much.’

I guess I’d better strap in.

And two spin-off series, and a series of movies about to start. And there's rumors that we're getting "foreign editions" and that the first spin-off is getting a spin-off.

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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #469 on: March 27, 2020, 03:05:11 PM »
Ugh.
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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #470 on: April 23, 2020, 01:25:55 PM »
Season 9 is just such a Faggot Blowout...
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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #471 on: April 23, 2020, 04:54:32 PM »
Season 9 is just such a Faggot Blowout...

Every single episode except the pilot is horrible.

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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #472 on: April 26, 2020, 03:04:45 PM »
Season 9 is just such a Faggot Blowout...

Every single episode except the pilot is horrible.

There are varying degrees of horrible. And the season with The Saviours was quite fun.
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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #473 on: April 28, 2020, 10:27:04 AM »
Season 9 is just such a Faggot Blowout...

Every single episode except the pilot is horrible.

There are varying degrees of horrible. And the season with The Saviours was quite fun.

They realize that. So wait till they kick that dead horse (and...still are).

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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #474 on: April 29, 2020, 06:36:59 AM »
There’s only so many times you can kick a dead horse before its stomach bursts and ruins your shoes.
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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #475 on: November 22, 2022, 03:29:25 PM »
There's no way they stuck the landing on the finale. I have no idea because the seven people still watching TWD haven't spoken up yet.

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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #476 on: November 23, 2022, 09:48:20 AM »
There's no way they stuck the landing on the finale. I have no idea because the seven people still watching TWD haven't spoken up yet.

Oh, actually, the last half of the final season was what the last 11 seasons should have been. The finale was largely devoted to giving everyone who isn't getting a spin-off a "happily ever after" while everyone who is getting a spin-off got to narrate their new origin stories and set up the drama. Those three new spin-offs will premiere...um...in a few months.

So... The Walking Dead isn't over by a long shot! The "finale" was a transition episode for half the cast to get their own TWD Universe shows.

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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #477 on: November 24, 2022, 09:31:30 AM »
Wait... this pile of burning Dog Shit is still going?
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Re: Walking Dead
« Reply #478 on: November 24, 2022, 10:13:44 AM »
Wait... this pile of burning Dog Shit is still going?

Yes, and it's multiplying. With the three new spin-offs we now have six spin-off shows airing at the same time.