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« Reply #75 on: August 02, 2005, 11:33:39 PM »
Better yet:

http://www.greatsociety.org/forum/phpBB2/search.php?search_author=monkey%21

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« Reply #76 on: August 02, 2005, 11:39:29 PM »
Oh! Gems lie therein for those inquisitive enough to search hard:

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This forum should be renamed "my anus eagerly awaits Tyson's visit to Ireland at GS" in honor of the world's most critically-acclaimed literary magazine, my anus eagerly awaits Tyson's visit to Ireland Magazine. In much the same way somone would title their literary endowment after George Orwell or HST or Shakespeare, this forum should become another voice in the chorus of song in praise of my anus eagerly awaits Tyson's visit to Ireland Magazine.

Hey! Dave Eggers said it was "cool"!

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« Reply #77 on: August 03, 2005, 12:45:48 AM »
I just read this thread again in its entirety.

I have now thrown up laughing exactly one time in my life.

Thanks, Great Society!
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« Reply #78 on: August 03, 2005, 01:27:58 AM »
I've never heard that song so I don't get the joke.

I don't think I need therapy here either, 'cause it's the Internet. Until I meet any of you people or see something tangible from somebody, it's kind of hard for me to take all this seriously. I don't even know why I come around here any more except that I like 70% of you and there's this passage in On The Road about following those that interest and inspire you.

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« Reply #79 on: August 03, 2005, 01:45:14 AM »
Nacho, change my custom title to "Dah'IIIIIIII heard thaaat!" por favor... thanks.
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« Reply #80 on: August 03, 2005, 08:06:21 AM »
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I've never heard that song so I don't get the joke.

I don't think I need therapy here either, 'cause it's the Internet. Until I meet any of you people or see something tangible from somebody, it's kind of hard for me to take all this seriously. I don't even know why I come around here any more except that I like 70% of you and there's this passage in On The Road about following those that interest and inspire you.


Jesus, Matt, you sound like me when I'm in a relationship.  Baby, I kind of like you, and I have nothing else to do, so I'm sticking with you, okay?

girl:  *shocked silence followed by hysterical crying*

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« Reply #81 on: August 03, 2005, 10:23:24 AM »
It's water on a duck's back, man. I like what inspires me and gets me going. Hence why I like Iowa, although you can't imagine how many goddamn corn jokes I've heard. Or the popular "Why would you go to Iowa?"

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« Reply #82 on: August 03, 2005, 10:37:03 AM »
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It's water on a duck's back, man. I like what inspires me and gets me going. Hence why I like Iowa, although you can't imagine how many goddamn corn jokes I've heard. Or the popular "Why would you go to Iowa?"


Hey, I made an Iowa joke on the front page!

I think the song ref is because you look like that singer or something.  Back in the facebook thread where you shared your "I'm really 30 years old" picture.

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« Reply #83 on: August 03, 2005, 01:39:39 PM »
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It's water on a duck's back, man. I like what inspires me and gets me going. Hence why I like Iowa, although you can't imagine how many goddamn corn jokes I've heard. Or the popular "Why would you go to Iowa?"


Hey, I made an Iowa joke on the front page!

I think the song ref is because you look like that singer or something.  Back in the facebook thread where you shared your "I'm really 30 years old" picture.


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« Reply #84 on: August 03, 2005, 01:44:28 PM »
They overplayed the fuck out of that song when I was in college.  Jesus.  You heard that song more often than you hear the word "Iraq" today.  Like Vega's diner song back in 91.

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« Reply #85 on: August 03, 2005, 01:48:26 PM »
I heard Tom's Diner way back in my elementary school days (think 1994/5) and, no joke, the I Dream Of Jeanie part would popup in my head randomly ever since. I was desperate to find the goddamn song. I found it this past Spring. 10 years to find a song!

I played it twice then got bored. What was the big deal with that song, anyways?

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« Reply #86 on: August 03, 2005, 02:22:03 PM »
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I played it twice then got bored. What was the big deal with that song, anyways?


Mindless repetition.  Secret to success.


Mindless repetition.  Secret to success.

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« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2005, 02:04:59 PM »
ahhhhh! jesus! looks like i missed the funniest thread in existence.  

well:

RC: you have popcorn kernels stuck in your teeth.  

Blue: no one told me anything about pages and/or that i wasn't allowed to take from the petty cash drawer.

Tyson: Balloon Buddies kicks 13 word's ass

Matt: dude, didn't i see you on http://www.passedoutwookies.com?

Nubbins: Your nose is like the levees of New Orleans...you need to plug that thing up.  Get some federal funding if you need to.

Nacho: why didn't you tell me i was bullshitting the chick singer?  now she's stranded in kitty hawk with nothing to do.

Yotoc: i've never been the recipient of an under-avatar line, so i guess i haven't pissed you off enough.  Well, your mother's a black catholic transvestite who jerks off pigs for McDonald's gift certificates.  Eat it!

Jody: just because i've had a vasectomy doesn't mean you can abuse me the way you do.  


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