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Offline jreale

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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2005, 09:14:37 PM »
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Don't take it all too seriously because I don't think it is.


I hope you're not implying that I'm not the succulent amber beauty that appears under My Pretty Pony.
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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2005, 09:19:15 PM »
Ho ho: so the essence is that I was whoring myself and my various projects way too much. 13 gays and Gay Magazine and Gay Bullets and all of that.

And looking back, yeah, I do whore myself too much. It's not a concious effort, but I do. Although, telling me directly would have been a little less-ambiguous than replacing "E ntropy" with "Gay".

Considering the fact that 90% of what I do is those 3 projects, I guess it's easy to let it slip in to everything I post.

In conclusion, I hate the world, baby seals, and fetuses.

So: Group hug meeting at 12. Nacho brings the lube this time.

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« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2005, 09:23:19 PM »
This is now the thread where Yotoc and I complain about all the bad habits of the GS members.

Tyson:  RC said it, and my big long PM.  I'll be glad to turn the gay off.  (the moment you get a date!  haha!)

RC:  This close!  Because of you!

Matt:  You fucking retard!  You and your constant talk about brown eggs versus white eggs!  Brown eggs do not come from black people!

Nubbins:  You drink too much wine.

Jody:  I can't stand your disgusting succulent amber beauty!

Queenie:  For the love of god, will you take off your clothes more often?  Same goes for your prudish friend with the spiral hair.  MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER ON A WEB CAM!  Is this so much to ask?  Is it so hard to just sit down on a Friday night and fist each other?

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« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2005, 09:25:29 PM »
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Tyson:  RC said it, and my big long PM.  I'll be glad to turn the gay off.  (the moment you get a date!  haha!)


When I get a date? You better hope that plug-in is year 3000 compliant.

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« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2005, 09:31:02 PM »
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Ho ho: so the essence is that I was whoring myself and my various projects way too much. 13 gays and Gay Magazine and Gay Bullets and all of that.


Come on!  That's funny!  You have to admit.

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Considering the fact that 90% of what I do is those 3 projects, I guess it's easy to let it slip in to everything I post.

In conclusion, I hate the world, baby seals, and fetuses.

So: Group hug meeting at 12. Nacho brings the lube this time.


100% of everything I do is fucking SFWP.  Jesus christ, 110%.  Blue barely has time to log into the forums, and Yotoc is in hyper-super-mega-overdrive.  I do 110% and watch them do 150% and it's actually a little depressing.

I know what it's like to get sucked into these from-the-soul projects, man.  They eat you up and you really want to grab your friends and say, dudes, I am doing this shit.  Come see.  Be a part of it.  

Look, work out your angst on the blogs, then come along and talk about whatever retarded shit Yotoc's posted about how great Bush is.

The gay is staying for a little bit because, honestly, I just can't stop laughing.  I'm so going to sneak that in randomly.

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« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2005, 09:40:18 PM »
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Ho ho: so the essence is that I was whoring myself and my various projects way too much. 13 gays and Gay Magazine and Gay Bullets and all of that.


Come on!  That's funny!  You have to admit.


Oh, I see the humor in it. I couldn't find a gay whore avatar picture, though. I like my new one though. New members ask: Hey Tyson, where'd your avatar come from?

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I know what it's like to get sucked into these from-the-soul projects, man.  They eat you up and you really want to grab your friends and say, dudes, I am doing this shit.  Come see.  Be a part of it.


That's the worst part. None of my friends give too much of a damn about it. "Hey friend! I publish a lit magazine, have 5 printed issues, and a book on the way!" "Your shoes are untied." I want to shake the everliving shit out of them. Same with gayathlons. Yeah, that's my excuse for whoring on GS. Excuse!

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I'm so going to sneak that in randomly.


Oh god - I can only imagine... I'm already doing it.

Monkey's going to go ape when he comes back and sees that GS has become a queer-love forum.

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« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2005, 09:43:20 PM »
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Look, work out your angst on the blogs, then come along and talk about whatever retarded shit Yotoc's posted about how great Bush is..


Nah, in fact I'm taking it out. Those of you who want to hear my innane shit already read my blog. No sense duplicating it here.

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« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2005, 09:48:12 PM »
I drink too much wine?!  How is that possible when there's NEVER ENOUGH OF THE GODDAMN STUFF?!
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« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2005, 09:49:06 PM »
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This is now the thread where Yotoc and I complain about all the bad habits of the GS members.


Tyson:  gay

RC:  you know what you did

Matt:  I don't care about the 3000 books you're reading.  We already read them before you were born.

Nubbins:  You look like you might maybe be able to beat me up.

Jody:  I can say the word nigger without being racist.

Queenie:  Shut up already.  

monkey!:  I love you

cass:  bio

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« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2005, 10:01:31 PM »
Okay, okay, my turn!

Nubbins:  Your stupid, fucking, ugly --

Wait!  I went earlier, didn't I?

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« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2005, 10:03:56 PM »
This has gone from highly uncomfportable to being teh funniest thread we've had in a while.

(*NOTE: I got distracted by my wife nagging me to go out and run errands with her. She's dead now.*)

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« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2005, 10:09:16 PM »
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RC:  This close!  Because of you!


Huh?

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« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2005, 10:10:47 PM »
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RC:  This close!  Because of you!


Huh?


This close!  Seriously, trying to load GS on the office computers is like running a fucking triathlon!

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« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2005, 10:11:44 PM »
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RC:  you know what you did


And YOU took it as an insult which it wasn't.

But for the record, I hold nothing against you (never did) and Have been frightened by how much I've been agreeing with you lately.

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« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2005, 10:13:26 PM »
Tyson: You're like 12; it's OK not to get laid right now.

RC: I love you.

Matt: I like the way you sing "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong."

Nubbins: Turn your hat around bill first once in a while.

Yotoc: I like your wife.  Save Kittybug!

Queenie: For the love of god, will you take off your clothes more often? Same goes for your prudish friend with the spiral hair. MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER ON A WEB CAM! Is this so much to ask? Is it so hard to just sit down on a Friday night and fist each other?

Zerda: Keep up the good porn.

Nacho: Dude, I don't understand the smooth, straight hair in 200% humidity. I just don't.

Cass: You can do it Sparky!
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