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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #165 on: July 07, 2017, 01:18:25 PM »
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #166 on: July 07, 2017, 01:21:14 PM »
I love how Mother not only responds entirely in Star Trek gibberish but also takes a very long time to enunciate everything.

She also has no sense of danger or self preservation. I mean, the computer I'm typing on right now asks "are you sure you want to do that?" about simple shit.

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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #167 on: July 07, 2017, 01:23:10 PM »
David's a great reminder of why Prometheus sucked. Thanks, movie!

So let me go ahead and fill in the holes here since no one's bothering to ask: Shaw and David piloted a ship of horrors to a calm, beautiful, inhabited planet. They unleashed aliens and then decided to burn up the entire population and move into their temple.

Or, at least, that's kind of the movie I wanted...
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #168 on: July 07, 2017, 01:26:18 PM »
Ah! Flashback. Thank you.
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #169 on: July 07, 2017, 01:32:59 PM »
As the new aliens get bigger I like them less and less. They're more horror movie monkey ghosts.

Also -- Mother finally refuses to do something insane! But she gives up within seconds and obeys the command.
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #170 on: July 07, 2017, 01:33:59 PM »
"That will cause catastrophic failure."

"Do it Mother!"

"I cannot comply -- "

"OMG DO IT!"

"Jeez, okay. Flying into mountain as ordered. *sigh*."
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #171 on: July 07, 2017, 01:35:36 PM »
Time for a five minute day-drinking break!
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #172 on: July 07, 2017, 01:41:35 PM »
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #173 on: July 07, 2017, 01:44:47 PM »
We're about 10 minutes past the point where I would have shot David and ground him up as chum.
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #174 on: July 07, 2017, 01:48:27 PM »
So...they had a second shuttle and, instead, endangered the entire ship by entering the atmosphere?

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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #175 on: July 07, 2017, 01:52:27 PM »
I love crazy David. Waiting for him to start talking about attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #176 on: July 07, 2017, 01:56:09 PM »
I see you've found my diary. Do you enjoy my drawings? My jumpsuit is really tight.
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #177 on: July 07, 2017, 01:56:45 PM »
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #178 on: July 07, 2017, 02:02:12 PM »
I love the girl touching the casing of the plasma engine to steady herself as she gets reeled onto the shuttlecraft. So, um, Caution: Hot!
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Re: The Alien Franchise
« Reply #179 on: July 07, 2017, 02:03:40 PM »
Purely from a xenoarchaeological viewpoint, the damage being done in this movie is appalling.
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