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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2013, 02:26:10 PM »
I just killed a UPS guy because of you.

(That's a joke, FBI spies.*)



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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2013, 02:38:33 PM »
This thread's being groomed for the first addition to the "In-Joke Warehouse" sub-forum since 2008.

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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2013, 03:22:41 PM »
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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM »
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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #64 on: April 19, 2013, 09:26:25 AM »
Well. That's the end of the Google discussion thread!

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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2013, 01:41:21 PM »
Oh-ho! So...it looked like B&N's Nook was doomed. Experts -- and B&N -- implied that the Nook would be gone in 2014.

Looks like B&N has decided to make one last effort to save the format...by going Android, and getting in bed with Google.


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Barnes & Noble Announces Google Play™ on NOOK® HD and NOOK® HD+

The Best in Reading and Now Over 700,000 Android Apps and Games, Millions of Songs, Movies, TV Shows and More, Plus Chrome™, Gmail™, YouTube™, Google Search™ and Google Maps™ on Stunning 7- and 9-inch Tablets

New York, New York – May 3, 2013 – NOOK Media LLC, a subsidiary of Barnes & Noble, Inc. (NYSE: BKS), the leading retailer of content, digital media and educational products, today announced it is expanding its extensive catalog of reading and entertainment content with the addition of the popular Google Play digital content experience on its acclaimed NOOK HD and NOOK HD+ devices. With Google Play on NOOK HD and NOOK HD+, customers have access to more than 700,000 Android apps and games, millions of songs and more. Barnes & Noble’s highly acclaimed lightweight high-definition 7- and 9-inch tablets will also include popular Google services like the Chrome browser, Gmail, YouTube, Google Search and Google Maps.

“By adding Google Play to NOOK HD and NOOK HD+, we are offering our customers even more great entertainment on our award-winning tablets,” said William Lynch, chief executive officer of Barnes & Noble. “Now with access to more than 700,000 apps and the best reading experience available, NOOK HD and NOOK HD+ are must-see products for entertainment lovers looking for high-quality tablets at incredibly low prices.”

Always a great value, NOOK HD, now with Google Play, is available starting at just $199 and NOOK HD+ starts at only $269. NOOK products are available at the nearly 700 Barnes & Noble stores, NOOK.com and leading retailers.

Google Play and the other Google services will be available to all new and existing NOOK HD and NOOK HD+ customers in the US and UK at no cost through an automatic over-the-air update that will roll out to all devices connected to Wi-Fi beginning today. Customers who would like to enjoy the major new software update immediately can learn more at www.NOOK.com/support or www.NOOK.co.uk/support.

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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #66 on: December 14, 2013, 01:41:40 PM »
Okay...so now they are Skynet.


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The New York Times reports that Google has just purchased Boston Dynamics, the company known for building biomimetic robots for DARPA, the US agency that oversees military research.

This news comes just a week after the company announced that the former head of its Android (!) division would lead a new "moonshot" project in robotics.

While it's not clear what Google would do with such technology, it's all to easy to make association with the fictional Skynet entity from the Terminator series, especially with Google's all-encompassing data processing and its algorithms, which are designed to predict human behavior.

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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #67 on: December 14, 2013, 02:29:25 PM »
MonkeyNET must prepare for battle.
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Re: Google Everything
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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #69 on: January 24, 2014, 11:08:38 AM »
Not really Google, although I'm sure they do it.  But I had a meeting with a credit card vendor yesterday.  They process credit cards for restaurants.  Companies name is Swipely.  They can give restaurants detailed information on the customers that pay with their credit cards.  Now this isn't new, it's been going on for years.  But what IS new is now this company can access your FB, Twitter, and Yelp accounts, your phone number and email addresses.  Not only that, they can drill down and say Nacho ordered the pizza the last 3 times he was here.  So let's send Nacho an email stating we are having a special on pizzas.  Before restaurants could see that pizza's where a big hit, so they send out a blast email, now it's directed to Nacho and anybody else who ordered X number of pizzas in the last few weeks.  And if Nacho puts it on FB that he received a email discount for XYZ company then they can read that and determine if it's a good promotion or not.  And believe me, it goes much deeper than just ordering pizza's.  They can tell if you are local, out of town, or a regular customer.  First time customer and tried the fried chicken?  But second time you came back you didn't order it.  Let's reduce the price of the fried chicken and see if Nacho orders it again.  Oh he did?  Good, let's order more fried chicken because we just sent Nacho an invite on FB to try our secret new recipe.

And here's the kicker, Swipely can do all this for the same price as your current credit card vendor.  How oh how is this possible?  Give the restaurant all this information for no extra cost?  Shhhhhh don't say anything, but Swipely sells the customers data.  That's where they make their money.  Before you could look down and say Nacho ordered $100 worth of stuff on Tuesday.  Now they can drill down deeper and see that Nacho ordered pizza on Tuesday with a beer.  On Wed, he ordered wings with Jameson and a diet coke (he must have been treating Sirharles).  Line item by line item.  They actually contract out the credit card crap...so it's probably the same company doing it as before, but now they are data mining all of your information.  And the restaurants can wash their hands and say, we don't have the information, Swipely does.  We just use the information, but we aren't the ones collecting it.  But let's not tell the customer because that's just bad business. 

Start paying with cash people.

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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #70 on: January 24, 2014, 11:17:54 AM »
Shit...my current employer, not to be named in the public forums, has been doing that for years. We sell all info -- including social network info, which we began harvesting 5 years ago -- to anyone. Purchase patterns (how many books/journals, what kind), payment patterns (do they mainly use check or CC), and anything the members are fool enough to provide on their yearly renewals (we ask about all sorts of personal details). Something like 10% of our annual $150 million net comes from simply selling that information.

Same invasive neighborhood, really. But, yes, I plan to slowly switch to cash this year.

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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2014, 11:35:21 AM »
My biggest thing is when you go online to buy something, you sign an agreement to have all your information distributed/sold.  You can print out the 341 pages of the legal agreement and look over it, but nobody does.  BUT if I walk into a restaurant or a store, I'm not signing anything other than a receipt.  There's a level of trust between the store and me, that trust is now gone.

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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2014, 04:31:07 PM »
The machines are watching us.
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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2014, 03:33:45 PM »
Quick question:

I installed and quickly removed a GoogleTalk plugin for Firefox... but now I'm getting network access requests every fucking minute from /tmp/blablablabla/KSFetch from the aforementioned plugin, and I can't find the file to remove it.

I have LittleSnitch deny it, but I now have a long list of the identical processes being blocked because for some reason each time this son-of-a-flaccid-cunt KSFetch demands access, it's treated as a new file.

Any ideas?
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Re: Google Everything
« Reply #74 on: January 26, 2014, 03:48:11 PM »
Quick question:

I installed and quickly removed a GoogleTalk plugin for Firefox... but now I'm getting network access requests every fucking minute from /tmp/blablablabla/KSFetch from the aforementioned plugin, and I can't find the file to remove it.

I have LittleSnitch deny it, but I now have a long list of the identical processes being blocked because for some reason each time this son-of-a-flaccid-cunt KSFetch demands access, it's treated as a new file.

Any ideas?

Do a Google search for "/tmp/KSFetch" if you really want to hate Google and go insane!