Jeffrey and the Dinosaurs

[RottingCorpse]

http://jefferymarzi.com/

For the past ten years, I'll get the periodic email from Jeffrey Marzi, who pitches me his dinosaur movie ideas.

After an internet search, I discovered a short documentary about him: http://www.animateprojects.org/films/by_date/films_2008/jeff_dino?hd=true

Jeffery Marzi is an American writer/illustrator. Jeffery was born with brain damage, and doctors told his parents that he wouldn't even be able to ride a tricycle. At 42, he rides his bicycle all over Pennsylvania and writes science fiction. Jeffery has been pitching his writing to movie producers for 15 years.

Here's the latest email he sent me. Dude's just trying to live the dream like the rest of us I guess.

I am a science fiction writer & I wrote four science fiction stories about dinosaurs. And I do need you to makes movies form my stories. My first story is Prehistoric park. And my second story is Pterodactyloid man's flight to Paris. And my third story is Pterodactyloid man goes around the world in 76 days. And my fourth story is Alien Dinosaur Planet....

                   With this e.mail I do have 4 photos of the drawing of the logo's of all four of my stories. But I do have allots more drawing then just the logo's........

                     I have be on television in two documentaries. First I was on AMC on Malkovich's mail back in 2003. Then I was on channel four in England on Jeffery & the dinosaurs back in 2008................

                     All four of my stories is publish by Pablo Lennis magazine. But Pablo Lennis magazine is a small one man runs publication & John Thiel of Pablo Lennis magazine. Only publish your stories ONES & it's non profits to?! But it's betther then NOTHING....................

                     And I want to tell you this so you will not miss under under stands me?? I wrote & copyrighted the sequel of Jurassic park. Before Micheal Crichton wrote his sequel call the lost world. At first my first story of Prehistoric park WAS the sequel of Jurassic park FIRST!! Now my first story of Prehistoric park is a SPIN-OFF SEQUEL of Jurassic park. Because of Micheal Crichton's LUST FOR MONEY!! But I did got my first story coprighted first.......

                    In my first story of Prehistoric park. The party of humans our in a sailboats race & we sail pass the west side of the island & sail back in to international waters. Then out in international waters?? Our sailboats crash together & sinks!! Then in our lifeboats?? We see the island & to be glad to be on dry land. Then the party of humans just found out that's we our in the dinosaur park & can not get off the island?! But the party of humans our working together & we makes CYBORGS out form all of the savage dinosaurs. We SIMULATED all of the VELOCRAPTORS & DILOPHOSAURUS!! And this new dinosaur park is a safe & peice park. Runs by CYBORG VELOCIRAPTORS & DILOPHOSAURUS!! Cyborg Velociraptors our not PROGRAM to attact & kill humans. And cyborg Dilophosaurus our not PROGRAM to spits & attact & kill humans. All cyborg Velociraptors & Dilophosaurus our PROGRAM to severs humans & runs this new dinosaur park. It's a robot's brain in a dinosaur park. And it's like the Flinitstones?? But the cyborg Velociraptors & Dilophosaurus our the people!! And all cyborg dinosaurs do have a satellite dish on top of theirs heads. But that's not the best part of my first story of Prehistoric park.....................

                    The best part of my first story is. Theirs a man inside the skull of the TYRANNOSAURUS-REX!! And the man's human body becomes a orgen of the Tyrannosaurus-rex's body!! And the man inside the brain cavity o the Tyrannosaurus-rex's skull is a preacher or pastor!! Plus much much much much more............


                    Now I want to tell you about my second story Pterodactyloid man's flight to Paris. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Want to be the first living thing with wings on it's body. To fly across the north Atlantic ocean. But Radon need to be SIMULATED as a CYBORG PTERODACTYLOID MAN!!

                    My second story to a point is like FRANKENSTEIN?? But I get my body parts form a giant anaconda snake!! First Radon have all of his skin remove & replace form the giant anaconda snake. So Radon have bigger & stroger wings. Then Radon do have all of his muscles remove & replace form the giant anaconda snake. So Radon have bigger & stroger breast arms & legs muscles. Then Radon do have the anaconda snake's heart to.....................

                      As a cybog Pterodactyloid man?? Radon do have allots of artifical implants to. And this is Radon's bear body is. Before option equipment is needed. First Radon have a stainless steel shell that's cover his torso & legs of stainless steel & the stainless steel shell is on the Pterodactyloid man's body for good!! And theirs 8 I.Vs on the stainless steel to. But the best artifical implants that's Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man like the best is his BLOOD HEATER!! Radon the Pterodactyloid man is reptillian. But Radon want to be warm as a mammal?! So Radon do have a blood heater implanted inside inside his body. But to implants his blood heater inside his body?? First Radon have to have all of his sex orgens remove to implants his blood heater inside his body?! Radon want to be warm as a mammal then have sex!! Radon need warmth not sex!! And this is Radon's bear body..............

                    Now this is all of the option equipment is needed. So Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Can fly across the north Atlantic ocean. First Radon have a big back pack on the Pterodactyloid man's back. The front part of the back pack is. Radon's navigatial computer. To help Radon navigate over the north Atlantic ocean & other need to. And the rest of the back pack is. The 6 1/4 size beer kegs to carry. All of the liquids as food or fuel nutriment to power a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Radon have I.Vs pump two pumps is pumping the I.Vs solution in Radon's breast arms & legs muscles. That's keeping Radon's breast arms & legs muscles flapping his wings!! And with all of the I.Vs solution is being pump in Radon's body. The Pterodactyloid man will urinating allots. So Radon do have a body wase dischrgs shutter port. It's like a cone & the shutter is like the shutter of a camera. Then Radon have a lap top computer color monitor. Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Can see all of his maps & charts & airplane instrument & other need to. And the monitor s clamped on his crest & just comes down just over his beak. Then Radon have two small key boards strapped on the palms of his hands. So Radon can controls all of his equipment as Radon is flapping his wings. Radon do have two 1/4 inch read in force tubing on his body. So the I.Vs solution is carry to the 8 I.Vs on his body. So that's keeping Radon's wings flapping all the time. So Radon the cyborg Pteroactyloid man. Will be the first living thing with wings on it's body. To fly across the north Atlantic ocean!! Plus much much much much more.....................

                     Now I want to tell you about my third story Pterodactyloid man goes around the world in 76 days. My third story is the sequel of my second story. Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Have makes a bet with Grif the griffin man. To do what's Jules Vern did in the 19th century in the 21th century. Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid. Stay mostly on the ground going around the world most of the time. And I have the Pterodactyloid man playing soccer!! Plus much much much much more.....................

                   Now I want to tell you about my fourth story Alien Dinosaur Planet. My fourth story is the sequel of my second & third stories. And of my first second & third stories. That's is at the present time & stay on planet Earth. My fourth story is a 1000 years in the future & starts on planet Earth.....................

                    The federation of worlds. Have found a small planet by a telescope on the far side of the moon. This small planet is one 1/4 of the size of planet Earth. And it's gravity is one 1/4 of the Earth's gravity. And it's have a rich atmosphere of oxygen gas & the whole planet is make out of gold. And it's a heathly & clean planet to. So the name of the small clean golden planet is "EDEN"....................

                     First the federation of worlds first found Radon, Grif & Cadberry that's have bin frozen for a 1000 years. Have remove theirs souls form theirs old brain. Then put them in to robot zeppelin probes. Then have bin send to planet Eden only one way.................

                    As they first get to planet Eden. The first life they first found is alien dinosaurs & animals of fantasy. It's like "Alice in Wonderland" & theirs alien plant life. But theirs is no carnivorous plants on planet Eden. And theirs allots of fungus & alien fungus life to. The last 1/4 part of my fourth story is like "Harry Potter"!! And theirs allots of dinosaur people that's live on planet Eden. Plus much much much much more...............

                  I do want to send all of my stories to you. With all of the drawing of all four of my stories. Plus I do have a VHS video tape of both documentaries. But I can not send it's to you on the internet?? So I do need your regular mailing address?? So please E-MAIL me your regular mailing adress to me?? And YES I will mail all four of my stories to you. With all of the drawing of all four of my stories. Plus a copy of both doumentaries on VHS video tape...............................

Sincerely By.
Jeffery H. Marzi.

[nacho]

Man, our Jeff Marzi thread is long lost.  I think that was in the forums 1.0... 

He's been writing me for ten years.  As well as the rest of the world.  Didn't SA have this big MSPaint "cartoon" of his script at one point?  That was like, god, pre-2001.  It was hilarious.

I'm now starting to think that he's really a brilliant genius.

[RottingCorpse]

I'm now starting to think that he's really a brilliant genius.

Me too . . . sort of.