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World's Strongest Beer
« on: November 27, 2009, 09:15:35 AM »
Go, Scotland.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2748348/Worlds-strongest-beer-sparks-fury.html

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FURIOUS health chiefs last night slammed brewery bosses after they launched the strongest beer in the WORLD.
Booze maker BrewDog's new tipple - called Tactical Nuclear Penguin - is an incredible 32 per cent.

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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 09:56:09 AM »
...and it tastes like tires.
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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2009, 11:07:52 AM »
It has yet to be tasted, but it's £30 a bottle.
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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2009, 09:46:32 PM »
that's a pound per percentage point!
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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2009, 02:36:10 AM »
Value for cirrhosis.
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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2009, 03:15:47 AM »
Go spend $3 on two St. Ides to achieve similar effect and still have $60 left over for the titty bar
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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2009, 11:19:51 AM »
I'd probably just buy a big bottle of dark rum.
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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2009, 05:37:55 PM »
Ugh.  Yeah, I wouldn't pay that much for evil beer.

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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 05:00:13 AM »
Not even to try it?
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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2009, 10:47:56 AM »
If you bought it for me, I would drink it.

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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2009, 11:56:11 AM »
And what if I didn't?
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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 12:51:23 PM »
Then I would not drink it.

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Re: World's Strongest Beer
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2009, 10:23:06 PM »
That would be a shame.
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