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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #60 on: March 26, 2014, 09:20:07 AM »
After a lengthy conversation about how certain movies from our childhood do and don't hold up, Nacho and started Temple of Doom last night at about 10:30pm. I was certain I would be asleep after fifteen minutes, but I made it through the whole thing. This movie gets a lot of derision for being the worst of the original Indiana Jones movies. (Nobody really counts Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, do they?) I find other than some of the matte effects looking like Land of the Lost outtakes on the Throne Maidens soon-to-be-sentient HD TV, it holds up remarkably well. People hate the movie's ingenue Willie Scott, but I find her vapidity and selfishness endearing. And I understand exactly why Steven Spielberg married Kate Capshaw.

It's dark, and in the words of Lucas himself "experimental." Because the majority of the movie takes place in the Temple of Doom, there this insular intimate quality to it that makes all the darkness that much darker. No nazis, no backstabbing, no greater cause... Just get the rock, and save the village. Simple yet effective.

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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #61 on: March 26, 2014, 10:14:13 AM »
Yeah. Great movie. Even with the special effects looking so bad in HD. Jesus... The Throne Maiden's TV is actually The Machine from Person of Interest. "Turn left, Nacho, and go up the flight of stairs. Wait 3 seconds. Then fire 2 shots to your right."

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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #62 on: March 26, 2014, 02:18:38 PM »
We started talking about Indy and now there's news:

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Please grab your nearest salt shaker, and liberally sprinkle it both on and around yourself. Why? Because supposedly the character of Indiana Jones may be recast, and supposedly Bradley Cooper is up for the role.

So the rumor here is this: Harrison Ford is still Indiana Jones for the time being, but if somehow George Lucas, Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford don't agree on a story by some point in the near-ish future, then the role may be recast, and Bradley Cooper may be one of the actors Disney asks about the role, and then Bradley Cooper may be interested in taking it.

So let's not start fitting Cooper for fedoras just yet, shall we? I have a strong suspicion that a firm deadline will inspire the original Indiana Jones triumvirate to agree on a script, even if it keeps getting rewritten while they're shooting Indiana Jones V: The Search for Mutt's Gold.

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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2014, 02:54:47 PM »
Tee-hee.

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Robert Pattinson Rumors Say He's The Frontrunner To Play Indiana Jones

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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #65 on: January 28, 2015, 08:41:24 AM »
Ugh... another reboot.
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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #66 on: January 28, 2015, 09:51:06 AM »
I've sort of made peace that they'll keep trying to reboot Indy. Hell, they were trying to do it before The Last Crusade. The Last Crusade itself is essentially a backdoor reboot. 

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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #67 on: January 28, 2015, 09:56:26 AM »
I hate the world.

Next: Miley Cyrus as Marty McFly in Back Once Again to the Future Past of Tomorrowday.
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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #68 on: January 28, 2015, 10:23:25 AM »
I hate the world.

Next: Miley Cyrus as Marty McFly in Back Once Again to the Future Past of Tomorrowday.

We're getting the Back to the Future update we didn't know we wanted in Hot Tub Time Machine 2!

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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #69 on: March 06, 2017, 03:21:57 PM »
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Indiana Jones will return to the big screen on July 19, 2019, for a fifth epic adventure in the blockbuster series. Steven Spielberg, who directed all four previous films, will helm the as-yet-untitled project with star Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role. Franchise veterans Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce.

Okay! So this time they're after...the Ark of the Covenant. Except it's bigger! It's as big as an entire planet! And a former Nazi stormtrooper and a mysterious yet plucky young woman sign on to help Indy! And...and...Marion is missing and no one knows where she is! But she has the key to the special secret that unlocks the Ark! So...so they must also find her while saving the Ark from the hands of...of...um...The New Reich!

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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #70 on: March 06, 2017, 03:50:48 PM »
I bet you're not too far off.

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Re: Indiana Jones
« Reply #71 on: June 30, 2023, 10:24:52 PM »
I just saw Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. It's a weird movie to unpack. It's not bad. It feels like The Force Awakens, but without all the amp up hype that had.

I really noticed Spielberg not being involved. James Mangold is a fine director, but he's doesn't have Spielberg's sense of pacing. The film isn't badly paced. It just feels so different from the others, even though it's trying to hit all the beats. In music terms, it feels less like a cover (which Mangold described it as) and more like a remaster of an album you know so intimately that the new mix sounds alien to your ears.

Until the very end, it's pretty careful about doling out the nostalgia porn. Little drops and dribbles, then they dump the bucket in the last scene.

"Young Indy" is weird. Still Uncanny Valley on that shit, but if you force yourself to not think about it, it works.

Third act is batshit insane. I won't give it away, but I'll bet my mortgage the better ending was pitched in the writer's room, and rejected by Disney execs. You'll know what I mean when you see it.

It's fine. Obviously a movie made by committee in a boardroom, yet manages to still be unoffensive. RC says check it out on Disney+ in three weeks.
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