The Office: Season Six

[Tatertots]

You officially worry me, Matt.

[Cassander]

I came up with this idea that the office shoudl end with Pam dying in childbirth and Jim going on a shooting rampage and Dwight stops him and finally wins in the end. It would be the darkest shit ever and would own.

yeah, except that would be a total rip-off of the last episode of the Cosby Show.  jackass.

[nacho]

Dude...that would have been awesome.  Bill Cosby stalking across the set, firing a shotgun into every character's face as they scream and cry.... We could end with him, blood-streaked, turning to the camera and doing the Fat Albert, "Hey, hey, hey!"

[Cassander]

or flashback to the famous "i brought you into this world, and I can take you out!" speech except without the laugh track.

[nacho]

That's how every sitcom of that ilk should have ended.  Every family-oriented, feel good sitcom should have ended with a mass, Rome season one-style bloodfest.  Family Ties, the younger blond sister takes an axe to everyone while they're sleeping.  In Silver Spoons, Rick Schroder murders his dad and Erin Grey and then melts them down in buckets of acid throughout a special hour-long episode with no dialogue, just that creepy pitching Dark Knight violin music...